Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

Nepgear smiled in relief. The three babies had finally calmed down enough to take a nap. She openly pouted at the thought of her sister running off and having fun with other CPUs while leaving her behind to watch three little babies right after she arrived in this world. She had no idea why her sister would just abandon her like that. 'Then again, she abandoned me in the first place by coming to this world.'

Nepgear has gained the title "Dangerously Delusional".

Nepgear's eyes shrank into circles with black circles around them. "Hey! That's not cool! Neptune and the others aren't here to make fun of me!"

Nepgear has gained the title "Supreme Siscon".

"Oh come on!" Nepgear cried out, before biting her lip as the babies started to fuss. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." She said and rocked the babies, sighing as they started to calm down again and seemingly went back to sleep.

Nepgear has gained the title of "Sleep Destroyer".

Nepgear's eyes teared up and she stood up and stalked out to the kitchen. She needed something to take her mind off of this. And if she knew Neptune like she thought she did, she knew that there would be a big stock of pudding in the fridge.

Had Nepgear stayed in the living room, she would have seen that Peashy, Compa and IF had all woken up as she left.

(-)

One minute later...

Nepgear sighed in delight as she finished the pudding. "Now, I better go and check to make sure that the babies are okay." She threw the pudding cup away and walked back to the living room. "WHAT THE GOODNESS?!" She yelled, her eyes wide as she saw dirt EVERYWHERE!

All over the couch, the chairs, the floors and all three babies and...

"Don't eat that!" She yelled and ran over as Peashy fed Compa a plant leaf. Taking the plant away from the babies, she twitched as they started to cry in dismay. "That's not food!"

Nepgear has gained the title of "Happiness killer".

"Okay, that's it!" Nepgear yelled as she pulled out her beam saber and slashed the NPC title card. "Stop giving me weird titles!"

Nepgear has gained the title of "4th Wall Slayer".

"STOP IT!" Nepgear screamed and sliced up the new title, much to the delight of the giggling babies. "Well, at least you're not crying anymore." She was going to have to clean up this mess and make sure that the babies didn't try to do... "Wait, where's..." Nepgear's eyes widened in shock and horror as she saw that Peashy had, in her few moments of dealing with the 4th Wall Menace, had climbed up and on top of the television. How she did that, Nepgear had no clue, but Peashy was suddenly falling and it took every ounce of Nepgear's speed stat to get over there before she hit the ground head first.

Peashy laughed and kicked her legs in delight.

Hearing a crash, Nepgear turned and saw Compa had somehow climbed up onto the corner table, grabbed the wireless phone and threw it into a cabinet of breakables, breaking a good chunk of them. "ACK! NEPTUNE! HEEEEELP!" She cried out as she ran over to Compa and got her away from the glass shards that were around her. Picking up Compa with her free hand, she turned and was about to admonish the baby when she found herself tripping over something and landing face-first on the ground.

IF laughed and crawled over Nepgear, who had thankfully made sure that Compa and Peashy had been safe.

Groaning as the babies crawled over her, Nepgear turned to see what she had tripped over.

When she saw it was the pot that the plants had been in, she whimpered in dismay. "This can't possibly get any worse."

When Peashy and IF both filled their diapers while on her, Nepgear quickly discovered that yes, yes it could.

"Hurry and come back, Neptune!" Nepgear cried out as she got the babies off of her and took them to get changed. At least it was pretty normal for both of them. While gross, she knew it couldn't be helped, they were babies and they couldn't clean themselves. When she checked on Compa, her eyes stared in shock. Somehow Compa's diaper had crayons, sewing thread and the tv remote in it. "...HOW?!"

Compa just laughed at Nepgear's expression of shock and dismay.

"ACK!" Nepgear yelled as she saw Peashy crawl out of the room at a fast clip. That would be worrisome under normal circumstances, but the girl was rushing out without her diaper on. "Get back here!" Nepgear yelled and rushed out after her. "You need your diaper on at least!"

When she caught Peashy and took her back to the changing room, she saw IF holding the crayons that were in Compa's diaper and was eating them while Compa chewed on the remote that had been in her diaper. Nepgear's eyes started to water as she slumped to her knees. "Just because I took the title of main character in the last game doesn't mean I need to be punished like this!"

The babies all laughed at her, which only caused her dismay to increase.

It wasn't until Neptune and the others returned and Neptune confirmed that she loved Nepgear that Nepgear started to feel better. While she would have liked a souvenir, at least her sister telling her that felt really nice.

Inspired by some stories I saw on Reddit about how "I was gone for less than a minute and hilarious tragedy happened". Highlights include a cat using a live snake to distract its owner to steal the chicken sandwich, making a sandwich after getting home from work and going outside only to meet a zebra, twins watching TV and mom leaves to drink coffee and finds them destroying a potted plant and trying to eat it.

Remember kids, don't leave babies alone for any length of time, you never know what they'll get into.