Welcome Back, this one's crazy, last time Saturn dipped down, rebooting the magic and unlocking his butterfly form, this time there's shenanigans, Shenanigans and more shenanigans.
Open on a dungeon with a stone throne and torches on the wall which slowly lit themselves was shown. A man in a black leather jacket, a black wrestling singlet and black leather long brimmed western amish hat, he had long dark hair and a short brunette beard. In Front of him a flash of purple light the room up, a woman in a tattered cyan dress with purple hair in a sailor moon esque manner appeared
"Mina Loveberry" the man spoke with a slight texan accent, his voice naturally echoed and was deep
"What the huh? Where am I?" she asked "Who the skiddodal are you?"
"I am the phenom, the end of days, the book of revelations, I am merely the Undertaker" He replied
"...Are you like an Eclipsa worshiping wackadoo?" Mina asked
"Eclipsa's power is that of an infant, lashing out in fear of losing her family, there is only passion, no ambition for power" Undertaker said "I saw the merger of Mewni and Earth coming, I did not expect to see the Crimson Moth's return in a new form"
"What are you talking about nutjob?" Mina asked, the undertaker standing up, showing his true height and muscular build, towering over her
"...Vengence and justice" The Undertaker said "You are looking for cleansing, that is idiotic, all souls, monster, mewman, saiyan, gem, mewman, human are sources of power for the urn" he pointed at a golden urn "I am looking to claim the soul of The Crimson Moth, the most powerful warrior in the known multiverse"
"...What does any of this have to do with Eclipsa and the monster smoochers?" Mina asked
"The Crimson Moth is Saturn Butterfly, another timeline's Meteora." Undertaker answered "Will you aid me in my conquest?"
"Well in that case I will" She nodded "I can't stand monster-smoochers!"
"Then swear yourself to the ministry of darkness and the purity of evil" Undertaker spoke
"I do" Mina said, shrugging
"It is not that simple" The Undertaker conjured a challis and dagger, putting the challis on a table, reaching his palm out and cutting himself with the dagger, blood pouring into the challis, his palm healing as he picked up the golden cup of blood, handing it to Mina
"What am I supposed to do with this?" She asked, creeped out
"...Drink" he replied "It will help you regain your powers. In 5 hours I need to make an appearance, if you drink, you may accompany me" the camera cutting away to Twilight's castle, J standing with the group, visibly uncomfortable, Saturn with a giant grin across his face
"So…you're a space alien monster from New York, with an emo unicorn wife" J was interrupted by glim
"Goth, there's a difference" Glim said, Saturn nodding
"And you're the guy who turned into a giant bug and" Saturn nodded, J stopping
"Can you sign an autograph for me? I wanna make my buddy Scott jealous when erm if I get home" Saturn pulled a pad of paper and pen out, J exhaling and nodding, signing an autograph
"Thank you so much, i'm gonna go take a leak, i'll be back" Saturn said walking out of the room, Glim walking up to J
"J…come talk with me" Glim said, the two walking off to a hallway "I know this is kind of…a lot"
"That's an understatement" J replied, Glim sighing
"This, means alot to him, I don't know how Pinkie got you, and i'm sorry if you were doing something….We recently lost our timeline, and our daughter" Glim explained
"Oh, oh my god" J replied "I'm so sorry"
"Thank you…Saturn is a very big fan of ICP, he has a Milenko tattoo" Glim replied
"...I'll try and give him some freshness" J said "Honestly I was scared shitless, this is completely out of my world." Glim giggling,
"Our's too…" Glim replied "But i'm sure it will mean alot to him"
"Hey, J…are you busy man, I had a little time to reflect. This has gotta be a little…a lot new" Saturn replied "You can bounce if you want, I don't know how Pinkie got you here"
"I was in the area actually, I saw the blood rain and stayed put in the hotel room, hitting a bowl" J said
"Real shit?" Saturn asked "That's more chill than everyone else…"
"Yeah, and then your homie Pinkie hopped in asking if I could cheer you up as the news played" J explained
"You did, it meant alot, i'm not gonna keep you too long though, How far is the hotel?" Saturn asked
"Just a few blocks. I'll see you later homie" J said, Saturn and J dabbing up before J walked out, Saturn tearing up
"That went way better than I expected" Glim said
"I'm gonna take a quick nap, i'm still just exhausted" Saturn admitted "I love you" he hugged glim
"I love you too, you big softie" Glim replied, hugging back, the camera fading away to a living room, a flash of yellow bursted before dissipating, Festivia, now in a light purple shirt, Sneakers, a black skirt and dark purple leggings laid unconscious on a couch, she now had diamond cheekmarks
A door swinging open and an orange unicorn stallion with a dark orange mane, tail and goatee walked in, wearing a blue cloak with white stars on it and a pair of glasses, next to him was a pink unicorn filly with a light orange mane and tail.
"Dad! Look!" The filly said, Festivia turning over and muttering, still unconscious
"Five more minutes mom" she said
"What is she?" the filly asked, the stallion's eyes widening in fear
"I, I, go to your room Luster" The stallion stammered to the confused filly, who nodded and galloped away. Festivia rolling over
"It's only 5 in the morning, school starts at 8 and dad doesn't wake up until 6 or so" Fest muttered, the door swinging open again, a Starlight mare with a curled up mane walked in
"Sunburst, what's go-" She saw Festivia and froze, Festivia opening her eyes
"Mom?" She asked groggly "Who's the stallion?"
"Mom…" Starlight asked, freezing in confusion and fear
"Yeah, Mom….did you do something with your mane…and the house, and the family pho- oh ok I see what's going on" Fest sighed "Give me a minute to get up and make sure that this isn't a nightmare and that i'm not late for school" she sat up, pinching herself on the arm and exhaling in realization, nodding "Festivia Glimmer Butterfly" she stuck out a hand "Sorry for the accidental intrusion" she left her hand out waiting for some response from the shocked unicorns
"Festivia…GLIMMER…Butterfly?" Starlight asked
"Yep…this might take a while to explain, do you two have time" Fest asked, the two nodding "Are you familiar with the multiverse?"
"How there's infinite timelines and they branch out to another infinite amount of timelines with every decision?" Sunburst asked
"...A Yes would have worked too" Festivia said "I'm…from another timeline, there's ALOT to it, Technically in one timeline I was supposed to be switched with the king because of a political coverup but…because of some time-travel" She hesitated "MY dad, who was supposed to be the king in ANOTHER timeline. He adopted me and stopped the coupe" Fest began "At the time, he was dating my mom, another timeline's version of Miss Starlight Glimmer. There was a bunch of other stuff that happened, but our timeline…it's lost, we were transported to another one because of a magic displacement caused by a younger version of mom…I probably sound crazy" Festivia sighed tearing up
"Hey, Festivia, it's alright" The stallion said, Festivia looking up
"You can stay in the guest room as long as you need to" Starlight added, Festivia wiping her tears
"Thank you." Festivia replied, still a little sniffly "Do you need any help with anything" she said holding back tears
"No, but it's getting pretty late, we were just going to put Luster Dawn to bed" Starlight replied
"Do you mind if I sleep on the couch?' Festivia asked
"Not at all, i'll go grab a blanket" the stallion said, trotting away, the filly from before trotting down the stairs
"Hey" Festivia said
"Hi" She replied
"Luster what are you doing still up?" Starlight asked
"I just wanted to see what was going on" Luster replied
"Alot" Starlight replied
"That doesn't answer anything" Luster replied
"It's a bit of a complicated" Starlight said
"If this is your filly she deserves to know" Fest spoke up "I'm Festivia"
"I'm Luster Dawn" The Filly replied
"Nice to meet you" Festivia said "I'm sorry for the accidental break in"
"It's ok, I think. What are you?" Luster asked
"I'm a Mewman" Festivia explained "It's…kinda like a human but with magic"
"...a human" Starlight said, Festivia inhaled
"A Pescit-tarian" Festivia replied with a stutter
"Pesci-wha?" Luster asked
"It means the only meat I eat is fish" Festivia explained, scared
"Why are you scared?" Luster asked "Mom?"
"I-" Starlight stuttered "I trust you, but if you try to eat Luster Dawn I will personally see you executed by princess celestia"
Festivia inhaling before beginning to ball her eyes out
"Mom!" Luster shouted
"She's probably crying becau-" Starlight saw Festivia run out the door continuing to cry
"Starlight. What did you say?" Sunburst asked, coming back with a blanket
"I just didn't want the HUMAN to eat our only Filly!" Starlight shouted
"She's scared!" Sunburst said
"Good!" Starlight replied "They're supposed to be extinct" the two continued to fight as Luster Dawn snuck out, following Festivia
"Go away!" Festivia shouted, ponies scurrying away. Luster galloping towards her
"Festivia, why in Celestia's name are you crying?" Luster asked
"I don't want to hurt you, I don't want to hurt anyone. " Festivia replied "But i'm a mewman in Equestria, I shouldn't be here, I want to go ho-home" she said sniffling "I'm- I'm only seven, I" She continued to cry
"Festivia, it will be ok" Luster said "I don't have many- any friends"
"Me either" Fest wiped her eyes
"I'm gonna be going to Princess Twilight's school for gifted unicorns after my 8th birthday" She explained "maybe she can help us find out how to get you home"
"That would mean alot" Festivia replied, a gong being heard as smoke poured in
"Princess Luna?" The two girls asked as a 7ft human figure in all black with a hat stepped out of the fog, still in shadows
"The darkness is the only purity in this or any universe, however the depictions of family are used as bait for much larger prizes" The undertaker's voice boomed, a lightning strike being show as more fog appears and then dissipates, the two girls gone.
The camera cut to Twilight's castle, Janna parking Saturn's abnormally sized van outside before swinging opn the driver's seat door, next to her was a larger marron skinned buff gentleman with a white manbun, goatee, two pairs of eyes and small horns, he wore black boxer brief like shorts and gold bracelets
"You ok big guy?" Janna asked
"Yeah, just a little worried" Globgor nodded, unbuckling and stepping out of the van, the two walking up some steps to the door, Janna swinging it open, leading globgor to the meeting room, Twilight sitting reading a book
"Yo, Sparklebutt!" Janna said
"...Hi Janna" Twilight said, slightly annoyed "Saturn's upstairs about to put Meteora down for a nap with a bedtime story"
"How'd you know I was gonna ask" Janna was cut off by Twilight pointing her hoof at Globgor, getting up to introduce herself "Twilight Sparkle" she said, reaching out a hoof, Globgor shaking it
"Globgor" He replied "Saturn's upstairs you said?"
"First door to the left" Twilight said, Globgor nodding and going up the steps, opening the door to a nursery, Glim sat on the floor playing with Meteora by floating a teddy bear in the air with her horn
Eclipsa in a chair as Saturn walked in from another door, a toilet flushing being heard
"Globby!" Eclipsa said, noticing Globgor "You've finally made it!"
"My darkest star" Globgor replied, the two embracing
"There are two people I want you to meet" Eclipsa said as they released their hug "This is Saturn's wife Starlight Glimmer"
"You can call me Glim" Glim replied "It's…good to see you again"
"And over there is Satur-" Eclipsa was interrupted by Saturn hugging the muscular creature
"DAD!" He squeed like a little kid, Glim giggling as Saturn's phone went off
"The Undertaker…making his return to Raw…tonight….Glim who has a tv?" Saturn asked
"TV?" Eclipsa and Globgor asked
"Nevermind, Pinkie might" Saturn said, Pinkie hopping in with a flat screen
"I heard that The Undertaker's coming back" Pinkie said
"Always right on time, I don't know how you do it" Saturn replied, Pinkie dashing around and hooking up the TV, balancing it on a cabinet, turning the TV on to a news station
"The Crimson Moth is still loose, we have gotten intel from Rapper Violent J that his name is Saturn Butterfly and he was avenging his family" An anchor said "We have J on a phone line"
"It was something out of a superhero movie, nobody wants to be here, it just happened, cut em some slack…he killed an alternate version of his wife to avenge his daughter, the dude's distressed" J said over the phone, Pinkie changing the channel
"I hate this channel" She said, Family guy playing before cutting to commercial
"Next, Tonight on Monday Night Raw, Rey Mysterio and Edge will face each other in a ladder match, John Cena will face Triple H and the undertaker returns!" the ad said showing a graphic that said 'Monday Night Raw'
"I'm gonna grab some chairs" Saturn said, placing Meteora in a crib before running off, poking his head back in the doorway "Call Star…and Marco…And Applejack….And Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, and Star's friends" he said, running off
NOW THAT'S HOW YOU WRITE A CRACKFIC, Remember to read, review, share, favorite and follow and as always be back, same moth website, different moth time! That being said I have to clear some ages up.
Festivia is 7, Saturn is 26, Glim is 28,
Also Have a good night, stay hydrated, get enough sleep, eat something and talk to some friends!