Hyperdimension Neptunia belongs to Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.
Sorry I haven't posted much of anything this week. I blame this next one-shot on Discord people.
"Blanc..." Rom smiled nervously as she and Ram walked into Blanc's office. "Ram and I have something to tell you."
"Hmm?" Blanc asked as she turned to look at her sisters. "What is it? Did one of you try blowing up the toilet again?" She gave them a dirty look and both girls blushed and giggled nervously.
"Don't worry, we won't do that again, even if it was to kill a nasty, icky bug." Ram said and Blanc nodded in relief.
"Good." Blanc said, though she privately hoped that Noire never found out about that little misadventure, especially since she and Neptune had destroyed Noire's Basilicom to kill a bug and had got kicked out over it. "So, what is it?"
The twins gave each other a mysterious smile and that was when Blanc noticed that they were holding something behind their backs. The two pulled out two small, pink sticks and Blanc's face went white as she realized what she was seeing.
"You're going to be an auntie! Isn't that awesome?!" Ram said cheerfully.
"Uh huh!" Rom smiled.
Their smiles trailed off as they saw Blanc trembling.
(-)
"WHO IS IT?! I'LL KILL HIM!"
Neptune and Noire, who had been killing monsters near the Lastation, Lowee and Planeptune border, both fell down in absolute shock. "What the heck was that?" Noire asked as the two transformed and flew up into the air only to stare in shock as Lowee's Basilicom literally exploded and fire started to spread across the city as people screamed in fear.
"I... I have no clue." Purple Heart muttered before blinking as her phone started to ring. Grabbing it, she blinked at it. "A message from Rom? ...Help, Blanc's really mad..." Purple Heart sweat-dropped as several dogoos were flying through the air...
...While on fire...
...And screaming the entire time.
Black Heart picked up her phone. "Huh, looks like they sent it to everyone. ...Rom's message is a bit jarbled... Wait, pregnancy?"
Both CPUs looked at each other in worry and quickly flew to Lowee. "...I didn't realize that they had boyfriends." Black Heart muttered.
"Apparently neither did Blanc." Purple Heart told her. "...Or do you think they share the same boyfriend?"
"Either way, we need to stop Blanc before this gets out of control." Black Heart said, sweat-dropping as a mountain just outside of Lowee City exploded into pebbles. "...We need to hurry."
"Right." Purple Heart nodded and sent a quick message on her phone. "I just contacted Uni, Vert and Nepgear, I hope they can get here quickly enough."
Once they got to the city, they found White Sister Rom and White Sister Ram looking scared and worried as they tried to reign the fire in while White Heart was heard in the distance screaming. "Miss Neptune! Miss Noire!" White Sister Rom waved them down. "Please help! Blanc went crazy!"
"I don't blame her." Black Heart muttered and looked at Purple Heart, who nodded and the two quickly flew to where White Heart was at.
When they saw her literally glowing with an aura of flames around her, they both started to sweat before rushing in at her. "BLANC!" Purple Heart yelled and ducked under a flaming axe swing.
"YOU GOT THEM PREGNANT! DIDN'T YOU?!" White Heart screamed, her eyes glowing red as she swung her flaming axe at the two other CPUs.
"She's completely lost it." Purple Heart muttered and she looked at Black Heart as they surrounded White Heart. "Noire!" Purple Heart threw her hand into the air as several swords formed in the sky and launched themselves at White Heart.
"Never thought I'd have to use this on a friend." Black Heart muttered as she formed a sword of glowing energy. She then slashed at White Heart a couple of times, stunning her long enough for Black Heart to jump away while the swords slammed down on White Heart, exploding in a collumn of energy. When the attack was over both Black Heart and Purple Heart quickly tackled White Heart to the ground.
"LEMME GO! LEMME GO! I NEED TO FIND THE BASTARD WHO KNOCKED THEM UP AND TEAR HIS HEAD OFF!"
"...Which one?" Purple Heart asked as she and Black Heart struggled to hold White Heart down.
"BOTH OF THEM!"
Black Heart sighed and with some work, they managed to get White Heart onto her stomach while the two CPUs pinned her down. "Blanc, if you don't calm down, we won't let you go." The only answer she got was a snarl of anger. "...If you don't calm down, then you can't ask your sisters who got them pregnant."
White Heart let out a grunt and both CPUs sighed heavily.
"Blanc, please calm down, you're scaring your people." Purple Heart said in a soothing tone of voice. "Don't worry, we'll help you punish the guy who got your sisters pregnant, okay?"
White Heart nodded and the two sighed and got off of her as she pulled herself to her feet while looking very angry still. "You better not try to stop me from castrating him."
"Um, Blanc..." White Sister Rom said as she, White Sister Ram, Purple Sister, Black Sister and Green Heart all caught up to everyone. "...There's something you should know."
White Heart, Black Heart and Purple Heart all looked confused.
"That, um, test..." White Sister Rom said while smiling nervously and poking her fingers together. "...It was fake."
"Yeah, we were just playing a joke on you and..." White Sister Ram gulped at the look on White Heart's face before she and her sister turned to leave, but they were stopped by Green Heart, who had a tight smile on her face.
"As much as I like pranks and jokes," Purple Heart said while giving the twins an annoyed look, "that went too far."
"You little shits..." White Heart growled while cracking her knuckles. "You're in SO much trouble right now."
"AHHHH!" They screamed at the same time as White Heart descended on them like the angry Goddess that she was.
(-)
Three months later...
Rom sniffled as she and Ram finally finished fixing up everything that happened as a result of their prank.
What made everything worse was that Blanc had given her and Ram a spanking...
...Twice a day...
...Every day until they finished cleaning up their mess.
"If I had known she would have reacted like that, I wouldn't have gone along with that plan!" Ram protested as she and Rom limped back into the Basilicom.
"But, Ram..." Rom protested while limping behind her. "You were the one who came up with it."
Once they got inside, they gulped upon seeing Blanc who was standing there giving them dirty looks. "Have you fixed the mountain yet?"
"...No." They said at the same time.
"Well?!" Blanc yelled at them. "Get your sorry asses in gear and fix that mountain already!"
The twins let out a yelp of fright and ran off as best they could to do just that.
It would take them another month to fix the mountain.
The two gave up their pranking ways after that...
...For a year. It took their butts that long to fully heal, even with healing magic aiding them along.
Well... That was fun.