Escape Crazy Driving from the Dark Enforcers
Jaune and Pyrrha quickly made their way inside the restaurant to see what was going on inside, and their fear came true when they saw Velvet dancing on the counter while a music from the old record player was playing and most of the guys are enjoying the show.
"A joke doesn't sit there on your brain!" Velvet sang and looked at one guy.
"Cool pants. Who's your tailor, Taylor Swift?" Velvet joked as she twirls around.
"My sweetheart, Jaune! A nice guy like knight who makes my heart feel so tight that I could either burst!" Velvet pulled Jaune in with her ears for a nose snuggling and a quick peak on the lips.
"Or make my head spin that I could fly with ears like a helicopter that I…!" Velvet spined a guy's hair so fast making him, and the others laugh.
"I… I would love to raise some Cain. Believe me, it's no strain. It feels so great cause I'm so tight and look, there's no pain!" Velvet took a plate and smash it on her head.
"No pain. No pain. No pain. No pain. No pain." Velvet repeatedly smashing plates on her head because the record player isn't working right anymore.
"Jaune, stop her!" Pyrrha begged worry about the girl's health and the plates.
Jaune quickly turn off the record player stopping Velvet from hitting more plates on her head and now looking dizzy with her eyes swirling, she fell over as Jaune catches her in his arms and look to the little crowd feeling a bit awkward.
"Okay, huh, hope you all enjoy yourselves and… Don't drink too much." Jaune said before quickly leaving with Pyrrha behind him.
Jaune carries Velvet into the secret room and settle her on the bed.
"I'll stay outside to clean up the broken plates." Pyrrha offered.
"Sorry about those plates, Pyrrha." Jaune apologized.
"Don't worry, the plates were getting old, and the boss wanted to get ride of them. So, Velvet actually did him a favor." Pyrrha explained before leaving.
"Man, I really got myself hard on those plates." Velvet exclaimed.
"Velvet, what was that out there? You could have gotten yourself into serious trouble if one of those guys ratted you out!" Jaune scolded her though in a slight soft tone.
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself when I wanted to make people laugh and it looked like those guys could use some laughs." Velvet stated.
"And what makes you think laughter will make those guys on your side?" Jaune asked.
"Well, that's what my dad always told me." Velvet looked down in shame with her ears down too.
"I'm sorry, I know you just wanted to make people." Jaune sighed, hugging Velvet into his arms.
"My dad always told me that laughter is a powerful weapon when we got nothing else on us, that can take away the bad feelings and bringing people together and I took those words to heart." Velvet explained.
"Yeah, he sounded really wise for a guy who does jokes for a living." Jaune smiled and twirl on her ear making her giggle.
"So, does this mean you're going to punish this cute bunny?" Velvet asked looking at him in the eyes.
"Well, you did blow your cover." Jaune chuckled.
"Then you better make sure that I listen to you next time." Velvet smirked.
Jaune and Velvet start kissing each other with their arms wrapping onto their bodies, his left hand went down to her bunny butt giving it a good squeeze making her moan in the kiss, the two would have gone further when a red light in the secret room and an alarm sound went off getting their attention.
"Pyrrha, something is going on at the restaurant." Jaune worried.
Jaune and Velvet quickly went over the pipping hole to see what is going on outside.
(With Pyrrha)
"(Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Why did he have to come here of all places?)" Pyrrha thought worried when she saw someone Jaune warned her about.
Swollac walks into the restaurant with his men as he looks usually yet scary at the folks here for a moment before speaking.
"Hello everyone, I hope I was disturbing your time for I am on a hunt. The hunt… of a murder." Swollac announced.
Swollac starts walking around while the people in the restaurant try not to look at him in the eyes fearing he could smell fear from them.
"Rabbit girl with white hair, some red colors, and ears that makes yea tall." Swollac grabbed a sleeve of a one-arm military soldier to make height.
"Excuse me, sir, but you're clearly scaring the costumers and we have not a rabbit girl. So, would you kindly leave?" Pyrrha asked.
"You better watch who you're talking to, missy!" Junior growled, but Swollac stop him with a face up.
"Worry not, I didn't come here to scare anyone… Today." Swollac walked over to a chalkboard.
"I came here to announce a reward." Swollac smirked which got most of the people's attention.
Swollac grab a handkerchief from a cowgirl's hat giving her a look that made her gulp and takes off her hat, he uses that handkerchief on the chalkboard to erase most of the words and write on though the way he uses the chalk is making all that screeching noise hurting everyone's ears, including the Faunus with sensitive hearing like Velvet' rabbit ears.
Swollac finish his writing and drop the chalk, revealing what he wrote is fifty thousand dollars making everyone shock if that number mean what they think he means.
"I don't like the looks of that." Jaune worried.
"This here is the reward money to anyone who would tell me the whereabouts of Velvet Rabbit, tell where she is now and the money is all yours." Swollac explained.
"Damn it, he's trying to use humanity's greed to get them talking." Jaune feared.
"Now, who here wants to be rich and hand me that rabbit girl?" Swollac asked.
At first, nobody has spoken even though they would like that kind of money for their own needs for other things in their life, but they would also remember of how ruthless this man is when he catches a criminal and kills them which means he would also kill Velvet too if he caught her. Swollac glares at everyone trying to see if there is anyone in this dump of a restaurant going to talk about Velvet, otherwise he may have to use "other means" of getting these people to talk.
"Hey!" A guy raised his hand.
"I know something about a rabbit girl?" The guy smirked.
"Oh, do you now?" Swollac asked with a smirk.
"Velvet, get ready to make a run for it." Jaune said as he holds onto her hand while Velvet is shaking a little in fear.
"Barny, please don't." Velvet preyed that the guy she spins his hair earlier, Barny doesn't rat her out to his insane enforcer.
Swollac stop in front of the guy leaning his face closer with his grin spreading a big further as he couldn't wait to get his hands on that stupid rabbit girl.
"Now, my good man, tell me where the rabbit girl is?" Swollac asked.
Pyrrha became worried that Barny is going to tell his judge guy where Velvet is hiding along with her and Jaune's involvement, everyone waited for Barny to answer as he nods a little and move his right arm holding it in the air.
"Right here, Lola Bunny as she is "low" to you." Barny joked.
Hearing this causes everyone except for Swollac to laugh as the judge is looking angry that his man dares to play fool on him, even Junior and his boys were laughing a little until they calm themselves down.
"Wow, that scared me there." Jaune sighed in relief.
"Told laughter is a powerful thing." Velvet smirked.
"Oh my, it would seem everyone thinks they're a bunch of jokers." Swollac pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Well, I just hope you and Lola have some time to… Clean up your act." Swollac slammed Barny's head onto the table and threw him away to a few people.
"BUT I am here on serious business to carry out justice and I will not rest until I find that girl." Swollac declared.
Then the judge notices a record player with a record disk on it with the needle away from it as he picks up the record disk, and turns off the record player, looking at the title of the song.
"The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down." Swollac chuckled.
"This is quite the… looney, childish song for an adult restaurant." Swollac commented as everyone looks away.
Swollac took a close look at the record then sniff it with his nose, sniffing it very deeply until his eyes widen.
"The rabbit girl was here!" Swollac shouted and threw the record disk at one of his men right on the mouth and knocking him down.
This causes Junior and the others to laugh at the guy thinking it was funny and stupid for one of their own to be knocked down by something so light like a record disk.
Swollac stomps his foot hard that made a loud echo causing Junior and his men to quickly stop laughing and look toward their boss, seeing the angry look on his face frightens them as he marches forward to them.
"I believe I made myself clear that I do NOT wish to hear anymore laughter within my presence, you boys don't have to end up like the last group of fools who laughed too hard around me, do you?" Swollac asked with a finger under Junior's chin.
"No, no, no, boss! We know the rules!' Junior said as the other men nodded rapidly.
"Good, I would have to replace another group." Swollac said.
"So, boss, are we going to search the whole place to find the rabbit girl?" One short man asked.
"No need for the searching because the rabbit girl is going to come to me." Swollac smirked and taps on the counter.
"What is he doing?" Jaune wondered.
"If Velvet Rabbit is anything like her father inheriting all the funnies, then she too cannot resist the old Shave and Haircut song trick." Swollac walked around and tap onto anything with the song.
"Okay, there is no way you could…" Jaune gasped when he saw his bunny lover twisting and groaning as if she's about to explode.
"Velvet! Velvet, no!" Jaune quickly hugged Velvet trying to calm her down, but it doesn't appear her shaken is slowing down.
Swollac kept tapping until he stops at one wall where Jaune and Velvet are on the other side as the young detective boy tries to get Velvet to stop.
"Shave and a haircut." Swollac sang softly.
Suddenly Velvet burst right through the wall behind Swollac as she could no longer contain herself.
"Two bits!" Velvet shouted lovely, then grab in the neck by Swollac.
"Finally got you!" Swollac chuckled.
"Hey Boss, what do we do with the snooping kid?" Junior asked pointing his knife at Jaune with is hands in the air.
"We'll deal with him later, right now it's time to carry on a sentence." Swollac smirked evilly.
"Judge Swollac, please hear me out. Velvet didn't kill Marvin Acme, if you can just give us some time…" Jaune tried to reason with the judge.
"Time which is not on your side right now. Hope you enjoy this little show because you're going to be next soon." Swollac revealed causing Velvet to go pale.
"No, no, please! You can take me, but not Jaune!" Velvet begged.
Jaune tries to think of something to do, something to help Velvet escape from this madman and go somewhere to hide hoping with more time to solve this case even though he only has until midnight tonight.
His eyes widen to a glass cup and a memory came into his head of how Velvet reacted when having a cup of liquor.
"Last drink!" Jaune yelled just in time when Swollac's poison fangs were about to touch Velvet's neck.
"What was that?" Swollac asked.
"I just thought that I could have one last drink with Velvet before she goes off to the big comedy house in the sky." Jaune said as he slowly walks over to Pyrrha.
"Pyrrha, get a cup of liquor and make it double. Trust me." Jaune whispered to Pyrrha who nods.
"How about it, just one last drink?" Jaune asked.
"I guess I could use a cold drink before going off to the fiery pits of Hell." Swollac allowed.
"Just hope you know better than your uncle ever did." Swollac muttered, but Jaune was able to hear that.
"Velvet, remember how you reacted when you drank that cup back at Maroon's office." Jaune asked whispering.
"That couldn't handle it?" Velvet seemed to recall most of that night and saw Jaune wink at her.
"Here you go, Velvet. Hope the God treats you better than this man." Pyrrha glared at Swollac.
"Thank you." Velvet thanked holding the cup of liquor.
Velvet gulps wondering if this plan would work, but she looks at Jaune with a strong belief in his eyes as if he is telling that in silence that this plan is going to work, and she believes him fully if she wants to clear her name.
"Bottoms up." Velvet drank the whole cup and a second later, she started to twist just like last time she drank, next came the loud whistling.
"Take out the goons!" Jaune said to Pyrrha.
Both lovers have start fighting the goons while Swollac is trying to cover his eyes from that loud noise. Pyrrha took down each man with one or two hits in with her marital art skills while Jaune was struggling a little with Cardin as he pushes him down on the counter, Jaune bit him on the thumb hard causing Cardin to let go out knock him down with a bottle.
"Whoa, that was crazy." Velvet moaned as she starts to calm down and drag out by Jaune.
The three lovers ran out of the restaurant trying to see which way to go.
"Great plan, Jaune!" Velvet complimented.
"Thanks, now we just need to get out of here." Jaune looked for a way.
"Let use their truck!" Pyrrha suggested pointing at Junior's truck with a taxi car hooked behind.
They enter the truck only to find there is no key inside.
"Hey, you bastards, let me out of here! I got to make a living!" A man's voice shouted from the back.
"Benny, is that you?" Velvet asked.
"No, is Martin Luther King Jr. Now get me out of here!" Benny shouted.
"Guys, we got a ride! Come on!" Velvet hopped.
They hurry to the back opening the back door revealing a black man wearing a yellow suit while Pyrrha unhook the taxi.
"Benny, what were you doing in there?" Velvet asked.
"They locked me up for parking in front of fire hydrant." Benny answered.
"Seriously?" Jaune surprised.
"Seriously, it was only for a couple of minutes." Benny shrugged.
"Benny, we need to get out of here! Someplace where we can hide!" Velvet said as everyone got in.
"Then hold onto your butts because we're going fast!" Benny pushed the petal to the metal, driving off.
"Hey, they freed the cab driver!" Russel pointed at the getaway taxi driver.
"After them!" Junior ordered as they got in their truck and drove after them.
Benny drove past the cars on the street as he saw Junior and his goons are right on their tail making some hard turns and maneuvers, but that also got the attention of two policemen on their motorcycles going after them.
"Oh great, now the cops are on our tail." Jaune groaned.
"Don't worry, I got a way to get them off our tail." Benny said before making a sharp left turn driving right into an alleyway.
Suddenly Junior showed up from the other side.
"We're concerned!" Velvet panicked hugging both Jaune and Pyrrha.
Benny was smirking seeing this and pulled a lever causing the taxi car to raise and going over Junior's truck, this surprises the goons and the policemen as they crash their bikes on the truck and were sent flying over it too.
"When you're riding with Benny, nothing stops this car." Benny laughed as he went onto bridge.
"That was something." Jaune shocked.
"Now, about that place to hide?" Pyrrha asked.
"I know just the place and if you ever need a ride from me again, just stick out your thumb." Benny said.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Jaune, Pyrrha, and Velvet managed to escape from the dark enforcers of Judge Swollac after what happened at the restaurant and now, they'll have to hide out elsewhere to figure out what to do next and Jaune may find something else.
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