Loud Tales

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

rmarcano321: yep, hmmm...any nudist themed story ideas under your hat?, nope all OC's are reserved for my REAL book series.

Guest: what?

Zoryan El Muerto: What?

Wowow: Interesting...could you elaborate?

Reaper's Blaze: thank you

nuuo: Thank you

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Lincoln Loud read his comics in his undies...as usual. He did his best to drown out the noise his parents downstairs party. And just tried to enjoy the solitude the brief tranquility of the 'no one allowed to go downstairs or be too loud or your grounded' had given him...yes so quiet...

RING!

...And there goes the phone... Lincoln sighs and picks up said phone...

"Hello?" He asks impatiently.

"Lincoln! You gotta help me! Ronnie is sick and I left her medicine in her room!" Shouts a panicked Bobby.

All thought of relaxation gone, Lincoln quickly bounced forward. A quick search found him the medicine...but no clothes.

Lincoln groaned, he forgot it was laundry day...leaving him with nothing but the undies on his back. Worse, even if clothed he'd be grounded if he went downstairs!

...but he couldn't let Ronnie Anne down!

With no other options, he climbs out the window and reaches toward the nearby branch to climb down-

SNAP!

RIP!

CRASH!

OW!

Lincoln groaned as he rubbed his now black eye and crawled out of the bush bruised...he blushed at the sight of his tattered undies swaying in the breeze above him on the nail in the windowsill...he was naked! OUTSIDE!

BOOM!

And of course...no bad day would be complete without a sudden rainstorm, "Well..in for a penny...in for a pound." Thinks a miserable Lincoln as he streaks through the now semi-flooded streets.

...unaware of the concerned eyes that now followed him, "Ooookay, that backfired horribly." Thought Luan worried...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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