Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

This is what I get for looking back at older anime series that I enjoyed and my brain going weird places.

It was late in the evening which found Neptune, Nepgear and Plutia sitting at a table with Histoire, who was sitting at the head of the table. "Soo..." Plutia dragged her words out. "Your friend was gone for sooooo long, Histy..." Histoire nodded. "Um..."

"So, what do you know about your friend?" Neptune asked as she practically jumped up onto the table, her eyes sparkling.

"Well, it's been a long time, people change after all." Histoire smiled nervously at the deadpan looks that she was getting. "But, please, from what I remember, he was a very respectable member of society, I'm sure..." She trailed off as there was a ringing of the doorbell. "Ah! That must be them." Histoire smiled as she floated up from her position and floated out of the room.

Nepgear looked at Neptune, who looked intrigued by what was happening, and then at Plutia, who, like usual, looked like she was about to fall asleep. "Um, do you think that Histoire's friend is..."

They were cut off as a loud roar filled the hallways and Histoire came rushing back in and hiding behind Plutia. Before anyone could question what was going on, a bear, of all things, which happened to be pink, came barreling into the room.

"Did Kuma fall into a vat of pink hair dye?" Neptune asked and looked around. "Tekken! Are you here?!"

"Dang it, old man!" A voice that Neptune, Nepgear and Plutia had never heard before yelled before a redhead with long twin pigtails, red eyes and who was wearing a mostly open dress shirt and a gray skirt ran in and hit the bear on top of the head. "You're scaring them!"

"Are you..?" Histoire asked, hope in her voice.

"Uzume Tennouboushi," the redhead chuckled nervously, "sorry about this."

Histoire smiled as she floated out from behind Plutia, who was tilting her head in confusion. "Excellent!" Histoire clapped her hands together. "These are the CPUs of Planeptune. Plutia, the oldest," she gestured to the one in pajamas, "Neptune, the middle CPU," she gestured to the short-haired girl who was looking at Uzume with narrowed eyes, "and Nepgear, our youngest CPU." She gestured to the tallest one with long hair.

Uzume stared at the three and then looked at Histoire. "Uh, are you sure that you got the age order right?"

Histoire nodded. "Indeed. Now, choose one to upgrade!"

"Histy!" Neptune spoke up, "when you say upgrade, you mean..."

Histoire nodded at Neptune. "Yes. You must marry and unite the houses of Planeptune." She had a whimsical look on her face. "It was a long dream of mine and my friend to unite the CPUs of Planeptune to ensure the safety and prosperity of the nation for ages to come."

Uzume nodded and looked back at the bear, who was missing. "...Dang it, old man! You should have told me sooner!"

"What?" A male, though effeminate voice asked while someone in a pink power armor came out of the kitchen, surprising the girls. "I was busy showing you around the nation and the world, it didn't really occur to me to fill you in until just before we got here."

Uzume got up in the pink power armor's face with an angry expression on her face with blank white eyes. "And who was it that told me I had to be the best combat hacking CPU in the world?! HUH?!"

"Anonydeath, is that you?" Histoire asked and the pink power armor nodded. "What happened? Where is the bear?"

"Ah!" Anonydeath let out a sigh. "I'm the bear. A few months ago, Uzume and I traveled to Lowee..."

"And I had no clue it was that freaking cold!" Uzume yelled in frustration as she shivered. "I swear! I could have poked an eye out!"

"Quite." Anonydeath nodded. "Well, while there, we end up meeting a witch, who was quite the looker, I must say and..."

"You peeped on her," Histoire said flatly and Anonydeath nodded. "So now you turn into a bear..?"

"Whenever he gets a lewd thought into his head, he turns into a bear, a splash of cold water returns him to normal." Uzume told them. "...But really, choosing my future for me?! What kind of guardian are you?!"

"One who worries that your tomboy personality will put everyone off?" Anonydeath said and got behind Uzume and spun her around. "Now then, dear, you need to choose one of these fine CPUs to merge with and upgrade."

Neptune had a tight smile on her face. "Well, this is something to consider isn't it? And Histy, you usually give us three days warning before something weird happens!"

"...I gave you three minutes." Histoire said.

Nepgear smiled and clapped her hands together gently. "How about we get to know Uzume first before we make our decision?"

"That's fine with me." Uzume said before spinning around and launching an axe kick up, hitting Anonydeath in the jaw and sending him flying up and back. "That's for getting those Lowee Amazons mad at us after getting cursed!"

"D...Duly noted." Anonydeath said from where he was on the ground.

A Ranma 1/2 x Neptunia fusion fic where Neptune, Nepgear and Plutia are the Tendo Sisters, Histoire is Soun, Anonydeath is Genma and Uzume is Ranma.

...WHAT HAVE I DONE?!