"Nice of us to be having a farting contest together, eh May?" Dawn asked as she and May were farting while walking through the Unova region, going through one of the colorful routes as Arceus and Rayquaza overlooked them from nearby, both of the Legendary Pokemon laughing.
"I hope whoever is watching this makes us lotsa spaghetti!" May exclaimed as she stretched her arms out with a smile, letting out wet farts that started like a trumpet.
Dawn eyed May suspiciously as she placed her hands on her hips, letting loose bubbly toots that lifted up her pink skirt. "Wait, why spaghetti of all the possible food?"
"Because I love pasta, and because it really makes you gassy!" May responded as she bent over, holding down her shirt as she let out an explosive fart, her eyes widening. "Oh my... that one is gonna leave a stain on my shorts!"
"Ha! You should have brought some toilet paper with you like I did!" Dawn teased in a playful manner as she lifted her right leg and released several high pitched squeaky toots, ending it on a bassy gas blast as both of the gassy girls laughed with each other over their flatulent hangout.
"Why are we laughing at something so inane like this?" Rayquaza asked Arceus as the two Pokemon of legend continued to laugh behind the grassy hills surrounding the dirt paved pathway.
"Because we had our standards lowered!" Arceus explained to Rayquaza, with the simple answer sometimes being the best solution to a complex question.
May and Dawn were sitting together at a bench in one of the wild routes of the Kalos region, with the two being alone as they let out trombone like farts. As usual, Arceus and Rayquaza kept a close eye on them as they weren't sure on whether or not the girls were too dangerous to be left alone.
"I still have my suspicions about them... they rub me in the wrong way," Rayquaza commented as he was curling himself into different knots.
"Be still your tongue, Ray. We have to make sure they don't make a mess of the environment, let alone themselves..." Arceus trailed off as he shook his head, opening his eyes.
"Hey Dawn..." May asked as she turned to face Dawn, touching her fingertips. "Can I ask you something?"
"Yeah May?" Dawn responded as she held her hands together after brushing back her blue hair. "I got all the time, so ask away!"
"More like gas away." May giggled as she let out a tuba like poot, winking while blushing.
"Nice." Dawn complimented as she began fanning the air, responding with a deep pitched toot.