Hey pal sorry I haven't written in so long pal it's pretty tough getting internet when you're in the 19th century pal.
Anyway I was in Mr. Sholmes' room as always when somebody died! Pretty shocking stuff pal. The police came and arrested Mr. Black so I decided to help him by being an anti-detective, a detective that does what the detective doesn't want and that's find evidence that the suspect didn't do it.
"Go away," said Detective Helle. "We have photographic proof that the defendant did it."
Helle showed me a photograph, the photograph showed the defendant cutting the victim's head off.
I was devastated, pal! I didn't know what to say to that! But someone else did!
"OBJECTION!" I never thought I'd hear that voice again. It was the voice of... "I am John Phoenix and that evidence is forged because CAMERAS DIDN'T EXIST IN THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Detective Helle was arrested for forgery and the defendant was acquitted.
The End! For now...