May And Dawn's Farting Contest

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

May And Dawn both have a farting contest to see who's gassier, louder, and smellier than the other one! Which one will come out on top as the most flatulent female Pokemon coordinator? As expected, things won't go as expected in this kooky story...!

31. Rather Fart Than Wait

May and Dawn were farting up a storm in Seaside Hill, with the two stopping by the train station as they could see a giant amount of different Pokemon going in and out of the train.

"Say, wouldn't it be fun to fart in that train?" Dawn suggested to May as she was letting out squeaky farts.

May laughed in agreement as she wrapped her right arm around Dawn, letting loose bubbly farts. "Oh, you bet! The fiery explosion from our ass gas would be huge!"

It was then that Mega Rayquaza zipped by, causing both of the human Pokemon girls to tumble into Madame Gruntilda's tent nearby, with the two getting up as they had no idea why they were inside the tent of misfortune.

"I predict your fate... to be very flatulent. And horrendous!" Madame Grunty exclaimed as she then zapped May and Dawn, reducing them into dust as they blew out of the tent, like a fart in the wind.

Arceus, who was simply strolling on the beach, noticed the particular particles of dust, shrugging as he used his godly powers to restore them, which in turn caused May and Dawn to return to normal, only for them to be in the wrong bodies.

"Oh! My butt feels bubbly!" Dawn gasped in May's body as she let out wet farts.

"Yeah, and my farts are like a melodic piano!" May exclaimed in Dawn's body as squeaky farts emitted out of her skirt revealing rear, holding it down as much as she could.

The two girls then decided to explore a bit more of Seaside Hill, bumping into the Ylisse king Chrom, who was eating fish sticks as he eyed the two.

"You look like my daughter from the future!" Chrom stated as he eyed May, who was in Dawn's body as he noticed their gas passing. "And you smell like her too. Phew!"

May and Dawn looked at each other while Chrom walked by them, continuing to enjoy his fish sticks as the two reached Lilligant's Lemonade Stand, with the titular plant girl selling a large amount of lemonade alongside Whimsicott to the busy crowd of tourists. May and Dawn wondered if they could ever get in their regular bodies again, but figured things would be fixed by the next chapter.