Loud Tales
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
d-felipe76: You just anaswerd your own question, if I did Clyde no one would care as much as it was Lincoln.
someone: Come on man, first comes the conflict, THEN the happy resolution. Otherwise the story would be boring. Also, I'm COUNTING on that.
ImperialStar: ...no comment...all I'll say is that if 'certain people' aren't happy with how I right...it MIGHT end badly for me(gun cocking noise heard in background)
Zoryan El Muerto: I choose to take that as a compliment.
Guest: ...it's Ronnie Anne...was that really not clear?
King69: ...still Ronnie Anne...was...was that really not obvious?
Meme-exe: It's basically the same principle of people learning something from the 'tortoise and the hair' Fable more then anything really.. Their not gay, their Ronnie Anne, come on guys. Why do you think I did this during the episode 'Heavy Meddle?' How was that not foreshadowing her identity?
The Howling Behemoth: Ouch indeed. Also yes.
MysterD47: Enjoy!
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Lincoln was not having the best day...it was bad enough that no matter what destination- Dairy land or Aloha beach - he picked...5 sisters would be mad at him...first they just tried to bribe him...now they were sabotaging each other! They rigged the bathroom to shoot cold water, put sand in Lincoln's underwear, and burning his skin with "Sodium Hydrochloride", posing it off as sunblock!
Seeing where this is going, Lincoln decides to run away before this whole thing devolves into an all out brawl between his sisters...
BAP!
Only to find himself with a bag over his head and thrown into a burlap bag and carried off!...after several minutes...
SPLASH!
Lincoln shivers, he's been thrown into the water of the local beach! Suddenly a voice shouts out, "Cold water is only one thing you could experience at the beach dear brother! There's something much worse!"
Lincoln turns around just in time to see Lisa fiddle with a remote before ducking away...
Lincoln panics! He didn't know what Lisa has planned, and he didn't want to know! He just knew he had to leave fast! He heads for shore-
SNIP!
OW!
Shouts Lincoln, something pinched his butt! What-
SNAP!
OW!
His leg!
SNIP!
OW!
His arm!
SNAP!
OW!
His butt again!
What on earth was...and then he sees it...hundreds of robo crabs...ripping off his clothes!
Lincoln tries to run faster...but it's too late...his few remaining tatters are gone...he's completely nude...worse...he's been clean shaven! He had no hair at all...DOWN there!
A blushing Lincoln looks up and sees the beach goers and town that hasn't noticed him...yet..and gulps.
...this was going to be a LONG run home...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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