Disclaimer: I don't own Five Night's at Freddy's as it is owned by the man the myth the legend himself. Scott Cawthon.

Mike Schmidt was at the office working for Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria for…some reason. He was employed to get money as the new Night Guard of the place.

When the phone rang. Mike ended up picking up the phone.

"Uh hello? Hello, hello? I would like to welcome you to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria," Phone Guy said.

"Sure, I guess," Mike said as he began to check the cameras and saw Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica all on stage on Camera 1A.

"Anyways as the night guard you have to check to see if anyone is going to break into this pizzeria," Phone Guy said.

"I heard the manager say that, yes," Mike said as he switched cameras to the kitchen which was on Cam6 though it appears its camera is disabled though the audio isn't.

"Also the animatronics tend to…let's just say they tend to get a bit quirky at night," Phone Guy said.

"What do you mean by that?" Mike said.

"But do I blame them? No," Phone Guy said. "But well they'll move about at night and also they have this protocol of sorts."

"What protocol?" Mike said as he checked camera 1C which was where Pirate's Cove is at.

"Well if they see you after hours, they won't see you as a human, but as an endoskeleton without a costume," Phone Guy said.

"I think they need a big pair of glasses," Mike said as he put down the tablet which allowed him to check the cameras.

"And since it's against regulation, they will try to force you in an animatronic costume," Phone Guy said.

"Is it that bad?" Mike said.

"And, well... With all the wires and sharp devices, it can cause a lot of discomforts...and death," Phone Guy said.

"Oh my god, that is really bad…actually wait, why haven't there been any incidents where an intruder ends up being stuffed into a suit?" Mike said.

"Well it is as the introductory greeting of the company says: Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person's report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced," Phone Guy said as if it was casual.

"WHAT?!" Mike shouted as his eyes widened. He also went to check the door lights.

"Yeah, they don't tell you that kind of thing when you sing up, do they?" Phone guy said. "So no worries about that unless you get caught. Have a great first night."

He hung up.

"Goddamn it…" Mike said.

He checked the stage camera and saw that Bonnie was gone. Though Chica and Freddy were still there.

"Already?" Mike said. "Geez, where is that rabbit?"

He checked the cameras and saw that the animatronic was at the Backstage on Cam 5. In there was Endo-01 with Bonnie in there performing the Parts and Service mini-game on the endoskeleton.

"What the hell?" Mike said. "What on earth is he doing?"

He was baffled at what is occurring. Bonnie was cleaning up the endoskeleton of pizza that somehow ended up in it and the stains of pizza. The animatronic did so in a rather skillful manner as the endoskeleton seemed to not react at all.

"Look at 'em go! It's like this guy did this before or something!" Mike shouted at this. He then switched back to the stage camera and saw that Chica was gone, too.

"Now where is she?" Mike said as he went to the camera in the kitchen and heard pots and pans in there. "What the hell is she doing?"

Mike then heard the oven be switched on and the sound of something cooking.

"Is she…making something?" Mike asked. As soon as he put down the camera he was jump scared by the map delivery bot from Security Breach which took him by surprise.

"Want a free map?" The Map Bot said.

Mike screamed like a girl at being jumpscared.

"What are you?!" Mike shouted. He saw the map in its hand. "More importantly, why would you give me a map?!"

"It is my function. I give out free maps. Please, take it," Map Bot said.

"...Fine," Mike said.

He took it.

"Have a nice night," the Map Bot said while through the right door. The robot left.

"Why would I even need a map anyway?" Mike said as he checked it anyway. To see what would happen. It was a map of the entire building. In its entirety.

"Huh. I forgot to thank it," Mike said.

He began to work normally.

The night went fairly normally as the animatronics were doing their thing.

Near the end of 6 AM Bonnie finished his Parts and Service minigame. As soon as that happened a box showed up with a button. The animatronic pushed it and ended up getting a Bonnie plushie.

Mike was watching this all occur.

"Is that animatronic…happy that he got a plushie?" Mike said.

Then it was 6 AM and the sound effect occurred when it happens.

"Oh finally I can get out of here," Mike said.

A/n: I have seen everything.

From the new hit horror game Poppy Playtime, Limbus Corporation's trailer, Metroid Dread's release, and Halo Infinite's release as well…however the biggest release that got my attention is FNaF Security Breach. Out of all the franchises FNaF was literally my childhood and now to see how it evolves amazes me. Though I am a bit sad to see Scott Cawthon retire from doing FNaF games.

As a way to celebrate the release of Security Breach, and commemorate Scott Cawton, I shall do a written Abridged version of the first game in the FNaF series. Five Nights At Freddy's 1.