Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

This is very short, sorry if you wanted longer.


"Attention! Lady White Heart is in the room!" A solider said as everyone stood to attention as White Heart, dressed in a blue and white cloak that covered her body, walked into the room.

"At ease." White Heart said and sat at the front of the room. "Report." She said as her soldiers relaxed and sat down.

"Several towns around our HQ have been taken over by Leanbox forces." An older general spoke up. "Sadly we were unable to get to the town to repel the forces before they captured the cities."

"Lovely, and most of our forces are busy with Planeptune forces to the East." White Heart twitched in annoyance. "What do our chances look like?"

Another general shook her head. "Not good, I'm afraid. Even if you were to deploy, it's unlikely that we can turn the tide of this battle."

"Dammit!" White Heart groused. "If we give up now, I'll never hear the end of it and..." There was an explosion that rocked the whole room. "What the hell!?"

A soldier rushed into the room. "Ma'am! Black Heart and an army of tanks have infiltrated the HQ! They're taking over!"

"Dammit!" White Heart yelled and threw her cloak off, revealing her normal processor. "I'll deal with her, don't let them take over the HQ!"

"YES!" Everyone yelled as they left the room.

White Heart flew out to meet Black Heart. "I'll drive you off and stop you!"

Black Heart just gave her a smirk and held up a hand, curling her fingers. "Bring it. I just need to keep you distracted, nothing more."

White Heart let out a scream as she rushed at Black Heart.

Suddenly everything went dark and a new voice was heard.

"GAME OVER!"

White Heart gasped and looked around. "What the hell?!"

"Sorry, Blanc." Purple Heart said as she and Green Heart floated over. "I had a super capture unit sneak in when Noire took out your defenses and took over your HQ in one turn."

The four CPUs transformed back into their human forms as the background changed colors to reveal Vert's game room as Vert's Kinect turned off. "Dammit! To be beaten at my own Advance Wars by you three!" Blanc pouted.

"You were the one who said you could beat all three of us by yourself at your own game." Noire smirked at her. "But that was fun. Vert, how did you..?"

"I was thinking of making a game similar to Blanc's Advance Wars, but with the player being a super CO that could personally take the field." Vert smiled at the others. "I told Blanc about my idea and she decided she would help me develop it if we released it cross-platform. So, how did you like it?"

"That was fun." Neptune smiled brightly. "Reminds me of when we fought in the Console Wars, but less painful."

The others laughed.

"Oh!" Neptune's eyes lit up. "How about we call this the Console Wars? The Super CO could be one of the Goddesses!"

"Not a bad idea." Blanc smiled at the idea. "We know our stats so we could be incorporated in easily enough."

Vert smiled and clapped her hands. "Excellent!"

The game didn't take long to complete, even with Neptune's silly suggestions about using pudding as currency, and became a best seller.

Sadly, Nepgear had been in charge of the DLC and had included Iris Heart as a DLC super boss.

There were lots of traumatized players after that DLC was released. But that's a story for another time.


I was thinking to myself "What would Advance Wars look like if the CPUs were playable?" and this came to me.