Total Drama Auditions
Cecil (The Player)
The camera turned on, pointed at green high school lockers before the guy auditioning walked into frame. Though not a body-builder by any means, he was still somewhat fit: he was a blonde Caucasian boy with fairly expensive clothes, being very stylish jeans and a leather jacket and white shirt underneath. He was about to begin his audition before his hands quickly went to his hair.
Cecil: "My hair look alright?", he asked before the person behind the camera nodded. "Alright, cool. Thanks for recording this by the way Josef."
Josef: "Any time C!"
Cecil: "Hello, Total Drama Producers!", he said after clearing his throat. "I'm sure you're wondering what a guy like me could do on your show. After all, the game has been on an island, a TV set, all across the world, and then back to the island with freaky monsters and stuff. Truth be told, I'm not the strongest or smartest guy out there, but things usually work out for me pretty well."
Kara: "Hiiiii, Cecil…" a random girl said as she walked past Cecil, biting her lip as she did so.
Cecil: "Hey, Kara", he said with a wink. "Like I was saying, things come by pretty easily for me. I guess you could say I'm just really good with people. Isn't that right, Mrs. Cromwell?"
He had directed the cameraman towards one of his classes, walking in on one of the teachers, who looked up and started giggling.
Mrs. Cromwell: "Oh, stop it, Cecil."
Cecil: "Cast me, TD Producers. You won't regret your decision, and neither will my fellow cast mates. Cecil out."
Sally & April (The Twins)
The camera turned on facing a girl sitting on a bed in a room. She was a blonde Caucasian girl dressed within an orange turtle neck, jeans, with glasses to top it all off. Shortly afterwards, another girl walked into frame before sitting on the bed, who had the same outfit and looked exactly like the other girl with the exception being she didn't have glasses, and she had a mole on her cheek.
Sally: "Hiii, I'm Sally, and—oh my gosh", she paused. "Okay, me and my sister April have been watching Total Drama since the beginning. We've seen every episode at least twice, and we think we have what it takes to rock your new cast. Just a heads up, my sister does in fact suffer from being deaf", she said as April nodded. As such, she had been going through the entirety of the audition motioning her every word through sign language.
Sally: "But make no mistake. My sister has a condition, but the condition doesn't have her. I think if you cast us then we can show everyone that being deaf doesn't make her or our family worse. In fact, it makes us and our will to push through even stronger. We can achieve anything we put our minds to, and that's why I think we should be casted. Thank you."
Quipnay (The Quipper)
The next audition opened up to yet another bed, which was pink and in a room that was also mostly pink. The girl doing the audition popped her head and only her head into frame before slowly popping in fully, and was wearing a pink shirt with jean shorts, along with braces and a strawberry blonde ponytail on top of that.
Quipnay: "So, true story", she began. "Total Drama inspired me to make my own game where all the players are bugs. Hmmm. I guess you could say they're contest-ants."
Her braced face was wide as she pointed both fingers off screen, followed by a "ba-dum-tss" noise immediately after.
Quipnay: "Seriously though, I LOVE Total Drama. All the players were so funny and fun to watch, and I think I have what it takes to entertain all the guys and gals at home. Afterall, laughter is the best medicine."
The camera cut to her resting with the upper half of her body hanging off the bed, looking at it upside down.
Quipnay: "What would you call a reality show where your goal is to see who can pee the furthest? Urine it to Win It! Seriously, I got a million of 'em, guys", she said, holding out a small yet thick book full of jokes. "Oh, and I also do magic, if you guys are into that!"
She quickly scrambled off the bed and grabbed a magician's hat, a wand, and a small black cape before performing said trick, that being making a bird appear from her hat.
Quipnay: "Success! AH, no birdie, bad birdie!", she began to shout as the bird began to attack her. "Cast me for Total Drama please!"
AJ (The Idiot)
The camera showed an African American child with dreadlocks, a red hoodie that had torn up sleeves at the end, and a look of complete unawareness as he looked off to the side.
Mama: "AJ? AJ!"
AJ: "Huh! What!?"
Mama: "I'm recording… now, remember what Mama told you."
AJ: "Oh yeah. Ahem", he cleared his throat. "Hello Total Drama—"
He paused before taking a quick glance at his hand, as his hands and arms had what he was supposed to say written on them.
AJ: "—Pro…ducers?", he asked.
Mama: "That's right, baby…"
AJ: "Nailed it! Okay, I think I should be casted on the show because I'm strong, fast, and most of all, smart. Look out Total Drama cast, because this guy is ready to bring the pain! Was that good, Ma?"
Mama: "That was great baby! Now let's just hope these people actually take you…"
PJ (The Loner)
The next audition opened up to yet another female contestant. She wore a grey hoodie with a grey beanie to go along with, with dark blonde hair hanging just above her shoulders.
PJ: "Hey. I'm PJ, and this is my audition for Total Drama", she started with a smile on her face. "Even though I didn't watch the show reliably, I do have to commend the old cast members for coming back not once, but twice. Not too shocking though, it is a million bucks after all. Anyway, I think you should cast me because it would be a great opportunity to get some life experience and—"
Just then, in the middle of her sentence, her door busted wide open and two boys rushed inside, one bigger and one slightly smaller.
Jason: "Hey PJ, wanna wrestle?"
Mitch: "Yeah, I've been itching for a wrestle match all day!"
PJ: "Kinda in the middle of something, you guys…", she said, her previous enthusiasm, as well as her smile, gone now.
Mitch: "Ooo, what's this?", he said as he grabbed the camera.
PJ: "Hey—"
Mitch: "Go long, J!", he shouted before the camera was suddenly thrown.
The camera suddenly cut to PJ back in her previous spot, now with messy hair and the lack of obnoxious brothers in the background.
PJ: "Okay, I'm gonna cut the crap", she began, now with a look of aggravation. "Part of the reason I want to get on the show is to get away from—that. Although on top of that, soon enough I'm gonna have to put in college applications, and money is kinda tight in my house, so… Yeah… Listen, I may not look like the most impressive player out the gate, but you can trust that I'll give it my all. So… please take me into consideration."
Kevon (The Average Joe)
The camera was aimed still on a basketball hoop, with a ball perfectly swooshing through the net a few seconds later.
Kevon: "Nailed it! Ayyo, check up!", he shouted before the camera panned towards him.
It then showed an African American child with a frohawk, jeans, and a light blue shirt that had a yellow circle in the center along with yellow sleeves to match.
Kevon: "Why should I be casted on Total Drama?", he asked rhetorically, dribbling the ball and making shots as he spoke. "Well, I've always been the kinda guy who likes to try new things. Be adventurous, y'know? I see all those other guys doing paintball challenges, making their own horror flicks, traveling the world, all that stuff, and I think about just how cool it'd be if I were in their place. Really… I think the thing I'd be most excited about is meeting new people, potentially making lifelong friends. I'm definitely not the strongest guy you could get on your show, or the fastest, but I think I've got what it takes to win. Trust that."
As he finished his last sentence, he made one more attempt to make a shot in the hoop. Unfortunately, this one banged off the rim and hit him when he wasn't looking."
Kevon: "Ow!"
Mary Anne (The Beauty Queen)
The next audition opened up with a close up of the contestant's face.
Mary Anne: "Camera on Papa?", she asked before the camera man nodded. "Okay!"
As she backed up, she showed that was a tanned Hispanic girl with very curly yet short hair, which only went to her shoulders. She wore a pink crop top, which showed a pretty generous amount of stomach, along with an orange skirt. On top of that, she also wore a very noticeable amount of makeup, with even more noticeable makeup products in the background.
Mary Anne: "Hi, I'm Mary Anne!", she said with a very warm and inviting smile. "Okay, I never watched the old Total Drama seasons, but for as long as I can remember I've dreamt of being on a TV show. So when I heard that they were making a new season with a brand new cast, I thought it was the perfect time to make that dream come true! And it will come true. I'm funny, smart, talented, and I get along with everyone—"
As she finished that sentence, a tennis ball struck the side of her head, followed very quickly by childish laughter. Anne's previously light hearted smile then turned into a leering sneer, followed by an extremely hard lip bite.
Mary Anne: "Hey! WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT COMING IN MY ROOM YOU LITTLE TROLLS!", she shouted before quickly running out of frame.
The camera then cut to Anne, who now had messy hair, breathing rhythmically in an attempt to calm down.
Mary Anne: "—I mean, why wouldn't you want to cast me on your show?", she said rhetorically, her light hearted smile back now. "You can edit this right, Papa?"
He nodded.
Mary Anne: "Thanks!"
Jeff (The Coward)
The next audition started with the contestant in question lightly shaking the camera, as he was recording himself by hand. He was a moderately built guy, not buff but not scrawny either. He was white, had a plain purple shirt on along with jeans, and a very light stubble forming on his chin, not even noticeable from a distance.
Jeff: "Alright, so uh, true story", he started, his voice completely different from what one would expect, making him sound both older and younger at the same time. "I am recording this video at 3AM, because I just now realized that auditions are due in the morning. There's a bunch of noises going on in the background and uh—yeah… Really making me regret being alone in this house right now, but it is what it is… Anyway, why I want to be on Total Drama! Well, the money'd definitely be nice. Then I could move somewhere where the floors don't creek after every step. I think I'd make a great contestant because I'm hard working, great to get along with, and most of all, fierce. Nothing scares me—"
As he finished that sentence, the lights shut off due to a power outage, causing Jeff to scream and run out of the room.
Donnie (The Gamer)
The next audition began with the camera aimed at a bed and wall. Then the contestant's head popped into frame, as he was checking to see if it was on, before backing up into full view. He was a very scrawny African American child with a pretty standard haircut (nearly bald, but with a layer of hair still there). He also wore a jean jacket, along with a white t shirt underneath, and jean shorts to go along with.
Donnie: "Hey! So, first off, name's Donnie, and uh—", he paused. "I'm not gonna lie to you guys down at Camp Wawanakwa, my mom thinks I should sign up just to get outside the house. Which is true, all things considered… but I think that gives me an advantage, and I have these to thank for that!"
He then aimed his camera at his gaming shelf. To say that his game collection was huge would be a drastic understatement. Playstations from the original up to five, all incarnations of the X-Box, the Wii, Wii U, Switch, and dozens of games for each.
Donnie: "I feel like the amount of practice I've had playing games has honed my ability to be observant, y'know. Years of gaming has made me a better shot, improved my puzzle solving skills, attention to detail, and a bunch of other stuff. Nothing gets past m—"
The camera had cut off halfway into his sentence, as Donnie had forgotten to charge his camera prior to recording.
Natalia (The Tree Hugger)
The next audition opened up, surprisingly, in a dark wooden room lit only by the sunlight outside. In the center of the room was the next contestant, who was sitting on a carpet with crossed legs. She was a small petite Asian girl with a blue polo shirt, black skirt, and white stockings with white shoes. The shelf to her left contained an entire collection of books, huge ones at that.
Natalia: "Greetings friends", she spoke in a light tone. "I would like to audition for a spot in the brand-new Total Drama season. Though not the biggest fan of the show, I always enjoyed watching the contestants interact with each other, as well as the many, many animals. When I'm not reading, doing activities with family, or committing to my studies, I'm spending time doing community service at homeless shelters and animal rescue centers. Getting onto the show would give me ample opportunity to make new friends and interact with the island's wild life. Uhh—assuming they're not still mutated, that is—"
Just then, a bear had climbed through the open window and met eyes with the small girl. As Nat had experience with large animals, she was calm at first.
Natalia: "Why, hello Mr. Bear— ", she said with a smile before the bear roared at her and swatted the camera.
Liz (The Athlete)
The next audition opened up to a pull-up bar, followed by a girl, as one would expect, pulling herself up on them. She was a tanned Hispanic with short brunette hair, and she wore a skin tight light green track suit, along with blue shoes.
Liz: "96… 97… 98… 99… and… 100", she counted before eventually dropping down. "Woo, there we go. Hi, I'm Elizabeth, but my friends call me Liz, and I feel like getting on Total Drama is kinda like destiny, in some way. I mean, I've been competing in competitive sports every since I was 6, and I've earned trophies in numerous sports multiple times. From basketball, to soccer, baseball, swimming, you name it, and I've probably done it.", she said with a smile.
The camera then cut to her walking on her hands across a beam of some sort, making direct eye contact with the camera and not even having to look where she's moving.
Liz: "But make no mistake. I'm aware that strength isn't everything on a game show where what people think of you affects your chances of winning. That's one of the positives of my years upon years of training in sports. It's allowed me to increase my own physical and mental ability, but also my people skills and ability to work on a team."
As she finished that last sentence, she had reached the end of the beam and propelled herself off, doing four front flips in a cannonball formation before uncurling and doing a perfect landing without fault.
Liz: "So please, cast me in your new Total Drama season. I'll make your decision worthwhile."
Elliott (The Geek)
The next audition opened up with a fairly skinny boy. He was white, had dark brown hair, glasses, and a gap in the center of his teeth, which he gritted as he attempted to properly set up his camera. There was a lot of noise coming from the background, yet the area he was sitting in seemed rather isolated.
Elliott: "Hey guys", he began with a smile. "Elliott here. And uh—"
He then sat forward and turned his camera around, showing that he was currently in the bleachers at his school. While cheer leaders were cheering, the football team was throwing balls, and others were hanging out in their cliches, Elliott was all by his lonesome, tinkering with his stuff alone with his own thoughts.
Elliott: "This is my school. Yeah, can't wait to get away from this place for a whole 8 weeks, heh heh", he giggled awkwardly. "Anyway, I—"
Bryce: "Well, well, well, look at who we have here. Creeping up on the cheerleaders again, Smelliott?"
Elliott: "Come on, Bryce, not today. It's the last day of school—"
Bryce: "What is this— ", he asked before the camera was swiped, then turning around and facing a blonde football player with a rather chiseled chin.
Elliott: "C'mon man, that's my camera! I need it for my Total Drama audition!"
Bryce: "Total Drama audition, huh? Well, let me tell you something, TD Producers. Smelliott over here is nothing but a weirdo who lives in some fantasy where he thinks girls would wanna go out with him—"
Elliott: "Give it back!"
Bryce: "You want it back? Alright then…"
The camera then cut to Elliott, hanging in a tree from his underwear, camera still in hand.
Elliott: "Well", he sighed. "In case it's not obvious now, I'm not exactly the strongest guy around, especially not compared to guys on the football team… but I think brains is what really gets you far in these anyway. Please, put me in your show so I can show idiots like Bryce that I can do this. Thank you so much… Now, let me see if I can get myself loose—uh oh"
As he finished his sentence, a branch snapped due to his weight and shifting, causing him to fall.
Elliott: "YOWWW! Ohhhh", he groaned upon impact.
Gordon (The Vlogger)
The next audition opened up, once again, in a school, aimed at an open school locker. The next contestant then quickly walked into frame, shutting the locker as he did so. He was a scrawny, lightly tanned Hispanic guy with an orange and white stripped sweater vest, and cargo shorts to go along with.
Gordon: "Hey, name's Gordon, and if you don't know me now, you will", he said with a confident smile. "Why should I be casted on Total Drama you ask? Well for one I've already got a bit of experience in the entertainment field. You're looking at one of the most popular, well-rated vloggers in the state."
Jimmy: "Hey Gordon, saw your most recent upload last night. Funny stuff, man."
Gordon: "Thanks Jim. Anyway, cast me if you want a strong competitor, who's here and ready to liven up your show with his vlogging skills. You won't regret it", he said before winking at the camera.
Nikki (The Crazy One)
The next contestant was a tanned Hawaiian girl with a short red top, short grass skirt, and a yellow flower in her hair. She sat on a swing in a park lightly kicking her legs, seemingly alone since there were no audible voices in the area around her, and she a had a relatively innocent looking smile on her face.
Nikki: "Hi! Okay, so my name is Nikki, and I've been watching your show for as long as I can remember! Me and my brothers would always try and copy challenges on the show, even though every episode started with a warning that said NOT to do that, but who cares about that, we had a blast anyway—"
Butch: "HEY YOU!", a man yelled off in the distance.
Nikki: "Oh crap—", she said, her innocent face now turned into one of pure fear and shock.
Butch: "What'd I tell you would happen if you broke into my house and stole my camera again!"
Nikki: "Well, that's Nikki's signal to skedaddle…"
The camera cut to a completely new location, that location being the top of someone's house. The assumption could be made that Nikki had ran from that man, but one wouldn't be able to tell from the fact that her breath was fine, she wasn't sweating, and she looked as calm as she was when the tape started.
Nikki: "Anyway, cast me on your show because I think it would be totally fun! And I'm sure you producers down there would get a kick out of having a girl like me."
Butch: "I'M GONNA FIND YOU KID!"
Nikki: "…"
Nikki: "Bye!"
Steven (The Lively One)
The next audition opened up with yet another, though very light skinned, Hispanic contestant, without an accent as well. He wore a green shirt, which had a stripe that was an even lighter shade of green which ran from his collar to the bottom of his shirt, jeans, and a very light beard on his chin.
Steven: "This thing finally on?", he said. "Alright cool, Jesus Christ. Had to run all the way to the store to get batteries for this thing…"
The mildly annoyed contestant then backed up a few feet and cleared his throat.
Steven: "Anyway, what's good, TD Producers, name's Steven, and I got two huge reasons for why I should be casted this season. One, there just aren't enough Hispanics man", he joked. "That alone should be enough of reason, but the icing on the cake is I'm also a parkour master!"
He then proceeded to run towards the wall to his right and attempt to do a back flip off of it. Unfortunately for him, his proclaimed "parkour master" status was a bit inaccurate, causing him to fall on his face multiple times, each time followed immediately by a cut. Eventually though, he did manage to land that flip, but not without bruising his eye.
Steven: "Man, can't believe I did that on my first try, heh heh", he giggled awkwardly. He then cleared his throat once more before speaking again. "Okay, seriously though, I've been watching the show for a while now, and I just think it'd be a pretty fuckin cool experience to have. Plus, the money would be very much appreciated. Think about it", he ended with a smile.
Ajit (The Foreigner)
The next audition began in the woods, surprisingly enough, with luscious green grass and trees flooding the shot.
Ajit: "Greetings, TD people!", he said as his head popped into frame, before immediately popping back out. In the brief two seconds he was pushed into frame, the next contestant was shown to be an Indian boy with very dark hair, who was sweating profusely but keeping calm in spite of that. The camera picked up on him constantly dipping in and out of frame for unknown reasons, as the shot was too close to see.
Ajit: "My name's Ajit, and this is my audition for your new show! I don't mean to be blowing my own instrument, or anything, but I think I have a solid chance of survival on the island. See, my people have raised me from the dirt, the trees, and stuff made from our bare hands. Lately, we haven't been too close, but this show is my chance to show them what I'm made of! I get to show them just how strong, fast, agile, and durable I can be on my own. You hear that, guys?"
The camera then zoomed out and showed exactly why Ajit had been dipping in and out of frame. He was tied to a stick and being spun around a fire like a rotisserie chicken, with numerous people standing around him and watching him cook with savage expressions on their faces.
Ajit: "That's all for now. Consider casting me on your show! Please…"
Aaron (The Eater)
The next audition began in a food court within a mall, of all places. The next contestant was a big guy. Not as big as previous players such as Owen or B, but chubby and bigger than pretty much every contestant thus far. He was yet another Hispanic without an accent, and he relaxed alone at the food court with red basketball shorts and a plain white T-shirt with a picture of fries on it.
Aaron: "Okay guys, here's the reasons why I should be casted in the new season of Total Drama…"
He paused before proceeding to look around, as if he were checking to see if he were being watched.
Aaron: "Between you and me", he whispered, "my Mom wants me to sign up for the show so I can quote on quote 'get exercise'. She just doesn't get it though… I mean—how many people do you get who can do this!?"
As he finished that sentence, he slammed his fist on the table so hard that it launched his plate of pizza into the air, which prompted him to hold his head up, eyes closed, tongue out ready for cheesy goodness. However, he miscalculated the trajectory of the launch, causing the pizza to just barely miss his mouth and hit his closed eyes instead. His then waiting smile turned into an unsatisfied frown, tongue still hanging out while the pizza stood there.
Sabrina (The Spoiled Brat)
The next audition opened up with a girl holding two outfits on either side of her. She was dressed in all red pajamas, with black polka dots all over them. On top of that, she was a natural red head with her hair in short pig tails.
Sabrina: "Which one do you think I should wear on the show?", she asked, before realizing the recording started and tossing aside both articles of clothing. "Oh. Hiiii, I'm Sabrina. Okay, I would be such a good person to have on your show! I'm funny, smart, am really great with people, and ratings will literally sky rocket if I'm on it. Plus, my dad owns an entire studio network, and promised me that I'd get my own TV show when I was little."
Rich: "Your hot chocolate, Ms. Price?"
Sabrina: "Did you remember to melt the marshmallows?", she asked with a raised eyebrow.
Rich: "Er—no, Ms. Price…"
Sabrina: "Take it back then please, thanks", she said before the elderly butler begrudgingly exited the room. "Now where was I… Oh. Anyway, being casted in this show would be a great opener for me for when I eventually get my own TV show. So, your ratings shoot up, and so does my future career. Everybody wins!"
Rich: "Your hot chocolate, Ms. Price. This time with the marshmallows melted."
Sabrina: "Thanks, Rich. You're a life saver." she said before sipping her hot chocolate, and spitting it out because it was too hot.
Michael (The Jokester)
The next audition began outside, with the next contestant crouch walking behind some bushes. He was a moderately muscular guy with curly and messy hair, several freckles spread across his face and cheeks, and jeans and white under shirt. He had a look of sly maliciousness spread across his face.
Michael: "Alright, Total Drama Producers", he whispered. "For my audition I'm gonna be getting some well-deserved revenge. See that old fart over there?"
He pointed the camera towards a man, probably in his 50s, walking out of a store with a pack of muffins
Michael: "Today you can get 3 muffins for the price of one, and this guy messed up and charged me for 3 muffins. Then when I said 'Hey buddy, you charged me for all three of the muffins', he kicked me out the store and ate all three of them on his break. Well… he's about to get what's coming to him…"
Michael then pointed the camera towards the man's car, showing the man licking his lips in preparation for the chocolaty goodness he was about to taste in his car. However, upon opening the door, the man was met with a jet stream of mystery fluid that knocked him on his ass, continuing to hit him as it did so.
Greg: "What the hell!?"
He then attempted to close the door, but every attempt to sit up was met with him slipping once more. Michael then ran over to the scene of the crime and, in one swift motion, jumped, grabbed the muffins, slid away on the fluid as if it was ice, then made it back to dry ground before continuing to run.
Michael: "Thanks for the muffins, jackass!", he shouted before laughing maniacally.
Greg: "You son of a—I'll kill you!"
Michael: "Anyway, that's why I should be casted this season", he said, still running. "Trust me, these new people won't know what hit em!"
Gretchen (The Muscle)
The next showed a tall Russian girl who, for lack of a better description, was stacked. She had on a grey short and a grey shirt that had no sleeves, as a means of letting her beefy arms breathe, with a large red X that went from her shoulders to the bottom of her shirt before looping back around. She was in the process of moving large crates onto a truck, doing so by lifting them and casually chucking them on board. Lord only knew how heavy they were.
Gretchen: "Greetings, Total Drama people's", she said in a Russian accent. "I am recording audition for new season. Been moving heavy things for most of life. Body is like tank. I'm fast, strong, and most importantly, team player. So cast me. You won't regret decision."
As she finished her last sentence, she chucked yet another crate onto the truck without looking, this time hitting someone.
Gretchen: "Oops…"
Jane (The Real One)
The next contestant was an African American girl who was, although not fat, definitely bigger than previous female contestants up to this point. On top of that, she wore light blue jean shorts, a white shirt with a heart symbol in the center that was split in two by a yellow arrow, and she rocked a small afro with golden hoop ear rings.
Jane: "What's up y'all, it's ya girl Jane", she said. "Dropping by for a shot at being in the new Total Drama season. Why should I be casted? Well, for one I keep things real. So many people on these shows are fake, always running around lying or making up stories and whatever. Me? I'll say I don't like you straight to ya face, and that's not something I can say about most people where I'm from. On top of that, I've also faced plenty of people who thought it'd be cute to get in my face. So, if you want a strong player who'll make sure your reality show stays a reality, I'm the girl you pick, ain't no doubt about that", she finished with a smile.
Gavin (The Brit)
The next audition began inside a blue painted room. The contestant was an averaged sized British boy, not big but not scrawny either, wearing blue jeans along with a red, white, and blue T-Shirt with the design of the UK flag on it.
Gavin: "How's it goin, lads", he said. "Name's Gavin, and this is my audition for the upcoming Total Drama season. Been watching the show ever since I was a lad, and I always thought the show, in spite of how dangerous it could be, also looked rather fun."
The camera then cut to Gavin outside on top of a roof, sitting in a shopping cart with nothing but blue swim shorts on.
Gavin: "For my audition, I'm gonna be doing a little challenge of my own", he said, before the camera turned towards a ramp connected to the roof, which went into a giant loop-de-loop into yet another ramp. "I'm gonna go down this ramp, through the loop-de-loop, off the second ramp, grab the basketball, shoot it into the net, do a front flip, and cannonball into the pool! On the count of three. One… two… three!"
He propelled himself forward inside the cart, gaining momentum as he went down the first ramp. However, rather than looping around and gaining back more momentum as expected, Gavin made it to the very top of the loop, stopped, and fell.
Gavin: "Gow, BOLLOCKS!", he shouted. Deciding not to let the pain be for nothing however, he kept going. "U-U-Uh, anyway, cast me on your show! I promise to make it worth your while! MUM! I think I broke something!"
Ronda (The Leader)
The final audition began inside a clear white room with a white board in the center of the shot. Shortly after, a moderately built Asian girl walked into frame. She wore long camo pants along with a long-sleeved jacket that was also camo, with a black shirt underneath. To top it all off, her hair was wrapped up in a small brunette bun.
Ronda: "Greetings, Chris McClean. Yes, I know you're watching this", she said calmly, yet with authority in her voice. "I don't want to bore you with all the details regarding why I want to be on the show, or what I'd want to do with the million dollars if I won, so I'll cut to the chase. To put it plainly, I am most likely the most qualified contestant you'll have out of all the other auditions. My boot camp training has allowed me to hone my strength, speed, durability, and most importantly, discipline. Sure, there may be someone stronger than me, but anything I lack compared to others is quickly balanced due to my altruistic drive to win. I will eradicate anyone who tries to be cute and get in my way of winning, which is exactly the kind of contestants you're looking for, isn't it? So please, consider putting me on my show. Afterall, my track record only makes me a logical choice. Thanks.", she finished with a smile.