Welcome Back, Last chapter Saturn trained in the wand, Glim explained who the undertaker was and other shenanigans insured, this chapter is date night for Glim and Saturn.
The Camera opens on a movie theater room with an 34 wide screen, Saturn leading glim down a movie theater like isle to a large group of seats that changed into a heart shaped Equine sized bed
"Oh my Celestia. This is perfect" Glim said "Does this bad boy get interdimensional Cable?"
"Yes they do, What do you wanna watch" Saturn asked
"I dunno, probably just a slasher and then some old matches" Glim replied
"I'm glad I found a mare as fucked up as I am…" Saturn smiled, the two laid on the bed, huddling up, "Glim…I know I don't say this enough, I love you"
"I love you too, you big softie" Glim replied, the two cuddling as the camera faded away to a sunset. Cutting to Luster and Festivia in bunk beds, Star and Marco in sleeping bags next to them, the camera then cut to the makeshift nursery in twilight's castle, Meteora asleep in a crib as Eclipsa slept in a chair, Globgor shrunken sleeping on a pillow. The camera cut one last time to Saturn and Glim, cuddled up unconscious. An alarm clock going off in their room, Glim jolting up as Saturn stayed still
"Shit. Well, he needs his rest" Glim climbed out of bed and went to a door that was attached to the room, her horn glowing and the door opening, Flair on the toilet wearing a robe.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Glim shouted, shooting a laser at Flair, who quickly crouched in the tub
"JESUS LADY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" Flair asked, Star, Eclipsa, Twilight, Marco and Festivia ran up to Glim's room
"TWILIGHT, WHY IS NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR IN MY BATHROOM AT 8 IN THE MORNING?!" Glim asked
"Eclipsa? I thought you were dead!" Flair said, standing up, his robe already thankfully fassend
"U-uncle Jushtin?" Eclipsa asked
"What?" Star asked completely dumbfounded
"Wait…Ric Flair is Great Grunkle Jushtin?" Festivia asked
"Ok, that makes…sense" Glim said "Flair, can you answer a few questions for us?"
"Please, call me natche" Flair said 'it's been too long"
"No, you're supposed to be dead, there's no way that you're alive" Star said
"Star, has anything really made sense recently? Like, legitimately" Marco asked
"Marco, that's Jushtin….ECLIPSA'S UNCLE!" Star said
"I'm guessing you're the queen of mewni." Flair said to Star "If there was a Mewni…I feel like we need to discuss some things, how about me, you, your boyfriend and Eclipsa go downstairs"
"That sounds fair" Eclipsa nodded, the four walking off
"Aunt Twi….I'm gonna need a moment with my mom" Fest said, Twilight nodding and trotting away
"Hey Kiddo" Glim said
"Mom…Do you love me?" Festivia asked, bewildering Glim
"Of course I do, you're my daughter ... Fest, Fest, why would you say that?" Glim asked concerned
"The two alternate versions of you I met were just afraid and angry…" Fest said "Luster's mom, you HATED me"
"That may be Starlight, but it wasn't me…Fest, You're my daughter, my pride and joy. I never had a mom ...I hope i'm being a good one to you" Glim sighed before the two embraced "Fest, feel free to tell me…I'm sorry, I really am. I'm a bad mom"
"No you aren't." Fest replied, tearing up
"I let you get hurt, I let you get crucified by a demon." Glim said
"Mom. It isn't your fault…I was afraid you hated me" Fest said
"It is. You're my daughter…why would I hate you?" Glim sighed, Luster trotting in
"Is Fest ok?" Luster asked
"Luster, we're having a family moment" Glim sighed "Festivia is a little shaken up."
"I'll be good" Fest replied "Hopefully, Get over here Lust" the filly hugging the two as the camera cut to the meeting room, Flair sitting with Star, Eclipsa and Marco
"How Are You ALIVE!" Star asked
"That's a long story…After the magic High Commision swapped Festivia with Meteora….I was crystalised, alongside Shastacan….the crystal being sent to earth, where it was naturally thawed by- well to be honest, I have no idea…I because a professional wrestl-" Flair was cut off
"Shastacan?" Eclipsa asked
"Wait wait wait, the spiderbites told me Globgor ATE Shastacan" Star replied
"Ate? Shasty's the president of the United States!" Flair said
"The- The President?" Marco asked
"Wait, so you were crystallized as well?" Eclipsa asked
"...' flair sighed "I never thought i'd get out."
"Where's Shastacan?" Star asked
"He's In a hotel right near here, surrounded by Secret Service" Flair explained
"And you've been here for how long?" Marco asked, Spike walking in
"Hey Ric" he said
"3 in the morning. I crashed on the couch and went up to talk to Saturn…he was asleep so" Flair was cut off
"Yeah, I get the idea" Star said, the camera cutting to twilight trotting into the kitchen, Janna sitting there already
"Sup?" Janna asked
"Janna…how did you get in here?" Twilight asked
"I got bored of bothering Rarity." Janna said "Flair let me in."
"Well, would you like to help me make breakfast?" Twilight asked
"I ate before I came over…you want a granola bar? I stole it from Marco" Janna said, offering the alicorn a granola bar, the camera fading to Saturn sitting on a bench in a rose garden, Skywynne walking up to him
"Hey Sky, What's up?" Saturn asked to her visible confusion "How are you?"
"I'm quite fine, this isn't like you" Skywynne said "Normally you're training incessantly and quipping"
"Yeah, well I decided to relax for a bit, I'm glad you're here, I wanted to have a chat" Saturn said "Sit down"
Skywynne sitting down next to Saturn
"Sky. I have a question…you were against every tradition of Mewni except the misandry" Saturn asked
"Mis what?" Skywynne replied
"Hatred of men" Saturn replied
"I don't hate men!" Skywynne retorted
"Well you pushed Jushtin away for Solaria….I'm trying not to be rude. I've got a daughter too. But Solaria…I, She's, I don't know, I know she's family but i'm half monster. It messes with me, y'know?"
"Not completely, but I know that couldn't be pleasant….Solaria was very high strung but she was my little warrior" Skywynne sighed
"I get it, I just have my problems with her because she hates me for…well, existing….I'm trying to be polite but I want to blow her head off" Saturn replied, the camera fading to Solaria walking down the highway before bumping into a blue unicorn mare, the two falling down
"Watch where you're going! You could have ruined Trixie's mane!" she said
"A talking warnicorn, you will be my steed!" Solaria said
"The Great and Powerful trixie will do no such thing for….whatever you are" Trixie replied
"I require transportation to find a monster" Solaria said "And slay it!" She unsheathe a sword, Trixie gulping
"Wh-how would I assist you?" Trixie asked, fearful
"Carry me on your back" Solaria said
"Are you serious?" Trixie asked, skeptical
"Quickly, there isn't much time!" Solaria replied, Trixie nodding before gulping again in fear, Solaria climbing onto her back, the camera cutting again to Shastacan in a hotel room, doing paperwork, a door slamming open and Star walking in with Eclipsa, Flair, Globgor and Festivia who held Meteora in her arms
"SHASTACAN!" Star shouted
"...Oh jesus christ" he sighed as he flipped the chair around to face the group "Flair…"
"She strong armed me, the kid dipped down!" Flair replied
"We need answers, now!" Star said
"No, no, no…I NEED ANSWERS" Shastacan replied "How are those two alive….and children? HOW ARE YOU TWO ALIVE?"
"Timetravel" Glim said trotting in "Starlight Glimmer"
"...Bateman Shastacan" He replied before looking around the room and sighing 'Oh who am I kidding, Shastacan Spiderbite"
"...So it's true" Globgor said
"So how much shit am I in?" Shastacan asked
"Practically none" Glim replied
"Shastacan, how did you survive?" Globgor asked
"You weren't the only one crystalized…we've all made mistakes, Globgor. Mine were more…scummy" Shastacan replied "Where's the other one?"
"Dad's unconscious" Festivia replied
"...Dad?" Shastacan asked
"Time travel and alternate timelines…Fest is our adopted daughter" Glim said, Shastacan freezing with shock
"This is completely out of my league. I'll do the best I can to help Mewni and Equestria integrate but….please leave me alone" Shastacan replied
"What?" Eclipsa asked
"Why should we?" Globgor inquired defensively.
"Because i'm tired" Shastacan said, pouring a cheap bourbon into a whiskey glass, downing half of it "Someone else should do the running" Festivia sighed, handing Meteora to Eclipsa's arms
"I think we should go" Fest said "It was nice meeting you mr. president" she turned around and left the room,
"What are you planning, how are you still alive?" Globgor asked
"Planning? PLANNING? I WAS CRYSTALIZED AFTER THREATENING TO REVEAL THE TRUE, YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOU?" Shastacan grabbed his whiskey glass and threw it at the wall, the whiskey splattering down the wall "I'M NOT A MALFOY! I DON'T CARE ABOUT BLOOD PURITY, I CARE ABOUT MY COUNTRY NOW."
"Globgor, come on" Glim suggested "This guy controls the army, I don't want to start a war"
Globgor sighed and nodded, the group leaving including flair
"Thank you" Shastacan sighed, collapsing on a bed behind him, the camera cut away to Saturn in a ring with some dummies
"RASPBERRY RIBBON LASSO!" He shouted, a lasso of red ribbon shooting out of his hand and ensnaring the dummy before he flung it into the air, the ribbon disappearing as he jumped up, catching the falling dummy in an RKO
"Bravo" Dux said, walking in "You're almost done with your training"
"Almost done…you could have sent me back at any time" Saturn realized
"How do you think I'm the frontman of KISS?" Dux asked
"Makes Sense, I'd be more mad but i've seen Karate Kid and Rocky…and Star Wars, and Big Money Hustlas…what's the last thing I need to do" Saturn asked
"Have you seen Harry Potter?" Dux replied
"Believe it or not, Fest is a little potterhead" Saturn answered
"...There is a room in this castle, behind your mother's tapestry where a Boggart is held, face it and you will be returned" Dux said
"Boggart?" Festivia asked
"A creature that takes the shape of a person's greatest fear" Dux said
"...Alright" Saturn nodded, the camera fading to him in the tapestry room, he grabbed one side of the painting and opened like a door, walking into an empty room. The 'door' closing shut as a light flicked on, the undertaker stood with a smirk on his face and blood pouring out of his mouth, a limp, lifeless Glim on the floor, stepped on by the undertaker who also clutched Festivia by the throat
"You have failed" Undertaker said, Saturn gulping, visibly shaking
"You aren't real" Saturn replied, his voice shaking
"I am as real as you perceive me to be, YOU WILL FAIL, YOU HAVE FAILED!" Undertaker replied
"Failure is not an option…You don't exist…you aren't a possibility" Saturn replied, the Undertaker, Festivia and Glim evaporating into fog. The door behind him opening.
Saturn walking out to see Dux and the wand's Festivia
"You're ready" Dux smiled
"Can I just say goodbye real quick to f-" Saturn was interrupted by Festivia who wrapped him in a hug
"Promise you'll visit" Festivia said
"I don't know if I can, but I will try" Saturn said, hugging her back
"I can book you for Stump Day" Dux replied
"I can-" Saturn was interrupted
"I wasn't talking about you…I'll send Festivia up" Dux said
"...See you soon then" Saturn said, the two released their hug, Dux snapping and Saturn collapsing before fading away, the camera cut to Saturn waking up in his room. Luster and Fest sitting on the floor watching TV
"FEST, YOUR DAD'S AWAKE!" Luster said
"DAD!" Fest shouted, jumping up and tackling onto him
"Hey Corncob, were you good for your mother?" Saturn asked
"She was better than your father" Glim sighed, trotting in "We met Flair and then Shastacan"
"So it is him?" Saturn asked
"Yeah, and all he wants is to be left alone" Glim replied "But you dad thinks he's planning something"
"Who's here now?" Saturn asked, getting up
"Star, Twilight, Flair and Spike" Glim replied, Saturn's stomach growling
""Hungry?" Glim asked
"Starving" Saturn replied
"Want to go out for dinner?" Glim asked
"Yeah, I don't have the energy to cook and I don't want to put it on Spike or mom" Saturn said
"I'll order something…" Glim said "Hey Saturn?"
"Yeah Glim?"
"I love you"
"I know"
"You know?"
"It's from Star Wars Glim"
"Oh…" Glim said before pausing "I've never seen those"
"Hey Glim?" Saturn sat up
"What's up?"
"Did you call Rick Sanchez to install the Interdimensional Cable?" Saturn asked
"Saturn, we have a spare in the car and it's two wires" Glim replied before sighing "I'll go get it"
"No, i'll get it" Saturn said, getting up "Besides, Festivia and Luster have been watching alot of tv, I might bring them to the park"
"Really?" Fest asked
"Yeah." Saturn said "Let's go."
Wooooo, and we're back, remember to read, review, share, follow and favorite! Sorry it took so long, i've been pretty busy. That being said, i'll see you again soon!