May And Dawn's Farting Contest

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

May And Dawn both have a farting contest to see who's gassier, louder, and smellier than the other one! Which one will come out on top as the most flatulent female Pokemon coordinator? As expected, things won't go as expected in this kooky story...!

9. What The, This Is Gross

May and Dawn were walking around in Sinnoh's northern garden areas as May noticed Dawn twirling her finger inside her left ear.

"Uhh... Dawn?" May remarked as she squinted her eyes, folding her arms together. "...Why do you have your finger in your ear?"

"Because this damn ear wax makes it hard for me to hear!" Dawn exclaimed as she puffed up her face cheeks, clenching her butt cheeks, which in turn caused her to let out a muffled fart. "It pisses me off!"

"...messed with your hearing, huh...?" May remarked as she then pulled out a huge yellow tuba out of her red bandanna somehow, facing it within her butt cheeks, which in turn were in her black booty shorts, aiming the tuba right at Dawn's face as she let out a huge ear shattering fart, the tuba making it sound exactly like a tuba as the flowers surrounding the area wilted from the intense rotten smell, with Dawn's white hat blown away as her eyes widening in shock, briefly going deaf.

Arceus and Rayquaza were nearby collecting honey from the honey trees, having seen May fart as they turned to each other.

"How did she get the tuba out of her bandana?" Rayquaza asked as he was questioning logic.

"Sometimes I don't bring sanity into anything, and I say that as a God." Arceus answered as they turned back, to see May laughing as she kept farting through the tuba, with Dawn patting her ears in pain, whimpering.