Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

I blame a review I got that gave me this idea.

"So..." Purple Heart panted as Dark Orange stood there, menacingly while laughing. "Anyone have any more ideas or attacks?"

"I got one, Tiny Me." Neptune said as she fell to one knee. "I discovered this by accident, so I don't know how I know how this works."

"Whatever works." Black Heart muttered. "I got our Neptune to beat up a really powerful foe by making her think all the pudding was being replaced by eggplants if the bad guys won."

"Wait!" Purple Heart's eyes went blank white with black circles surrounding them when she heard that, "you mean they WEREN'T going to replace all the world's pudding with eggplants?!"

Neptune giggled as she started to chant.

"I am the bone of my bowl!
Spoon is my body! Sugar is my blood!
I have consumed over a thousand puddings!"

"Mmm... Pudding." Purple Heart muttered and licked her lips as she listened to her other self chant.

"Unknown to diabetes
Nor known to cavities
Have withstood craving to eat many puddings
Yet my stomach will never be filled by anything
So, As I Nep...

Unlimited Pudding Works!"

"Why does it feel like the music suddenly changed?" Purple Sister muttered before blinking as a small pudding landed on her gunblade. "Huh?"

Suddenly more and more pudding fell from out of nowhere, with each bit getting bigger and bigger. Some of it was flan, some of it was chocolate, some of it was vanilla and so on and so on.

"What is going...?" Dark Orange paused as she was covered in shadow and looked up, gawking as a pudding much larger than her suddenly was above her and then dropping on her and flattening her.

(-)

"And that's how we beat Dark Orange." Neptune giggled as she finished telling her friends from the Ultra Dimension about her last adventure.

"Wow, Neppy!" Plutia's eyes sparkled. "You have a big version of you? And she can summon pudding on demand?"

"The idea that there's another Neptune shouldn't surprise me," Noire muttered, "but for some reason it does."

"Probably because we joked that if there was a Neptune who was born human, she would have died in a ditch due to hunger." Blanc muttered. "And that Neptune is a human, huh?" The short CPU in the red miko outfit tapped her chin. "Well, I guess she would have a pudding attack."

"The only thing I have a hard time believing is that someone could summon that much pudding." Vert gave Neptune a look of disbelief. "You seriously expect me to believe that?"

Neptune suddenly grinned. "Well..."

(-)

The four CPUs stepped outside of the Planeptune Basilicom, just in time for a giant batch of flan pudding to drop on their heads.

Neptune stuck her head out after they had been flattened by the flan. "Believe me now?"

"Uh huh." The group said at once.

"Get us out of here!" Noire yelled.

"HEY!" A voice had Neptune looking up as she saw her big self and Peashy enjoying some pudding together. "Neptuna! Want to have some of Pea's pudding?"

"Sure!" Neptune jumped over the mess that was on the street and ran to her other self and her daughter. She knew that the others would be fine. Her big self's pudding attack evaporated in a few moments anyway.

I just HAD to do it. XD