"Can you fart like this, gal?" May said to Dawn as she farted in a trumpet while the two were hanging around Unova's Route 10, which in turn led to the Unova Pokemon League and the cavernous Victory Road.
"Oh I'll do you better!" Dawn laughed as she then farted into a slide whistle, laughing as she managed to make her flatulence sound higher pitched. "There's always a way to make farts sound funnier than they are! It's great! That's the beauty of farting, it can be fun, funny, and relieving!"
May agreed readily with Dawn as both girls laughed, while Arceus and Rayquaza just looked at each other and shook their heads, wondering why these girls always seemed to be thrilled over having so much fart gas in them.
"With how many chapters they've been doing this, should we even bother to question it?" Rayquaza stated as he was playing as himself in a hacked version of Pokemon Emerald on his own themed GBA.
Arceus just nodded his head as he was using his godly powers to play on his own themed Nintendo DS without using his limbs, playing a hacked version of Pokemon Platinum that featured him. "Honestly we're just thrown in so people would get inspiration to write more about us since we're getting exposure out of a blatant fetish fanfiction regarding a popular fetish and two popular girls."
"True, I guess-" Rayquaza attempted as he then glanced to see that the gassy girls weren't present anymore, being surprised. "Huh? Where did those two airheads go?"
"Odd, they were just here." Arceus said as he closed his eyes. "Maybe they went to do something in the bathroom... likely disgusting things."
May and Dawn were farting and burping constantly together, the gassy girls having too much fun being gassy in the mountain containing the Victory Road as they were embracing their stinky madness, managing to get through the cave with no one being brave enough to handle their smelly farts.
"Too bad our friends aren't here to smell up our stink! This is so wonderfully delicious!" Dawn remarked as she emitted more bassy big butt burps, fanning the air in joy with one of her hands as her other hand was resting on her wind breaking fart factory, which kept pumping out earth shattering farts.
May let out a couple of mouth farts in combination with her wet flatulence as she then giggled afterwards, clapping her hands together as she felt more gas churning from her rumbling stomach. "Uh huh! I think they would eventually come to love it after a while! They might not think so, but we change our opinions as time goes on! Just look at how we turned out!"
"Glaceon here will be able to make our farts cooler!" May stated as she had her Glaceon summoned out while they were around Mt. Coronet in the Sinnoh region. "I always knew our farts were sweet, but now they can literally be cool, too!"
"Oh how I can't wait!" Dawn exclaimed, with both of the human Pokemon Coordinator girls bending over and simultaneously farting as Glaceon then used an ice type attack to freeze the gas blasts, which caused everything to freeze up.
Arceus shook his body as he was wearing an ice type plate to protect himself, with Rayquaza not so lucky as the flying type dragon Pokemon was straight frozen up.
"So this happened," Arceus chuckled as he poked at the frozen Rayquaza, taking in the odd tranquility that came from everything being on ice.
May and Dawn were farting away as the two girls were sliding with each other in a slide ride at a temporary carnival held in the Hoenn region somewhere near Slateport City, with Arceus and Rayquaza letting the visiting humans and Pokemon ride on them as they were keeping their legendary eyes on the flatulent females for some bizarre reason.
"This was such a grand idea!" May exclaimed as she getting wet from the slide's water, her farts sounding bubbly. "I'm having a gay old time letting loose!"
"Oh I know! This is so fun!" Dawn chimed in as her wet farts were also producing a liquid sound. "And these rips we're making are high quality!"
"...Ma-HAUUUUAAAHAGGHHH these farting girls have always been celebrated for their excellence." Arceus stated as he sounded a bit more drunk than usual, his eyes bobbing back and forth.
"You know, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender rules, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo..." Rayquaza stated calmly as he was trying out some hats.
"Go Go Gadget my head is now forever a bone!" Inspector Gadget suddenly stated as he turned his head into a bone, causing Arceus and Rayquaza to laugh their heads off, with May and Dawn looking at each other and shrugging as they kept farting, their wind breaking farts causing gravity to be inverted and turn the air into mayonnaise.
May and Dawn were playing tennis with Dry Bowser and Toadette at the tennis court in Unova's Nimbasa City stadium, with the two human girls farting every time they hit the fuzzy green tennis balls with their different colored, Pokemon themed tennis rackets, May's racket having Delcatty on it while Dawn's had Cherrim in sunny form. Toadette was getting a bit too excited over this as she was not doing as good as she could, which annoyed Dry Bowser as he waited until the game paused. There was an actual Delcatty watching this alongside a real Cherrim, with both of them shaking their heads at the flatulent Pokemon Coordinators.
"Damn! Tennis can really make us active!" Dawn laughed as she felt all the sweat go through her body, approaching the bench as she bent over to let out a bassy deep pitched toot.
May nodded as she let out a sigh of relief upon sitting on the bench, tilting to the right to release a wet poot. "Tell me about it! Why, we're practically farting out gas bombs every time we hit something!"
Toadette giggled as she approached them, holding her hands with her racket behind her back. "Goodness, you two know how to stink it up! I... kinda like it!"
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he brushed back his red hair, dusting off his racket as he noticed all the tennis balls lying around on the floor. "Course the kid likes it... she has a fetish for this shit."
May smiled as she turned to Dawn, both of them sitting in one of many cafeterias within the grand metropolis of the Kalos region's Lumiose City. "Hey. You know what I wanna do right now?"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking...?" Dawn remarked with a smile on their face, the two girls wearing their regular clothing.
May farted a loud trombone toot as she fanned the air with her right hand. "Yeah! Fart off, sis, just you and me!"
"All right, girlfriend, now we're talking!" Dawn exclaimed as she stood up and bent over, farting so loud her gas broke through her dress, revealing her flatulent big butt clad in black panties. Daisy then ripped off her dress to reveal her pink colored Pokemon Contest uniform. "Didn't think I'd come unprepared, huh?"
"Nice! I see you actually prepared," May complimented as she and Dawn kept on farting, with everyone, people and Pokemon alike, just watching in dismay as they didn't know what to think or say.
"Why do I have the feeling that someone drew this?" Rayquaza remarked in dismay as he just wanted to enjoy his burger lunch.
"Never doubt the stupidity of life, Fug. Or is it Fugg?" Arceus stated as he was doing his best to meditate, with the farting shenanigans of May and Dawn currently occurring not helping him.