"Say," May said as she farted a wet poot, aiming her gassy butt at Dawn. "Where are those two pesky gods?"
"Arceus and Rayquaza?" Dawn remarked as she stretched her arms, letting out some raunchy toots as she then shrugged. "No idea. The last time I saw them, they mentioned something about a race..."
The two flatulent Pokemon Coordinators were both in Goldenrod City in Johto as they were trying to think of something to do other than shop all day and practice their contest battles, when they reached the main road, to see that it was blocked off from walking, as several racers came by.
"Drat, drat, and double drat!" Dick Dastardly cursed as Muttley chuckled. "My devious cheating isn't working! Time for dastardly drastic measures!"
Tiny Kong farted loudly as she laughed, fanning the gas from her burping big butt, getting May and Dawn to look at her closely with curiosity. "My name might be tiny, but my body sure isn't!"
"Let me smash 'em with my Piko Piko Hammer!" Amy Rose taunted as she spun her red and yellow hammer around, smirking with confidence.
"Tahaya!" Toadette exclaimed with glee as she spun around. "Let's shroom it up!"
"Ooh, can I sing?" Aria Meloetta sung in a high pitched voice while rubbing her paddle shaped hands together. "I even brought some icing!"
"Oh Korttork," Dry Bowser groaned as he dusted off his dusty bones. "This isn't going as I hoped."
"Loopy tea! Leave this to me!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he began dancing to the beat.
"Oh, it's no use." Silver The Hedgehog sighed as he shook his head. "We're not going to prevail."
"Don't think like that, mah boi." Chrom remarked while eating his chrome enhancing fish sticks. "It's our time to tip the scales!"
R.O.B. shook his metal head. "I calculate that this race is not going to be in our robotic favor."
"I will eliminate these worthless racing models!" E-123 Omega boasted as he began firing off his arm cannons everywhere.
May and Dawn watched the racers pass, both of them gasping and passing gas simultaneously in unison as they noticed the next pair, which were Arceus and Rayquaza.
Arceus chuckled as he closed his eyes. "I could twist the outcome of this race with my godly might if I choose to. But where's the fun in that?"
"Let's go up and down and all around!" Rayquaza exclaimed as he fired off a random Hyper Beam. "I want to roll around at the speed of sound!"
Arceus nodded, and making his body glow, he took advantage of May and Dawn, summoning them on top of the car as he had them close to the engine, making both of them fart a powerful stream of gas that sent the godly Pokemon pair all the way up to first place, literally leaving the other racing pairs in the dust, with a combination of exhaust and methane stinking the air.
"Watch out for my stylish grace." Lady Palutena stated with a smirk as she waved to the cheering crowds of people and Pokemon. "It's cute AND dangerous, and comes with a funny face!"
"M-my!" Isabelle exclaimed as she placed her adorable paws on her face, feeling a bit shocked. "Isn't that a bit hefty for a race?"