May And Dawn's Farting Contest

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

May And Dawn both have a farting contest to see who's gassier, louder, and smellier than the other one! Which one will come out on top as the most flatulent female Pokemon coordinator? As expected, things won't go as expected in this kooky story...!

17. Now It's Like Poetry, It Rhyme

"Urgh..." May groaned while she felt her stomach rumble in pain. "I think we went a bit overboard in having Bianca's Bean Burrito Burgers..." She let out a tuba fart so brassy it caused her shorts to explode.

"It's a good thing I don't wear shorts..." Dawn laughed heartily for she had her hands on her own growling stomach, letting out a raunchy fart that was so strong it caused her to open her eyes after having it closed shut, blushing in embarrassment. "Although I can't say the same for my poor underwear..."

"Why are we following these two again?" Rayquaza stated to Arceus, with all of them in Driftveil City, May and Dawn farting their butts off near the hotels, which caused most of the humans to run while some stayed to record the farting contest.

"Because they are the key to all this." Arceus stated as he revealed a bright, shiny yellow orb to Arceus. "We need them more than you think."

"Oh... all right." Rayquaza stated as he folded his arms together. "Although I'm not sure what farting has to do with world peace."

May and Dawn farted at the same time, their combined tuba toots causing the entire city to collapse as various skyscrapers and hotels sunk underneath the earth, with everyone standing on the ground following. Arceus and Rayquaza just looked at each other, quite speechless for obvious reasons for they noticed another certain stinker making her way through the remaining metropolis, deciding to take the time to get out of there in light of knowing what would happen.

"Ooh it really smells eggy here!" Pokemon's Farting Bianca chimed while wafting about her own flatulence, wiggling her fart churning hips. "And it really makes me happy! Peeyew!"

"Hey it's Belle!" May and Dawn said together for they had their hands on their wind breaking rumps, rushing to the stinky blonde that made the infamous gas churning meal. "Do you have anymore of your-"

"Not yet but I can make a new batch for all of us to enjoy!" Bel chimed with the trio using their massive methane makers to cause the city to collapse, with it leading into a very reeking night.