Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.
No, I'm not dead. Needed to write something to get my muse going again. The last month was pretty hectic and things are FINALLY calming down.
Blanc smiled as she read her book in peace. The twins were being quiet, the maids weren't screaming and she hadn't heard anything bad happen in hours.
Blanc's smile faded as she looked at the clock and paled. "...It's too damn quiet." She immediately got up and ran out of her office, looking for her twin sisters, knowing that they were likely up to something and wanted to be quiet.
Or they were outside throwing snowballs at each other and having fun and she was over-reacting. But there was an equal chance that they were breaking something, planning a prank or were coloring in her books...
Again.
Running around a corner and getting close to her sister's room, she slowed as she heard their voices. "Oh good, I was..." Her face turned pale as she felt a build-up of magical power that exploded violently. "Rom! Ram!" She yelled while transforming and rushing into the room. "Are you two okay?!" She couldn't see anything as cloudy smoke was filling the air and making everything hazy.
"Ye.." Ram called out before coughing. "Yes. I'm okay, Blanc!"
As the smoke cleared up, White Heart saw her sisters on their hands and knees, waving a hand in front of their faces and coughing. "What happened?" The blue-haired CPU asked as she went over to her sisters and helped them stand up to get them out of the room.
"We just wanted to try summoning a kitty, nyu." Rom said, causing her eyes to widen in surprise as both of her sisters looked at her in shock.
"Why are you talking like that, mraw?" Ram asked, gasping as she did the same thing. "What..?"
White Heart looked back and forth at her sisters and then noticed something off about their hats. With a trembling hand, she reached forward and lifted their hats up, revealing large, brown cat ears. "Rom... Ram, you two..."
"My butt feels weird." Ram fidgeted and reached behind her to adjust her pants slightly. Rom did the same thing and all three stared in shock as a brown cat tail popped out of their backsides. "...What the mrew?!"
White Heart rubbed her head and transformed back into Blanc. "...You two, you're going to explain what you were doing and then we'll see about fixing this."
"Well..." Rom poked her fingers together while her tail waggled behind her. "We were kind of bored and I said that I wanted a kitty or a puppy."
"You like dogs and cats too, so we thought it would be okay!" Ram smiled, though her smile was like a cat's smile.
"...Go on." Blanc felt a headache coming on and didn't know why.
"Well, we went looking for a kitty or a puppy but couldn't find any." Ram tapped her chin while her tail swished behind her. "Then Rom had a great idea!" She threw her hands in the air and nodded at Rom, who smiled nervously.
"I, mew, thought it would be fun to summon a kitty to be our, nyu, pet." Rom blushed and poked her fingers together.
"...You two wanted a pet?" Blanc asked and they nodded. "...But you have Nepgear."
"We should go see Nepgear!" Ram's eyes lit up and Rom nodded, both of them transforming.
"No! Wait!" Blanc yelled as she watched her sisters transform. "...Their ears and tails match their hair?"
"Bye bye! Nya!" White Sister Pink waved as she ran off with White Sister Blue following after her, waving and mewling before flying off...
...Through a closed window in the roof, shattering it.
Blanc felt her eye twitching as people ran in to see what was going on. Transforming, she turned to one of the maids and pointed to the mess. "Get that shit cleaned up and get the window replaced. I gotta go get my sisters back."
The maids nodded as White Heart flew through the open hole to chase after sisters.
One of the maids turned to the other one. "...Did someone kidnap Lady Blanc's sisters again?"
The other maid shrugged and sighed. "I hope not. Cleaning up the broken windows is getting tiring."
The first maid nodded. "True, but at least we get to have pizza parties when we're done."
"Good point." The second maid nodded as they went to clean up the mess and call window repair.
(-)
It took White Heart twenty minutes to get to Planeptune and other three minutes to get to the Basilicom. When she got there, she gawked in surprise at the amount of papers flying everywhere, people on their butts and looking like they had been hit by an out of control rocket and a disheveled Histoire on the floor with her book covering her. "What happened?"
"Ah, Blanc." Histoire smiled at her. "Would you kindly help me up? Your sisters showed up and I'm not sure what's going on with them, but they decided to play tag with Neptune and Nepgear, causing... Well, this whole disaster."
White Heart nodded and sweat-dropped as she picked up Histoire's book and helped the fairy back up on it. "I thought Nepgear was more mature than that."
Histoire sighed and hung her head. "Sadly, you know how Nepgear folds like wet paper when she gets pressured by Neptune." White Heart nodded and Histoire sighed again. "At least they were all in human form, but... Why are your sisters bouncing around like they just ate three bowls of pure sugar and drank coffee?"
White Heart felt her headache coming back. "...Do you know what the zoomies are?"
"Isn't that where pet animals sometimes get random bursts of unpredictable energy and have to run around like crazy to burn it off?" Histoire asked and White Heart nodded. "Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"
"Everything." White Heart said while she walked into the Basilicom with Histoire to find her sisters. She only hoped that they were okay.
(-)
Three minutes later White Heart and Histoire found themselves in the Basilicom living room where both of the Nepsisters were in HDD and Rom was curled up on Purple Heart's lap while Ram was sitting on Purple Sister's lap and nuzzling the CPU Candidate's face.
"Blanc, I'm glad you're here." Purple Heart said calmly as she slowly pet Rom's back, getting a purr from the short-haired girl. "What happened?"
"Magical mishap." Blanc said as she transformed back. "They wanted a pet, didn't find a pet and they decided to summon a pet, turning themselves into pets in the process."
"...I see." Purple Heart smiled nervously. "Well, they are cute like this."
"You are NOT keeping my sisters as your pets." Blanc gave Purple Heart a growl.
"Of course not." Purple Heart said, getting a sigh of relief from Blanc. "After all, if we did, we'd have to get them spayed."
Suddenly there was a loud poof sound and both Rom and Ram, back to normal, were hiding behind Blanc and peeking out at Purple Heart in worry.
"You wouldn't dare." Blanc growled and Purple Heart chuckled while turning back into her human form. "Neptune!"
"Bwahahahahaha!" Neptune laughed while Nepgear transformed back into her human form. "You fell for it. Besides, when you said magic mishape..."
"Magical mishap." Nepgear corrected.
"Right, that." Neptune nodded. "When you said that, I knew the fastest way to fix it was to scare them."
Blanc rubbed her forehead and sighed. "...Well, I guess it worked." She looked at Rom and Ram, who were patting themselves down and nodding. "So thanks."
"No problem." Neptune gave her a thumbs up.
Blanc just smiled at Neptune.
Nepgear, Rom and Ram all jumped in shock when Neptune was smashed into the floor, head first, thanks to Blanc's over-sized hammer. "The next time you threaten my sisters with being spayed, I'll REALLY hurt you." Blanc yelled as she transformed, grabbed Rom and Ram and flew off.
"...You should apologize later." Histoire said after Blanc had left.
Neptune just groaned in pain.
Saw a picture of Rom and Ram as cat girls and just HAD to write this.