May and Dawn were farting in succession of each other as they were trying to keep their hot air balloon up, with air pumps sticking in their butts as both had tight blue jeans on, their deep pitched bassy tuba toots that puffed up their pants to make their farting big butts look huge providing well more than enough fuel for the hot air balloon.
"Peeyew!" Dawn stated as she blushed, greatly fanning the air with her right hand as she felt embarrassed from how smelly her brass gas was. "I knew my farting was loud, but I didn't think it would stink this much!"
"Ha!" May laughed as she was letting out wetter poots that sounded more like trumpets than tubas. "You think these farts smell, you should get a load of the silent but deadly ones! Those will literally kill you!"
"You know, there's only so much one could write about farting." Rayquaza stated to Arceus as he was flying through the white puffy clouds that surrounded the hot air balloon. "When are they gonna move on to something else?"
"In this story specifically? Probably never." Arceus chuckled a he went back to drinking his hot tea, feeling satisfied.