A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a long time... this is actually the first time I updated this story on this computer. Aways... due to people not wanting the harem to not have mostly OCs with the expectation of Tashegi and Kuina (whom I'm counting) the harem will mostly contain OCs... that's why I stared a poll for this story on my profile to see if Vivi, Robin or both should fall in love with Zoro... please vote there and not in reviews and remember its depends on you're vote... anyways enjoy the chapter... oh and Yay! 1,000 hits!

Chapter 5: I am Not Crazy!

Zoro stared at Kuina… he just stared at her…

"What?" asked Kuina.

"Aren't you supposed to be coming up with your plan on getting you sister toy join us?" asked Zoro.

"I'm not supposed to live your side unless your asleep or it's an emergency…" said Kuina, "Since your not asleep… I didn't mess up another healing spell I have to stay on the ship."

"Can I give your permission?" asked Zoro.

"Sadly no… all you have to do is…" said Kuina but before she finished her sentence Zoro was asleep, "I should have figured…"

Kuina sighed… thought at least he was asleep… she immediately disappeared.

Meanwhile in Rouge Town, one Sergeant Tashegi was walking back from sparring with her fellow Marines at the base. She was Kuina's twin sister and looked just like an older version of Kuina… except for wore glasses. Kuina appeared next to her and sighed, "How am I going to do this?"

She decided to knock off her glasses.

"My glasses…" said Tashegi bending down on the floor to get to them.

Kuina sighed and placed her fingers on her long lost living sister's forehead, "I allow her to see me! Tashegi!"

Tashegi managed to find her glasses… she stared at the Angel in front of her blinking… the girl looked just like her but younger.

"Hey sis…" said Kuina.

Tashegi backed into a wall and screamed… it wasn't everyday someone saw what appeared to be their dead twin sister standing front them.

"You… you can't be real." Said Tashegi.

"I am, I'm a Guardian Angel of a friend of mine from life and he needs your help." Said Kuina.

"Why?" asked Tashegi.

"See when I was healing him I sort of made a spell that made 1/20 woman fall in love with them." Said Kuina, "And he needs from moral support."

"I don't know with you're even real." Said Tashegi.

Kuina managed to grab Tashegi sword just as other Marines walked into the hall.

"Ghost!" both of them cried.

"You're the only that can see me." Said Kuina.

"I see…" said Tashegi with a sweat drop.

""I really need you to be there for my friend." Said Kuina.

"Sure, what's his name?" asked Tashegi, sure this was really weird right now… but as she learned go along with something until you know what's going on.

"Roronoa Zoro…" said Kuina with a small laugh.

"What! There's no way I'm going to help that bounty hunter!" yelled Tashegi.

"Um… he's a pirate now…" said Kuina with a small laugh.

Tashegi stared at Kuina, "You're kidding… right?" she asked, "There's now way I will help! So there!"

"Fine then… if that's how it is… then you will suffer the consequence of not joining… you're one of only three people who an see me right now… you have to help him, there's no way I can change what I did!" said Kuina who fleet a strange tug, "I have to go now, Zoro needs me."

Kuina disappeared and Tashegi shook her head and ran off, "I'm just seeing things… that it."

Back on the Going Merry, Zoro began to rub his eye, when Kuina appeared.

"Don't do that!" he yelled.

"Sorry…" said Kuina.

"So… how did it go?" asked Zoro.

"She's not going to join." Said Kuina, "But I do have a plan to get her out of the Marines by the time we get there! This is going to be so much fun!"

Kuina began to laugh evilly, Zoro began to scoot from his Guardian Angel… after all it was never a good sign that when you're Guardian Angel was laughing evilly... right?

Over the course of the next few days. Kunai would follow her sister around when Zoro was taking a nap, the things ranged from talking to her with extremely annoying subjects, prompting to yelled out "Shut up" to flinging things are other Marines and since she was invisible Tashegi would get the blame… it got to the point where after a few days she had to talk to Smoker.

"Tashegi…" said Smoker with a sigh, "We need to talk about your behavior lately."

"It's not my fault it's the sprit of my dead sister, she haunting me!" said Tashegi.

Smoker stared at Tashegi, sure he knew about her late sister who died before they ever had a chance to meet… Smoker just sighed… Tashegi was like a daughter to him… however this was came from the higher ups after hearing about Tashegi's behavior… usually he didn't agree with them… but for once he did… especially since he's her recent behavior as well.

"Tashegi… I hate to tell you this…" said Smoker.

Meanwhile on the Going Merry it was peaceful happy time, the sun was shining, the birds were singing Usopp just got some hot souse in his eyes.

"My eyes!" he yelled.

"I think I have some eye drops! Calm down!" cried Mari.

"No way!" yelled Nami.

"What is it?" asked Sanji.

Nami held up something it was a wanted poster for Luffy.

"All right we're wanted!" yelled Luffy.

"You're wanted!" corrected Nami.

"That's amazing Luffy!" cheered Mari.

Elsewhere by the bow Zoro was trying to sleep.

"Well looks like Luffy's wanted." Said Kuina.

"Yeah…" said Zoro, "So… how has things been going."

"I've been stuff in front of her commanding officer, he's a tough and scary guy with a Logia Devil Fruit… but he often acts like Tashegi's father so I think he'll force her into a leave of absence." Said Kuina.

"Are you sure?" asked Zoro.

"That and divine intervention... let's just say that the higher ups know about my screw up and agree that my sister should get involved in this." Said Kuina.

"How big did you screw up?" asked Zoro looking at Kuina.

"Sorry that's classified." Said Kuina sticking her tongue out.

Zoro stared at her, "You're kidding right?"

"Anyways…" said Kunai who pointed to a nearby island.

"Hey! There's an island!" Said Zoro.

"Oh wow!" yelled Luffy.

"That's that island where Rouge Town is… the place where Gold Rogers born and died." Said Nami.

"Really I didn't know that!" yelled Luffy, he already knew they were heading there due to Kuna's sister being there (she told him about that).

"You want to go there?" asked Nami.

"Of course I do!" yelled Luffy.

Sometime later they landed on the island.

"All right! I'm going to find the execution platform!" yelled Luffy who ran away.

"Um… Zoro…" said Mari blushing, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to look for new swords." Said Zoro which was the half truth… the full truth was that he was going to look for Kuina's sister then go buy new swords, "By the way, anyone have any money I could barrow?"

"I do!" said Nami, "But it will coast you 300 percent interest."

"Sure whatever." Said Zoro.

"Don't…" cried Mari but Nami b3gna to drag her away, "Come on Butterfly we're going shopping together."

"Well at least she's gone." Said Zoro.

"Yeah…" nodded Kuina.

And so the two headed to find Tashegi.

Meanwhile in the middle of town, Tashegi was muttering under her breath… "I can't believe he agreed that I needed a 6 month break… I mean… I'm not crazy… right?" she muttered.

"So you're Tashegi…" said a voice.

She looked to find extremely ugly pirates.

"You know Captain Smoker captured our captain." Said one of the pirates.

"Maybe by taking you out we can have our revenge." Said the other.

"Today is not my day…" muttered Tashegi who then took out the sword she was carrying… unaware one of the people watching this was Zoro who wanted to help out.

"I have to help her." Said Zoro.

"No need… she can handle it." Said Kuina.

"How do you know?" asked Zoro.

Zoro watched as Tashegi single handily took down the two pirates… then tripped on her face knocking away her glasses… Zoro deiced to her with her glasses.

"Thank you…" said Tashegi as she put them on… then Zoro got a good look at her.

"You're…" said Zoro.

"Good… you two finally meet" Said Kuina.

"You!" yelled Tashegi, "You know I got a 6 leave of absence because of you!"

"6 months… wow… just fore a few days of strange behavior." Said Kuina with a smirk, "By the way… this is Zoro."

"Um… hi…" said Zoro with a sweat drop.

"Wait… you can see her too?" asked Tashegi.

"Well yeah…" said Zoro with a sweat drop.

"Um… maybe we should go someplace pirate… like an alley way… or something. I mean… everyone's staring at us." Said Kuina.

It was indeed true… everyone was staring at both of them… well the three of them but Kuina was invisible.

"Fine…" sighed Tashegi.

Meanwhile in a store… both Nami and Mari were shopping.

"So… why do like Zoro again?" asked Nami in disbelief.

"I don't know… I just do… I can't say why… I just… do…" said Mari who began to blush.

"I know we haven't really talked in 10 years but you can do better." Said Nami.

"But…" said Mari.

Nami sighed, "Fine… just don't get you're heart broken."

Back in some alley…

"Why do I have to join you're silly pirate crew." Said Tashegi.

"You have to act Zoro's body guard… you know… for romance…" said Kuina, "I'd do it… but right now I'm invisible and physically 13… I won't be able to do it until I reach a few more levels."

"So your saying… pretend to be his girlfriend… in a way?" asked Tashegi.

"Sort of… it's rather complicated… just pretend you're into him and follow him around… it might deter some woman who fell in love form approaching him." Said Kuina.

"You're kidding… can't I just use Mari!" yelled Zoro who found out why Tashegi was needed.

"Mari is under the spell and can't see me… Tashegi is unaffected and can… and besides…" said Kuina, "She's the sister I never knew I had."

Tashegi sighed, well at least there was another reason, Tashegi began to twitch while Kuina did practically ruin her carrier… they were still sister who never got a chance to meet an be sisters...

"Fine… I'll join…" muttered Tashegi.

"More divine intervention?" asked Zoro.

"I don't know… I need to ask." Said Kuina.

"Do you know of any good sword shops… I need buy two swords." Said Zoro.

"Yuhi, I do…" sighed Tashegi.

"Let's go…" said Zoro.

And so Tashegi unwillingly joined the crew, not knowing what sort of things she will get involved with in the future. Especially since she's going to be tangled up more than any girl that will fall in love with Zoro.

Next Time: Zoro, Kuina and Tashegi go sword shopping... hopefully nothing will go wrong... right? However thing go wrong fast when two old enemies of Luffy's show up and try to kill him! And will they manage to leave the town alive? Find out next time!