Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.
Wow, hardly anyone liked the previous one-shot it seems.
Okay, fine.
Black Heart let out a yell as her opponent, a redheaded woman with one eye and a large chest, wings like a CPU and a black bikini, knocked her back and left a shallow cut on her side. "Guh..." She grimaced as she got to her knees and watched in growing dismay as White Heart and Green Heart were easily batted away by this mysterious person. 'Is ASIC really that strong?'
"It's so unfair..." Purple Sister muttered near Black Heart. "How can she be so strong?" She watched with some hope as Purple Heart engaged the strong enemy. "If only we could introduce an unfair element of our own." Purple Sister said softly, knowing that might be the only way to win.
Stiffening at hearing that, Black Heart got an idea, a crazy, silly, no good idea. 'At this point if we don't do something then we're going to be beaten.' And she had no doubt that their fate would be tied to the graveyard itself. "...Nepgear..." Black Heart looked at Purple Sister. "Is your sister's favorite food still pudding?" Purple Sister nodded, wondering how Black Heart knew that. "What's her least favorite food?"
"...Eggplant, why are you..?"
"HEY! NEPTUNE!" Black Heart turned and yelled at Purple Heart, who had just been knocked away from their opponent. When Purple Heart turned to her, she smirked softly, though she was blushing internally. "You should know, if she manages to win, ASIC is going to take over the world."
"I know that!" Purple Heart snapped, wondering why Black Heart was bringing it up.
"But she's going to replace all the pudding in the world with eggplants, did you know that?"
"What?" Purple Heart felt a cold chill go through her while her pupils shrank. 'Pudding... With eggplants? But I love pudding. I don't want to live in a world where I can't have any and have to eat eggplants.' She thought to herself before spinning on CFW Magic, who was smirking at her. "You... You horrible monster! Pudding is the most absolute perfect food and I won't have you ruining it with eggplants!"
CFW Magic lost her smirk and stared at Purple Heart stupidly. "Wait, what?" She honestly had no idea what the CPU was going on about.
"YOU MONSTER!" Share energy started to cover Purple Heart in quantities that shouldn't have been possible, considering how weak the shares between the nations were at that moment. "YOU'RE HORRIBLE!" The waves of Share energy coming off of Purple Heart was enough to make CFW Magic step back in shock. "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!"
"And here I thought she got more mature when she transformed." White Heart muttered as Green Heart suddenly grabbed her and pressed her under the Leanbox CPU's breasts. 'Dammit, Thunder Tits!' White Heart growled, though she had to privately admit, her breasts did feel nice.
When there was an eruption of Share energy that knocked everyone away from Purple Heart, White Heart chanced a look at Purple Heart and gawked. Her braided ponytails had come undone, her processor was fully repaired, as was all damage to her body and she was glowing so brightly that it was painful to look at.
"...Well, this is something I never saw coming." CFW Magic muttered before Purple Heart launched herself at her at speeds that no one could keep up with.
"Would you stop at pudding, or would you replace everything with eggplants?!" Purple Heart growled as she sliced CFW Magic's weapon into pieces. "THIS IS FOR COMPA'S DELICIOUS EGG PUDDING!" Slashing her glowing katana downwards, Purple Heart landed a deep cut into CFW Magic's chest, causing her to gasp.
"H...How?" CFW Magic gasped in shock.
"FOR MY FAVORITE CEREAL!"
The other CPUs watched with growing sweat-drops as Purple Heart called out various foods that she enjoyed and with each one, she slashed CFW Magic again.
"FOR NOIRE'S DELICIOUS BARBEQUE!"
Black Heart blushed when she heard that.
"FOR VERT'S DELICIOUS TEAS!"
Green Heart chuckled softly. It was a bit touching that Purple Heart enjoyed her tea that much.
"FOR BLANC'S SWEETS!"
"Is that all she cares about?" White Heart muttered, looking somewhat annoyed while she blushed.
"FOR MY SISTER'S AWESOME CHOCOLATE CARAMEL!"
"Onee-chan..." Purple Sister blushed softly, glad that her sister enjoyed that so much.
CFW Magic gasped as Purple Heart slashed her over and over again before her sword glowed and she was driven into the graveyard floor, where she exploded violently. 'Too strong... Far too strong...' Was the last thing she was able to think as oblivion consumed her.
Panting as her attack ended, Purple Heart chuckled and fell backwards, transforming back into Neptune as she fell onto her back and giggled. "No ruining food with eggplants."
White Heart turned to Black Heart. "Congrats, you are now the official strategist of the group."
"Gee, thanks." Black Heart gave her a dirty look. "Well, at least it worked."
"Who knows what would have happened if you hadn't done that." Purple Sister said as she floated over to Neptune and gently picked her up.
"Probably something perverted involving bondage, tentacles and who knows what else." Black Heart muttered, blushing at the looks she was getting.
"My, my... What kind of porn DO you look at, Noire?" Green Heart chuckled as the group flew out of the Gamindustri Graveyard.
"That's none of your business!" Black Heart shot back.
This was inspired by Issei vs Vali in Season 2 of High School DxD, which is the funniest scene ever.
And, sorry this was so short.