May and Dawn looked at each other as they were in a desert, somewhere in the wild west as they faced each other. Arceus and Rayquaza watched as they were drinking some water, with both of the human girls wearing cowboy uniforms.
"Ready?" May and Dawn asked each other in unison as they smiled, nodding their head as they simultaneously answered, "You know it, sister."
"What do you think they'll do this time?" Arceus asked as he faced Rayquaza.
Rayquaza pointed at the girls as he noticed them drinking cans of baked beans. "Probably have a shoot off. Or in this case, a fart off."
Feeling their stomachs rumble, May and Dawn turned around as they bent over, placing their hands on their jeans clad butts as they began farting deep pitched brassy tuba toots at each other, the two just a few feet away from each other, with Rayquaza placing a clothespin on his nose as Arceus blinked, noticing the clear blue sky changed color with the sun setting towards the western direction.
"I just noticed that this story has been around for a couple of years... but it's not like anyone cares other than reading these two odd human girls fart." Arceus added as he kept on drinking his water, using his godly power to prevent the sulfur like smell from coming into his smelling senses.