"Come on, girl! Is this as fast as you can go?" May taunted as she was panting, sweat going throughout her entire body.
"Well it's not about the destination, gal. It's about the journey!" Dawn spat back as she was keeping up, feeling that her dirty undies could come off at any moment.
May and Dawn were running to see who was the fastest, with both gassy girls using their frequent farts to pull ahead. May's sloppy wet poots caused Dawn to stop occasionally out of curiosity, but Dawn's bassy toots allowed her to blast ahead of May. In any case, the two farting female Pokemon Coordinators were determined to win the race they were in, with everyone's favorite Pokemon legendaries, Arceus and Rayquaza, watching from high in the methane populated sky.
"How much longer do you think they can handle it?" Arceus asked.
Thinking about it for several seconds, Rayquaza responded. "Not too long. Neither can take this."
The Pokemon legendary duo then looked down to see May and Dawn running in the opposite direction, both girls screaming and wind breaking for their lives as they were chased by an angry horde of Pokemon.