Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

This one shot was inspired by Reddit posts of cops who come upon situations and go "Okay, WTF happened here?"

It was late at night, the sun wouldn't be up for several more hours and most people in Gamindustri were sleeping soundly.

Nepgear... Was not one of those people.

Laying on a large sleeping mat, she could only stare at the dark ceiling in wonder. "How did this happen?" Nepgear asked herself softly as she looked to her right, where Vert was curled up next to her. 'That's normal.' She then looked to her left and saw Neptune laying on her stomach next to her other side. 'Only happens when Vert's trying to NTR me again.' She then looked on her chest and wondered just how and why Uni had decided to sneak in and use her as a bed. 'At least Uni's light.'

But that wasn't even the weirdest part of all of this.

Blanc was, for some reason, sleeping next to Neptune and cuddling up to her while Noire was sleeping with her head on Neptune's butt while Rom and Ram were sleeping near Vert.

'Okay, Nepgear, think, how did this happen again?'

"Still awake, miss Nepgear?" A soft male voice caught her attention and Nepgear looked up and saw Steamax looking down at her. "I deeply apologize for this situation, but I can't get any of them off of you."

"...So what happened?"

"Ah..." Steamax seemed to blush, which was odd, because he was a robot. "You don't remember what happened at dinner?" Nepgear shook her head slowly. "Well, while you were eating, I had come over to give a gift to Lady Uni..."

"Right, I remember that." Nepgear said softly. "Then what happened?"

"Well, she had been saying that she had been having trouble sleeping lately, so I got her some incense that I heard would help people relax and get some sleep."

"Okay..."

"Well, unfortunately, your sister took it, tripped and the entire dining room was blasted full of the stuff."

"Ah!" Nepgear's eyes widened. "That's right. What happened next?"

"...You all stripped down to your underwear and I passed out from seeing Lady Uni in her panties."

Nepgear twitched at that. "Steamax, why are you looking at Uni's panties?"

"Because I didn't know where else to look!" Steamax whined. "If I looked at Lady Noire, I would have died because she doesn't wear a bra! And Lady Vert was only wearing her panties and I do not feel right looking at Lady Neptune in her human form without clothes on and the less said about Lady Blanc or Lady Rom or Lady Ram the better."

"...Blanc's going to kill you if she finds out." Nepgear muttered. "...Wait, what about me?"

"...You and Lady Uni are really the only two I would feel safe with looking at in such a situation, but at the same time I did not want to be accused of being a creep, but I did not want any of you to get hurt. Well, after that, Neptune pulls out this huge sleeping mat, lots of pillows, blankets and you all crash here, cuddling up like this."

"Thank you..." Nepgear sighed softly, well, at least nothing lewd had happened.

"Also, Lady Nepgear, I apologize, but I couldn't help but stare when Lady Vert stripped your panties off and groped your bare butt along with Lady Uni."

"What the goodness?!" Nepgear gasped and reached under the blankets to find that, no, she was NOT wearing any underwear.

"Do not worry, I made sure to put your underwear in a safe location. They are in your room on your bed."

"...Top or bottom bunk?"

"I believe the top one is yours, it was more neatly made than the other one."

Nepgear sighed softly. "Thank you, the last thing I need is Neptune wearing my panties by accident again."

"Yes. Um, Lady Nepgear..."

"Yes, Steamax?"

"I must apologize, but I couldn't help but stare when you were stripped out of your shirt by your big sister." Steamax winced as Nepgear started to tear up. "If it makes you feel better, Lady Nepgear, you are a very lovely young woman."

When Nepgear started to cry, Steamax started to panic.

Sadly, Nepgear's crying woke Vert and Neptune both up, they looked at Nepgear crying and then at Steamax and both transformed to teach him a lesson about making Nepgear cry.

Thankfully for Steamax, being a Ninja meant that he would survive.

Sadly for Neptune and Vert, Histoire was less than amused by the destruction of the walls of the Basilicom.

I really need to write longer one-shots. Boo!