Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

In case you're wondering, I post these one-shots as soon as I finish writing them.

Now let it sink in that I wrote Conversion and posted an update every day for 12 days.

By the way, for those of you who write and read my stuff, do you ever feel somewhat drained after writing a chapter or am I all alone?

Also, blame DeraldSny for this one-shot, his latest "Mis-Adventures of Hyper Dimension Peashy" got me thinking.

Nepgear tilted her head in wonder. "So... I'm where now?"

"Evil Academy." The boy with spiky white hair, red eyes and glasses on his face, though now that Nepgear thought about it, she never saw anyone with glasses on their face if they weren't trying to disguise themselves. The boy was wearing gray shorts, a black shirt with long sleeves that looked almost like they were part of a suit, he had a red cape that looked like it was a coat and wings at the same time over his shoulders, there was a chain that was connected to the buckler that held the cape over his shoulders, he had red and white striped shoes on and not much else. Really, he looked like a typical boy that would be found in Gamindustri. "And I am the number one honor student, Mao."

"Oh, that's good." Nepgear sighed happily. "I'm glad I have someone who can help me get back to my world." She was a little worried since usually it was her sister who went on these adventures, not her, but she had somehow created a portal gun that sent her flying into a parallel reality.

Mao gave her a confused look. "Help you? Why would I do that? That's only something deliquents would do."

"What the goodness?!" Nepgear's eyes took on an expression that wouldn't be out of place on Nepgya. "But you just said you were an honor student!"

Mao nodded and crossed his arms. "Indeed, I am. I'm Evil Academy's Number One Honor Student. I haven't gone to class ever since I enrolled! I never took any homework or volunteer for anything!" He suddenly threw his arms back and his glasses gleamed over. "After all, why would I, someone with an Evil Quotient of 1.8 million, bother doing something like homework or going to school or even helping people?"

"I... See." Nepgear chuckled nervously. "I guess this world is quite a bit different from the ones I'm used to."

"Oh?" Mao gave her an interested look. "You're a dimensional traveler?"

"Not by choice. See, I'm Planeptune's CPU Candidate, basically a Goddess in training, and I keep ending up on these wild adventures that send me to alternate dimensions." Nepgear blinked and wondered why she suddenly got a chill up her spine.

"...Goddess?" Mao asked as he started to pant and breathe heavily. "You're a Goddess?"

"Well..." Nepgear sweat-dropped slightly. "In training. My sister's the actual Guardian Goddess of Planeptune."

"...There's more than one Goddess in your world?" Mao asked, surprised by that.

Nepgear nodded. "Oh yes. Besides me and my sister, there's Uni, the CPU Candidate of Lastation and her sister, Noire, there's Blanc, the CPU of Lowee with her twin younger sisters Rom and Ram and there's the CPU of Leanbox, Vert. The four nations are pretty peaceful, though we sometimes compete and fight over silly things. Like the time Neptune and Noire ended up on a desert island after stopping a giant meteor and fought against native tribes and their ancient octopus monster." The octopus food that the two had brought back was quite delicious at least. "My sister ended up fighting against the others because they took all her grilled food when they got back."

"Interesting," Mao's voice was starting to disturbe Nepgear a little bit, "a Goddess is something that I've never been able to experiment on."

"What the goodness?!" Nepgear's eyes went white and blank. "You want to experiment on me?!"

"Oh yes!" Mao threw his arms to the side and leaned back in an almost insane way. "Maybe I could try and see if my flesh to robot conversion experiments would work."

Nepgear suddenly had sparkles in her eyes and grabbed Mao's hands. "You can do that?!"

"...Huh?" Mao was taken out of his normal reaction as Nepgear was right up next to him.

"Will I have a Drill? A Rocket Punch? Maybe Oppai Missiles? What kind of ultimate attack would I get? Come on! Let's get to work right away!"

Mao suddenly grinned as he led Nepgear to his lab. "This is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship, Nepgear." He would normally be loathe to use that word, but how often did he meet someone who had a love of experiments as much as he did?!

"Yay! I get to become a robot now!" Nepgear cheered happily.

...So how screwed are we?

"EXPERIMENT!"

Yes, really short, I'm sorry everyone, I just had to get this out. No, I'm not continuing this.