"Hey May?" Dawn asked as the two were farting on a pier overlooking the dock of a random anime city somewhere in the Sinnoh region, both of them wearing their regular clothes as Dawn's dress blew from her constant gas passing. "You think we'll ever be able to do things beyond Pokemon contests, battling, and of course, us farting?"
"What do you mean by that?" May asked as she tilted her head to the right, her farts sounding more bubbly than ever.
Dawn casually shrugged as she brushed back her blue hair, her broken wind sounding like trombones. "Well, I mean, it seems like we don't have that much character to us. Surely we have some motivation to fart besides, well, wanting to keep up our competitive state."
May thought for a moment as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "...I just like wetting myself without actually peeing my shorts. My farts are kind of like that."
"...huh. Never thought about it that way." Dawn stated as she smiled, patting her rumbling stomach as her flatulence became deeper pitched. "Well, I guess I'm thankful for being so gassy since it helps warm me up, which really helps in a cold region like Sinnoh..."
The two girls laughed as they bumped butts with each other, feeling their farts vibrate their entire bodies as a result, with the people and Pokemon walking by giving the two gassy girls odd looks as they just minded their own business.
"...did these two girls just actually explain why they like farting?" Rayquaza stated in absolute shock as he and Arceus were hiding in a pair of bushes, dressed up like regular human tourists so no one would spot the two legendary Pokemon.
Arceus nodded his head as he took off his sunglasses. "Yeah... it's more unlikely than you think."
"I do realize that, but they actually gave some depth as to why they do this." Rayquaza stated in shock as he placed his right hand on his green dragon face. "I just... can't believe it, you know?"
"I know how you feel." Arceus stated as the Pokemon god closed his eyes. "But being that I'm the God of this realm, I can see and feel, well, anything. In fact, it's because of that particular feat that I can get great joy out of watching these two humans break wind, no matter how monotonous or repetitive it gets."