Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

Twirling a finger through her red hair, Uzume wasn't sure WHAT to think about these CPUs from another dimension. Other than that girl Plutia, all of them looked similar to her friends and even acted in similar manners. "Seriously, Nepsy, I know you told me that they were like our friends, but you didn't tell me that they were clones."

"URGH!" Noire in the rather fashionable mini-skirt and halter top, suddenly screamed out. "What is WITH you Planeptune CPUs calling me a clone?!" She yelled while stomping her foot on the ground and her hair sticking up in the air.

"To be fair, she called me a clone as well." Blanc, this one in a red miko outfit, calmly retorted.

"Indeed," the Vert of that group nodded, "it's enough to make me want to go gaming for a few hours just to make the insult disappear." She said in an overly dramatic tone of voice, causing both Uzume and Neptune to sweat-drop heavily.

"Aww..." Plutia pouted, "but Uzume was just making a funny joke. Everyone knows you're not clones, riiiiight?" She smiled and the others sighed while Neptune giggled at her.

"That's right." Neptune nodded. "After all, if they really wanted to clone Noire, they'd make sure that she wasn't a work-a-holic loner and Blanc would be a lot cuter and Vert would have less wrinkles in her skin."

"What..." Noire twitched.

"Did you..." Blanc's eyes went red in anger.

"Say?" Vert asked, her eyebrow twitching. "Neptune, that wasn't very nice."

"Ah heh heh... Run away!" Neptune turned and ran while Vert, Blanc and Noire chased after her.

"Uzume," Umio, a fish with a stoic voice and a man's face, spoke up, "why are you playing Benny Hill music out of your wristwatch?"

"...It felt appropriate?" Uzume giggled as she, Umio and Plutia watched as Neptune was chased by the three Ultradimension CPUs. "...Will Nepsy be okay?"

"Uh huh..." Plutia nodded and giggled. "If they were REAAAAAAALY mad, they would have turned HDD and tried to kill her."

"Ah." Uzume and Umio said at the same time while nodding. "So you're Planeptune's CPU in your world then?"

"Uh huh..." Plutia smiled at her. "Hey! I have a great idea!" Plutia clapped her hands together. "Can I see your HDD? I've never seen yours before."

"Huh?" Uzume blinked before nodding. "Sure!" She smiled and was bathed in a white light as her hair turned orange, her eyes got bright blue and her outfit became white while a shield formed on her left arm. "Ta dah! Orange Heart is here!"

"Woooow!" Plutia smiled and looked Orange Heart over. "So pretty."

The words that Orange Heart said next would have sent everyone in a hundred yards running for the hills if they heard them.

Sadly for Orange Heart and Umio, the only people who could have stopped her were currently on a chase sequence of their own while Benny Hill music was still playing in the background. "Can Uzume see Plutia's super dee duper HDD form?"

"Well..." Plutia smiled brightly. "Suuuuuure!"

Orange Heart smiled brightly as she saw Plutia get consumed in a white light. That smile disappeared when Plutia's transformation ended. "Uh... Uzume is not sure about this." In fact, the transformation was so intense that even the Benny Hill music stopped playing.

"Mmmm..." Iris Heart licked her lips. "You are so delicious looking." She purred and slinked forward, running her fingers under Orange Heart's chin. "Don't worry..." She said in a sultry, seductive voice. "I'll make it feel good."

"Uzume thinks it's time to follow Nepsy's example and run away!" Orange Heart turned and fled with Iris Heart chuckling and following right after. "NEPSY! HELP! UZUME'S IN TROUBLE!"

"Huh?" Neptune turned and stared. "CRAP! SADIE'S HERE!"

Vert, Blanc and Noire all quickly made themselves scarce. The less they were around, the less opportunity Iris Heart had to show them how she felt about them.

Seeing Purple Heart grab Orange Heart and fly off, Iris Heart chuckled and grinned. "Ooooh! A threesome, huh, Neppy? You are such a dirty girl."

"I DID NOT SAY I WANTED A THREESOME!" Purple Heart shot back as Iris Heart chased the other two Planeptune CPUs all over the sky.

On the ground, Noire looked at Vert and Blanc. "I think anything that Plutia does to her is worse than what we had planned for her."

They nodded in agreement and quickly left to go home.