Tales of the loud
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
rmarcano321: yep
nuuo: thank you! Yes, it is a pen name.
Mr. Eeyous: I like it! (I'll have to tweak it a bit though)
Boris Yeltsin: I'll take most as long as it's not disgusting, incestuous or go against my christian religious beliefs.
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Lincoln had called his sisters to the backyard for an important discussion. All except one showed up, but he hadn't noticed this yet.
"So uh, I wanted to ask you guys, what are we gonna do for Spring Break this year? A trip to the beach or a water park-Or just stay at home?" Asked Lincoln.
"Why are we even out here, Lincoln?" Lori squinted as she said this, the sun was in her eyes! "Yeah, bro! It's broiling!" Exclaimed Luna.
Lincoln smirked, "Well, I wanted to convince you guys the water park was the better deal!" Her sisters groaned in annoyance.
Suddenly he felt something grab his pants and pull with the force of a thousand squirt flowers. At first Lincoln laughed, "You guys have all slready seen me in my underwear." ...And then it hit him... he was full pickle.
Each of the sisters saw their brother in full display, Luan who had been behind him backed away to where her sisters were out of nervousness
most of them laughed, but all of them had something to say.
"Unimpressive specimen." Said Lisa.
"Oh man! I wish I had one of those!" Lana shouted.
"Gross! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Lola ran off, disgusted.
"I feel your pain, Lincoln.. We've all been embarrassed to the point of no return." Lucy had seemed like the only one who was sympathetic.
Lynn was just laughing at his size "Oh man! You really are a LITTLE brother."
Luan had giggled, "Well if we wanna go to Vienna we know who to go to!"
Luna had tried to keep her cool. But she couldn't help but laugh at her brother's size, it was funny! Luna had seen her fair share of wangs. But this was pathetic, it was practically a button!
"Aww! Look at Lincoln's dingdong! It's so small and cute!"Said Leni, she genuinely meant every word, this embarrassed Lincoln even more.
"Oh.. My gosh.. That's so embarrassing! Are you seriously thinking of impressing anyone with that thing?!" Exclaimed Lori.
This whole thing felt like minutes but happened in the course of a few seconds, he pulled up his pants and underwear and walked into the house, ashamed and sad. how were his sisters going to take him seriously at all now?
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A humiliated Lincoln stayed in his room sulking...and then Lucy showed up.
"So...the others decided on the water park...pretty sure their going to prank you again..." Said Lucy sympathetically.
Lincoln sighed, "Of course they are...well, I guess operation: 'take-down-at-the-water-park-cause-my-sisters-except-Lucy-are-being-jerks' is a go!"
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Story idea by Heiron
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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