Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

Been wanting to do an IF-centric One-shot for awhile now and I FINALLY have one in my head.

It's pretty short, but it's something I wanted to do, so enjoy.

"Marry me."

The forest that IF and the other person were in suddenly went quiet as IF stiffened at those words and who said them. "EH?!" She yelped, her eyes blank and white while her face went completely red. "B-but this is so sudden!" She tried to ignore the pout that she got in return and turned away as she tried to calm her beating heart. "B-besides! Don't you love everyone?!"

"Well, yes, but I love you the most, Iffy." The other person said while smiling at IF. "You're just absolutely perfect for me."

IF blushed as the other person got in front of her and grasped her hands. "B-but..."

"You do have a cute butt." The other person winked at IF. "And if you're worried that it's because we're both girls, since when does that matter in this series?"

IF sweat-dropped heavily. "Don't get meta like Nep does." She shook her head. "B-but.. I mean, you... You know? Never really seemed like one for settlign down."

The other girl just smiled at IF. "Well, I was just looking for the right partner is all."

"And I'm the right partner?" IF asked nervously, gulping when the other girl nodded enthusiastically. "But, why?"

The other girl smiled at her. "You're cute, you're patient with a big dummy like me, you're loyal to your friends and I fell in love with you the moment I met you." She blushed and poked her fingers together. "Besides, you were really cute when you were jealous of me saying that I married Lady Vert in 4 Goddesses Online."

"I was not!" IF yelled and turned around, huffing. "Besides, you made me think that she was a guy without explaining things. Which made me question if her boobs were real or not."

"Oh, they're very real and natural." The other girl smiled and giggled. "I once tripped and went "SPLAT" into them. Quite soft and easy to nuzzle."

IF felt her mood evaporate as she crossed her arms over her small chest. "Then why would you want me? I'm flat as a board. Even Nep points it out." At least Neptune wasn't malicious about it. The purple-haired girl merely pointed out why she liked to glomp Compa and not her.

IF stiffened as she felt two large orbs press against her back and two arms wrap around her body. "Silly. Lady Vert would be fun, but she wouldn't marry me. Even if she did, she's too into her games to be a good partner."

IF felt herself blushing some more. "...Dang it, RED! Why aren't you saying "wifey this" and "wifey that"?"

RED giggled as she hugged IF. "Because, silly, if I did that, you wouldn't think I was being serious. So..?" She hugged IF tightly. "Even if you say no, I won't be upset."

IF was silent for several minutes as she thought about what her answer would be. While she thought, RED hummed behind her. "...Promise me you'll never talk about anyone else being your wifey and I'll accept."

The next thing IF knew, she was spun around and RED was bouncing in front of her... In more ways than one that was starting to distract IF. "Oh! Sure! I won't call anyone else my wifey but you!"

"Then..." IF nodded, though she looked somewhat embarrassed. "Sure." Her eyes widened as RED suddenly pressed her lips against IF's.

"You made me so happy." RED said as she broke the kiss and nuzzled against IF. "We'll have such a happy life together, my wifey."

"I'm not wearing a dress." IF said as she awkwardly hugged RED back.

"Of course not." RED giggled as she suddenly lifted IF up and spun her around. "I'll wear the dress and it'll knock your socks off!"

IF wasn't sure about that, but nodded in agreement.

(-)

Months later...

When the wedding came and IF stood in the front of the cathedral in a black suit, she fidgeted, seeing all her friends there supporting her.

When RED walked in and IF saw her bride in her wedding dress, she fought the urge to faint. The skirt was just short of her knees and the top was low enough that an impressive amount of cleavage was showing, yet somehow it didn't look indecent. When IF saw Noire and Vert both smiling and giving thumbs up, she at least knew where the design came from.

After all, no one could ever accuse Vert of being modest when it came down to clothing design and Noire was, shockingly, really good at sewing and crafting outfits that looked nice and were comfortable.

After all, IF never expected the suit she was in to be comfortable and suspected that it was Noire's doing.

When the ceremony started, IF's mind blanked out as she couldn't think about anything but how pretty her wife was.

The honeymoon was fun though.

But that's a story for another time.

So, in the original Neptunia game on the PS3, RED crashes on IF and declares her unending love for IF.

I thought the pairing was kind of cute, plus the way IF got jealous over RED "marrying" Vert in 4GO was even more cute. Could have been interesting in Re;birth 1 if RED was there wanting IF while IF wanted Vert and Vert wanted IF.

So I though to myself "why not?" and here we are. No Vert x IF x RED love triangle. Though if someone wants to write THAT kind of story, I'd love to see it.

I hope you enjoyed it all. Until next time.