"I smell more!" May taunted while letting out wet toots.
"No, I stink more!" Dawn spat back with her raunchy poots.
"There they go again..." Rayquaza moaned.
Arceus shook his head. "...Indeed, I sometimes wonder if letting non Pokemon beings exist was such a good idea."
"Can't we just use our legendary Pokemon powers on them?"
"What and look bad to all the Pokemon for attacking humans?"
"Well these two deserve it quite frankly..."
"...I understand, but we shouldn't just go and attack them just because-"
May and Dawn's farting contest got so bad that it killed all the wild Pokemon nearby, with Rayquaza folding his short dragon arms as Arceus sighed in response. They teamed up on the gassy girls and obliterated them with their attacks.