Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

This was inspired by a game that I found in the Nintendo E-shop for the Switch.

"Come on, Blanc!" Ram whined while Rom gave Blanc a pouty look. "You let others develop more mature games on Lowee's systems! Can't we have a go at it?"

"No." Blanc told them flatly. "You're too young for it and..."

"I just beat that fighting game where you tear people's heads off." Rom interrupted Blanc, who glared at her. "I heard it was a lot of fun. I...I liked the girl with the fans."

Ram grinned and nodded. "Uh huh! That girl kicks butt! I like the ninjas! Especially the one that rips his own face off and burns people until they explode!"

Blanc twitched as her younger sisters went into more and more gore-filled details about that fighting game. "I knew it was a mistake to let that game be put on our systems." She muttered softly. "ENOUGH!" She yelled, causing her sisters to quiet down. Blanc gave them a stern look before sighing. "Fine." Rom and Ram's eyes lit up in anticipation. "Since you two were able to play that game and neither of you have had nightmares," she gave them a piercing glare and they shook their heads, "then I suppose you can make a more mature game."

"Really?!" Ram grinned in glee. "Sweet!"

Blanc held up a hand. "I don't mind what you do, but I and the other CPUs get to play it first. And don't go too out of control." The twins gave her a confused look and she lowered her hand before explaining. "That fighting game you played, don't go and do something like that."

"We weren't!" Ram shook her head. "I got a cool idea, but I need to go see Vert!" Blanc had a confused look on her face as the twins transformed and ran to the window. "We need some pictures!" White Sister Pink said as they flew off.

"...Pictures?"

(-)

A few minutes later, Virtua Forest, Planeptune...

"Hey, Ram..." White Sister Blue looked at her twin. "Do you think that Blanc will get mad at us?"

"No way!" White Sister Pink grinned. "She said it was okay. Ah! There it is!"

"But we should have told her we were going to the other world." White Sister Blue was a bit nervous as they flew to the portal and went to the Ultradimension.

(-)

Yawning as she woke up from a nap, Plutia smiled as she walked into the living room. "Hello, Peashy. Oh!" Her eyes lit up. "Rom! Ram! How are you?"

"We're fine, miss Plutia." Rom smiled at the other CPU. "We're just asking Peashy if she'll do some modeling for us." Plutia had a confused look on her face. "Ram and I are making a new game. We're going to make a space-ship shooter..."

"Oh!" Plutia smiled and nodded. "Like Astroids?" The twins nodded. "Cool! So why do you want Peashy to model?"

"Well..." Ram grinned and explained to Plutia, who had blank, white eyes with black circles around them.

"EEEEH?! But that..."

"Pea doesn't mind!" Peashy smiled happily. "Ploot should do the same! Oh! What about Beru Beru and Nowa?"

"Yeah!" Ram grinned at that. "The more the better! And don't worry, we won't use your faces! We just want some pictures."

"Well..." Plutia thought about it. "...Allllright." She nodded and both Plutia and Peashy transformed. "It might be kind of fun to do this." Iris Heart chuckled as the twins started to sweat. "Come on, Peashy, let's get those pictures taken."

"YAY!" Yellow Heart jumped up and down, causing her generous chest to bounce while the twins started to take pictures.

"Just so we're clear, you two," Iris Heart said as she and Yellow Heart prepared themselves for the next stage of photos, "I'm going to see the final result, if anything looks like Peashy in it, I will make you two regret it."

The twins went blue in the face and nodded rapidly.

"Good!" Iris Heart grinned at them. "So let's begin the fun."

"YAY!" Yellow Heart cheered happily.

The twins just took pictures, sweating nervously at the thought of Iris Heart being mad at them.

(-)

Several months later...

"So, Blanc..." Vert said as she, Noire, Neptune, Nepgear, Uni, Peashy and Plutia were in Blanc's office. "I heard that the twins were going to show us the near-finished version of a game?"

"Yes." Blanc nodded, "I've been nervous, since they won't tell me what it is, other than you shoot things in it."

"A FPS?" Uni asked, curiously. "If that's the case, why not come to me?"

"Nooooo..." Plutia shook her head. "They said it would be like shooting big space rocks to me."

Before Blanc could answer, the doors to the room opened up and the twins ran in, happy smiles on their face. "We're finished! Well, mostly finished, we need to playtest it and finish the netcode, but..." Ram grinned and held up a portable console. "Come on! Everyone needs to try it out!"

"Sure." Everyone took a console and started playing.

"This is neat." Noire said as she played with the ship on the screen. "Evil kitty enemies, huh?"

"Uh huh..." Rom nodded. "I didn't want really scary enemies."

"Yowza! I just got a shield and... NO!" Neptune's eyes watered up. "I launched my shield!"

"Interesting, why are the girl's clothes disappearing when I get enough of these stars?" Vert asked and her eyes slowly widened, as did everyone else's eyes, when they got to the end of the stage.

"Naked boobies!" Peashy summed up.

"...Is this why you had Peashy and me do naked modelling?" Plutia asked, getting a nod from the twins. "...Oh."

Blanc twitched and growled. "Are... Are you fucking serious!?" Her eyes glowed red and she stormed up to the twins, who gulped and took a step back.

"Are... Are you mad about the naked boobies?" Ram asked.

"I'm less pissed about the nudity than I am about the fact that all of the girls have huge tits!" Blanc yelled, causing everyone but Rom and Ram to face-fault.

The game that inspired this is called "Waifu Uncovered", it's a shooter like Galaga or Asteroids. Kill the enemies, get power ups, get stars to strip the girl in the background of her clothes. There's an uncensored mode which shows naked boobies like Peashy said.

Yes, it's on a Nintendo console.

I had to write this.