Hey, guys! Sora and BD are here with the latest chapter of 'Emerald Rabbit's Warren.' In this chapter, Izuku and Ochako try to find ways to keep their date private. And it doesn't exactly go so well. See what happens when both parties deal with the repercussions after getting caught. Crazy hijinks and mayhem ensues. Enjoy!

Gravitational Attraction. (Part II) (Ochako x Izuku/ Emerald Gravity)

Ochako had to be as inconspicuous as possible. It was after curfew and the last thing she wanted to do was to be caught and get a demerit. Or worse, the unsettling nosiness from her classmates. The fallacy of being the daughter of construction workers, money comes and goes. Although her parents didn't mind helping her buy a new dress for her first date, bills still needed to be paid.

"$40!" Ochako said with a blank expression. "This is barely enough to fill a tank of gas." Nevertheless, it was forty more dollars in her pocket than she had earlier, she was thankful for her parent's aid, even if it was very small. For a moment, she thought she heard the sound of lint bunnies frolicing in her pocket.

With the date in less than twenty-four hours, she needed a dress and a dress fast. However, here was the dilemma - the shopping centers wouldn't open until the following morning. If she were to leave, then her friends would want to know about her whereabouts. She was a terrible liar and the obviosity of her lies would show on her face. Even if she successfully succeeds in avoiding her friends and going shopping, she would have to use some of her dress money for bus fare. Of course, she could activate her Zero Gravity Quirk, but it could last for so long. Then, her love for sweets would make her stop by the bakery and there goes another dent into her dress money, resulting in being in the negatives.

She leaned her back against the door. The curse of being a teenager in the lower tax bracket, let alone the fondness of sweets and being considered a bag of sand filled with holes.

Despite her girlish plight, a contingency plan was made for such an occasion. However, the contingency plan wasn't any different than facing the girls. She still had to face a girl, just wouldn't be the girl she would associate herself with.

Wearing her sweatshirt and jogging pants, Ochako tiptoed to the common area. It was quiet, with the exception of a flickering light or the crackling sounds of the building settling. She edged around the corner, wanting to be as closed and discreet as possible. The last thing she wanted to do was to trigger anything that would alarm her peers.

Seeing that the coast was clear, the brunette walked through the common area. Fear was in her veins. She could feel the lump in her throat. "Take your time, Ochako old girl. You can do this! You can do this!"

Safely making it through the hallway, she made her toward the hallway that led to the exit. To think that was freedom on the other side of the….

CRASH!

Ochako was completely off-guard when she hit some kind of obstruction, causing her to fall. She didn't have time to activate her Quirk before falling on her butt. The impact caused to let out a tiny cry, but she covered her mouth to not alert any other students.

"Goodness! What did I hit?"

She looked around and she didn't see anything. She then turned her head forward. "Maybe I am just nervous about Saturday and I have two left feet."

"Or maybe you weren't watching where you were going?"

She backed herself away from the voice, leaping like a cat to the other side of the hallway.

"Jesus, Ochako-chan! I am beginning to think that this Faunus thing is becoming contagious!"

Ochako immediately recognized the voice. It was the invisible moe herself. "Tooru-chan?" she asked.

"In the flesh...and in the fur," she giggled. The invisible teen was sporting her towel and carrying her toiletry bag. "Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you."

Ochako felt Tooru's hand as she helped her up. Ochako nervously smiled as she rubbed the back of her head. "Sorry, myself. What are you doing up this late by the way?"

"I've always taken late night showers," answered Tooru. "Can sing and dance freely without people being in the way and hogging all the water, you damn water hoggers! Especially you!"

Ochako nervously laughed at Tooru's reasoning for being out at this hour. "Sure, sure. Right, sorry!" "Jackass!"

"So, what about you, Ochako-chan!? Why are you up at this hour?"

Sweat began dropping down her pores. Her padded fingers were patting her pockets. She needed to come up with a lie and fast! "I'm going for a jog!"

"In sandals?"

She shook her head in disagreement. "I didn't mean to say jog. I was….um...going to look for a job!"

"At twelve at night?"

"Can never have an early start, can you. Early bird gets the worm! Plus, people like Ryukyu or Endeavor would love go-getters like me!"

Tooru was perplexed by Ochako. And by perplexing, she knew that Ochako was walking herself in a lie. However, she was going to entertain the rosy cheeked teen. "Yeah, you're right! Ryukyu or Endeavor would enjoy go-getters like us."

"Us?"

Tooru stretched her arms. "You know! I wouldn't mind going out with you to go on this job hunt."

Ochako began panicking. She waved her hands. "No, no worries, Tooru-chan! Don't want to interrupt your routine."

The invisible teen yawned. "No, I wouldn't mind!" She cracked her neck. "If you give me a couple of minutes, I can hurry to my dorm and find a proper change of clothes…."

"No!" She blurted to Tooru. "That's okay! I doubt they are even open!"

"Then we can sit at one of their hero agencies together until they are open in the morning. I'll even buy coffee and sweets at the diner on the way. Plus, today is technically Saturday, so I don't mind…."

"Tooru-chan, please!" A teardrop appeared on her head. She dropped her head in defeat. "Okay, okay! I was lying!"

"Duh, I knew you were lying! I may be bubbly and ridiculously cute." She folded her arms. "But, I am not stupid." She tapped her shower slippers. "Out with it, Ochako Uraraka! What are you actually doing out this late?"

The brunette pointed her index fingers together. "I guess it's now or never..." Ochako approached the inquisitive teen and wrapped her arms around her neck. "Okay, Tooru-chan! If I tell you this, would you promise not to tell anybody?"

"Depends on the severity of the promise."

"Good God, Tooru-chan!" "Please, as besties!?"

A bubbly smile appeared on Tooru's face, although Ochako couldn't see it. "We...we...we're besties?!"

"Well...haven't we always been besties, Best Friend!?"

The teen waved her hands. "Well, as a group, but...but...not like….one-on-one!"

Ochako rubbed Tooru's back. "Don't tell anyone, but you've always been my favorite!"

It appeared as though steam was coming out of Tooru's ears. "Okay, bestie! It's a promise! I won't tell anybody, in the honor of the House of Hagakure!"

Ochako pressed her lips and whispered something into Tooru's head. The invisible teen nodded in understanding, clinging to every word Uraraka told her. Once she finished, she pulled back. "So, remember what I've said and you are my number one bestie!"

"Mum's the word, Bestie!"

Ochako winked at her 'number one' best friend before exiting the dorms. Upon stepping outside, she was met with relief. "Wow! That was quite a trip. I guess Mineta-kun was right, whisper sweet nothings into a girl's ear and they melt like putty. Then why when he does it, girls vomit or he gets slapped in the face? Oh, well! Different strokes for different folks!" She whistled a pleasant tune as she was heading towards her connection with the dresses. She just received a text a few minutes prior that she was awaiting her arrival.


Tsuyu was in the middle of...tending the oven when she received a phone call. It was the middle of the night and thought she could masturbate to her loving Izu-chan in peace. In her mind, there were two reasons for late night calling - Izuku wanted a late night rendezvous or she was receiving notice that somebody was being fitted for a casket.

Turning off her handcrafted dildo that was provided from her Momo dearest, she placed it beside the bed as she reached for her phone on the nightstand. It was quite awesome of Momo to make it for her, especially when she threatened to tell Todoroki-chan about a certain name Yaomomo was spewing from her lips and it wasn't his. Low for her to play like that? Yes, but she was probably the most pent up of the group due to her heat period bubbling into the freaking stratosphere! She needed this more than the others! Although why does she care about what Todoroki-chan thinks when Izuku was clearly the alpha male here, literally? Whatever, not her problem!

She saw the phone and saw that it was Tooru calling.

"Hagakure, ribbit! You better be telling me that they've found Mineta dead in an alley somewhere, Gentle Criminal is beginning a rap career or else you and I are going to fight!" She picked up the phone. "Hello," she said as she fake yawned.

"Sorry to call you at this ungodly hour but this is an emergency!"

"I was this close to calling 911 for an emergency because I couldn't tell you how close I was to having seizures with the amount of orgasms I had, ribbit." She sat up against the bedpost. "What's up, Tooru-chan?"

"Well, for starters, I saw your so-called best friend, Ochako-chan, outside of the dorm room this morning."

"And?" "Ochako-chan? Are you sure, ribbit?"

"Hand to God. I am a raw, uncut witness! Also, did you know your so-called best friend was trying to set me up so I can be her bestie?"

Tsuyu became alert. She and Ochako have an undying bond. If Ochako was making those lies to Tooru, then it was obvious that Ochako was lying about something grave.

"Did she say what she was doing," asked Tsuyu curiously.

"She didn't! I'm actually following her right now."

Tsuyu turned on the lamp. As much as she was enjoying her late night alone time, this was now business. "Where are you in relation to where I am?"

"Not too far from campus...hold on a sec."

Tsuyu waited on Tooru as there was a pregnant pause. "Tooru-chan?!"

"I see...I see...is that Shinsou-chan?"

"Tooru-chan! Fall back, ribbit! Assemble the others for an emergency meeting and tell them to meet at my…" She paused when seeing and smelling her juices throughout the room. "...Mina-chan's dorm."

"What's going on, Tsu-chan!?"

"Didn't you hear? A funeral, Tooru-chan, ribbit! We're planning a fucking funeral! Call me when you get the girls together so we can all be fitted for our black dresses!" Tsuyu hung up the phone. "Okay, Ochako-chan, ribbit! You wanted to play slickly. You have underestimated me, my dear friend. I know we are on our own and have to play this league to acquire Izuku! Bold, mighty bold! But, we can play bigger and badder. Are you sure we're best friends? Because there might be a vacancy opening soon!"


"Okay, Izuku, today is the day! Your first date with Ochako! And if everything works out, which is pretty much a given at this point, it won't be the last." The emerald-haired Faunus was walking towards his locker with joy in his step. "Ooh I can't wait to have a sweet piece of that pie in my hands, and I don't mean the carrot cake Mom just sent me~!" When he realized that his lust-driven side was acting out again, he shook his head off the lecherous thoughts. "...Man, keeping this in check is a chore, even if I 'let out some steam' those keep coming, at least I managed to focus solely on Ochako, so that's something." He mentally sighed. It's clear that both his heart and groin was eager for the date he will have, that much is clear given that his nightly sessions until today have been about Ochako going through the whole freaking kama sutra with many different provocative outfits, he even find it thrilling the thought of making love with her while floating, even if it sounds stupid. The good thing is that his rational mind can agree with his lustful side and hopefully keep it like this once Ochako becomes his first and only one.

Right now, however, he walked to his mailroom locker to pick up the carrot pie his Mom promised to make him. She said that he would be delighted with it, although it might be hard to tell for him since he loves to eat carrots now. It became his second favorite snack after the honey buns.

He happily hummed to the tone of Xenoblade's Beyond The Sky as he went to grab the plate of carrot pie with a note from his mother that read:

"Hope you enjoy this my Bun-Bun Icchan! I made it with all the love a mother can give! P.S: Good luck on your first date with Ochako-san! Knock her dead, baby! Love you, Mom!"

He chuckled at the pet name his Mom now uses to refer to him often. He received a few teasing texts from Auntie Mitsuki as well, however, no word from Auntie Kali though his Mom, which is weird, it's been nearly two weeks since she sent that selfie of him and herself. He expected his Mom to tell her reaction or outright skipping the middlewoman and talk to him herself and going on a tangent of how on point she was and how cute he now is, typical mom stuff.

Of course it can't be let out how she would do everything in her power to have Blake talk to him, which is something that still weighs in his mind. He doesn't know if Blake now is aware of his transformation into a Faunus. It still worries him a little bit what the black cat Faunus will think of him now that he is one of her kind, physically speaking mostly.

"No, today is not the day to dallie on that, today will be all about Ochako and make her feel like a princess!" That's right, he shouldn't be thinking about a distant friend of his past, today is all about his present and possible future that is Ochako! "I'm glad that I told Mom and All Might about my date, no way I was telling Kacchan and the others, they would make a fuss about and that's the last thing I need. Tonight it'll be just her and I spending a nice and private time together, nothing too crazy or elaborated, just a normal date. Of course after the whole thing comes the real fun~ Ahem! If she's comfortable of course! Sure, she must be sexually frustrated like I am, but I'm sure she's still in her right mind not to want to get down and dirty yet, and honestly I prefer it that way. I want to go about all of this slow and with at least a some normalcy to spend at least a few date with her before properly asking her to be my girlfriend and then we fuck hard." Izuku thought to himself as he walked back towards his dorm with the plate in hand and the note in his pocket. After asking Ochako out, the first thing he did was inform his mother and then his mentor for obvious reasons.

The boys knew that his mother let out a waterfall of pride and joy when he told her about his upcoming date with Ochako, of course she reminded him to bring her to the house to introduce her along with asking more about her family, lucky he convinced her that he would do so after sometime of being officially together.

All Might congratulated him for having the courage to ask his crush out and wished him good luck on his date. It felt good that he could trust this really personal information to two of his most significant people in his life.

Not that he didn't trust his friends, but knowing his friends, they would make a ruckus and he would rather keep this whole thing private until later on. Obviously he didn't need to hear from Kacchan how he would screw it up or outright insult Ochako. Or how Mineta and Kaminari would shout: Lucky Bastard. Or Iida going on a tangent about not indulging in sexual activities, as if he can avoid it anyway.


Izuku returned to his room, before preparing for tonight, he took a slice of the pie and ate it. And boy it was so incredibly delicious! He tastes buds flared at the sweet taste of the pie. "Mmmm~ Man, Mom outdid herself with this one!" Izuku thought utterly delighted as he finished his slice of pie. He stood up from his chair and tapped the plate once again after he clapped the remains off his hands. "I'll save the rest for another day, now time to dress up." He went to his dresser to grab tonight's outfit.

He was humble and grateful for All Might and his mother. A mentor, somewhat surrogate parent who was trying to lead his successor in the best direction of gaining a mate. However, when it came to dating advice, All Might must have been in the generation of buying dates on VHS and cassettes.

"Shounen, it's your first date, not an omiai! Keep it simple. Nothing too flashy, but nothing that says 'I'm broke and a cheapskate!'"

"All Might, I am sixteen! I am one of thousands, if not millions of teens that are under an allowance of a parent."

"I just want your date to be the best is all. Nothing too flashy, but nothing that says 'I'm a broke cheapskate!'"

"Well since you don't want me to be a broke cheapskate, you wouldn't mind contributing to this date, All Might?"

"About that. I am currently in between gigs and paychecks. The struggle is real being a former Symbol of Peace and Nezu doesn't really fund the teachers…."

Judging by the condition of how his mother handled All Might a couple of weeks prior, the former Symbol of Peace wasn't exactly winning any dating games. Plus, he didn't really explain anything significant. Plus, Izuku was thinking that All Might was talking about himself in regards to being broke and being a cheapskate. Which is highly unlikely since there are huge abundances of merchandise - toys, underwear, clothing lines, posters. So, if All Might could only be honest and did not have the means to sponsor Izuku on this date, then the Faunus was absolutely fine with that. But alas, the fallacy of male pride.

So, he tried recalling the advice his mother had told him about dating following calling his mentor….

"Nothing says simplicity by having a buttoned-down shirt and slacks. I know how you don't like dress shoes but your Chucks can do...for now! When you become serious with Blake, I expect you to dress better."

"Don't you mean Ochako?"

"I did say Ochako! Did I? Anyway...be yourself, be kind, treat her with respect, LISTEN, and be mannerable whenever the opportunity presents itself."

"Yes, ma'am!"

"There are no rules when it comes to dating. Just be natural...well, not too natural. And...judging by that letter I'd received by mail, I have sent you something in your mailbox. Just in case things become 'slippery when wet.'"

"I am not going to follow up on what you're implying."

"Good! Just remember to have fun, be safe, and keep it safe, wrapped and secured if you know what I mean."

"I'm hanging up, Mom!"

It was very embarrassing that Recovery Girl informed his Mom about his increased libido, thankfully she let out the part of him being a literal female magnet. So of course, Inko being a mom, sent him some condom packages, although he opted to get anti-conception pills. The reason is that he one tried using a condom and well… his flush was too much for it, so he can't count on normal condoms. Still it was thoughtful, although embarrassing, that his Mom was looking out for him.

All Might was also aware of this condition, but never said anything out of respecting his privacity.

Nevertheless, his mother loaded his debit card with sufficient funds to cover his movie, food and games at the arcade...and even a one-night stay at a love motel in case 'he and Ochako-chan needed to do some hanky panky with his little wanky.' The plight of being an only son to a loving, but over-worrying mother.

As Izuku was scruffing though his wardrobe for his clothes a thought crossed his head. "I wasn't born yesterday, I know Mom still thinks I should go for Blake. Hopefully she will change her mind when I introduce her to Ochako." He wasn't surprised when he heard that slip from his mom during that call. He loves his mom dearly, but he doesn't need her neither Auntie Kali to pick his life partner for him. Hopefully Kali isn't pestering poor Blake the same way if not worse than his mother.

He found the clothes he was looking for. It was a green plaid buttoned-down, long-sleeved shirt with khaki slacks and his green Chuck Taylors. Not too formal, not too casual, perfect for a first date.

He quickly changed and checked himself in the mirror. "Huh, not bad. Guess Mom does know best, at least in some situations." He smiled pleased with his appearance. He put on a bit of men's cologne, gifted from All Might, and went to wash his teeth. "Let's see. Clothes, check. Money, check. Rose for Ochako, check. Mints for breath just in case, check. And extra strong antifertility pills in case things do turn spicy, check. Alright, I'm ready now." He smiled to himself as he pocketed the pills and the mints and grabbed the rose for Ochako, it was just one, because a whole bouquet and chocolates would have been too cliché and too much. Maybe some other time he will buy her chocolates given her love for sweets, but tonight it has to be simple, but clean.

He and Ochako agreed that they would meet sometime around 7 o'clock. As agreed he would wait for her right outside the dorms. He checked the clock on the wall and saw that it was 6:55 PM. He took a deep breath. "Here goes nothing!" He walked out of his room.


Izuku instead took the elevator downstairs. He wanted to stay as fresh as possible without breaking a sweat. He had to be mentally prepared for whatever may come. It was a Saturday night, meaning the entire student body was freely perusing the campus. And what was he going to say whenever they saw Ochako's rose?

The elevator bell pinged for the bottom floor. His ears twitched, finally using them for their rightful purpose. As confirmed, he could hear Kaminari, Sero, Todoroki, Iida, Kacchan - the whole gang in the common area. "Dear God, it's a Saturday. I know one of you guys can go to karaoke, a drink bar. Getting your own dates. Why God? Why thou forsaken me?!" He took steady breaths. It wasn't going to do any good holding back, so he might as well face the group.

Keeping the rose in the opposite direction of his classmates, he briskly walked toward the common area with the hope that they weren't paying attention.

As he was approaching, he saw the group were on the couch playing Super Smash Bros. Melee. He saw Kaminari pull out money and slammed it on the table.

"$10 if Bakugou uses Samus to defeat Link in easy mode."

"$10, baka," retorted Katsuki. "I would place $20 and won't even use a cheat code."

Denki clicked his tongue. "I knew you never played fair."

"Says the guy that spends too much time playing with himself. Give your lil noodle time to rest for a change before talking about never playing fair."

"Alright, ladies. Enough! Everybody got their money in the pot?" It was Kirishima that was speaking. "Alright! Remember! No cheat codes! No distractions. And BakuBro, nothing sus!"

Katsuki gave Eijiro the middle finger. "Sus this, Hedgehog Hair!"

It was a load off Izuku's mind. The blessings of men, their testosterone, and their ego when it comes to gambling. He knew they were going to be heavily distracted to be worried about a little old Faunus….

"Where do you think you off to, mon ami?!"

Izuku turned to his left and saw Yuga exiting the kitchen. Holding onto a cup of tea, the French prince came with a pleasant smile on his face.

Nervously, Izuku replied. "Oh! Aoyama! Just going for a walk."

"A walk, my little biscuit?" retorted Aoyama as he approached the stunned Faunus. "A bit dressy for this kind of 'walk,' oui, oui!" He glared at the now not-so-hidden rose. "Midoriya-kun! Qu'est-ce que c'est? Is that a...a rose?!" A star came out of his eye. As if everything was making sense to the blond, his smile spread wider than the Cheshire Cat. "Is my little colt going on a-?"

Izuku pushed the blond back into the kitchen. He put his finger to his lip, inciting silence. "Listen, Aoyama! I need this favor. Please keep mum about this!"

Aoyama put his cup of tea on the counter. He crossed his arms, appearing as if he was thinking. Time was of the essence for Izuku and at any moment, Ochako will be waiting for him.

"Keeping mum, you say, my little garçon?" Aoyama walked around Izuku, as if he was detailing every single layer of him. "You know, Midoriya-kun, since you have become this lapin, you have captured the attention of a lot of people." He snickered. "Mightily impressed!"

"Thanks...I guess!" Izuku grinned slightly bashfully.

"You know, I quite admire you...inside and out, my young colt," he said. "And before you interject, relax! My admiration is like seeing my little brother becoming a man. Or in this case, a fetching, dashing bunny rabbit." He blinked quickly. "Who's the filly of the hour?"

"..." The emerald Faunus remained shut as his checks reddened.

"Can't say?"

"..."

Aoyama glared at his nails, sighing due to the lack of response. "You see, Midoriya-kun! I am afraid we are in a little dilemma."

"What do you mean?"

"Well...you want me to keep mum. But, in order for me to keep mum, you must provide a reason for keeping mum." Aoyama glared at the boys playing video games. "As much as I find roughhousing with the boys…" He shuddered. "...revolting, but seeing you twitch if they were to find out about this...so-called d-d-d…"

"Don't say it!"

"Don't say what, mon petit animal?" Yuga's tone was teasing as he turned to the boys. "DDDDDDAAAATTT…."

"Please Aoyama!" Izuku begged in a praying position. "Name your price!" He knew darn well that the French Blond wanted something.

Yuga returned to his tea and sipped it. It became a bit lukewarm. "Mariage Frères!"

"Mariage Frères?" The emerald rabbit Faunus titled his head in confusion.

"It's a special brand of tea. A chocolate tea based out of Paris," he said with a snickering grin. "One of the best. However, you won't find it easily out here." He placed the tea cup down. "Well, there is a specialty shop in I-Island that imports this special drink I am sipping on." He giggled. "And it would be quite lovely of you...if you were to procure it for me."

The emerald Faunus dropped his head. Seeing that excited the blond.

"Check your text. I will give you until tomorrow." He pressed his way forward to Izuku, placing his lips onto his ear. "Or on Monday, the entire student body will know what you and that filly, Uraraka-san did," he whispered as he pulled away from him.

"How did you know…?!" he asked shockingly.

"I didn't! You just said it yourself." Yuga wore a smug grin. However, everyone suspected his crush on the gravity girl, it was a manner of putting two and two together. It was easy to make the boy admit it with just mentioning her name.

"Run along now, Midoriya-kun," said Yuga. "I can distract the boys while you're gone." He waved his hands. "C'mon! Run along now, my little bunny! Stop staring at me with those gorgeous eyes of yours!"

Izuku bowed humbly before heading out.

Yuga watched Izuku until he left the area. Once the coast was cleared, he walked toward the living area. As the guys were playing their video games, Aoyama stood in front of the television.

"What the hell, you fucking extra?!" barked Katsuki. "Get your wannabe French pretty boy ass out the way!"

Aoyama clicked his tongue. "Pauvres petits enfants!"

Katsuki cracked the controller. "I got your enfants, you bastard!"

Kirishima wasn't in the mood for a fight or involving Present Mic and Aizawa-sensei again so he told Sero to put the game on pause. Kirishima stared at Aoyama's cheeky grin. "Ok, Bro! You have our attention. What's going on?"

"Thanks, mon ami!" Aoyama stared at his peers. "Gentlemen and...Bakugou-garçon...As we speak, the eighth wonder of the world has happened."

"No time for rhetorics, Aoyama-kun," said Iida. "What are you implying?" Although Iida did not condone illegal gambling, he needed more supplies to aid him with his Remnant studies, thus wanting Aoyama to speed this up.

"Yeah, you're acting really sus here, man," Denki commented, "than usual!"

"Is it moi that is sus, OR, is our lovely lapin that is sus?"

"Lapin?" questioned Sero.

"He means rabbit, Sero-kun," replied Tenya. He then put his finger against the bridge of his glasses. "Rabbit? You mean…."

"Midoriya-kun himself," retorted Aoyama.

"What about the sissy? He finally stopped muttering?" asked Katsuki.

"I said a wonder, not a miracle, mon ami! A little birdie has told me that our garçon is becoming a monsieur," answered Yuga as he winked, causing a star to come out of his eye. "In other words, boys, he is out on a ddddaaattteeee~" he said melodically.

"Bullshit!" Kacchan shouted incredulously.

A little commotion was met when hearing fateful words.

Eijiro whistled loudly. "WHOOO! Where's the champagne?!" He grinned hypedly.

Denki nodded approvingly. "This is definitely Wabbit Season!"

"Bird finally gets the worm," commented Fumikage approvingly. "Or is it the rabbit who gets the carrot?"

Shouto remained quiet. Just nodding approvingly.

"And who is the lucky lady?" Hanta asked.

"All in due time, gentlemen! Midoriya-kun is right outside waiting for his beloved, at any moment we shall see the fair maiden cross the threshold towards the blossoms of romance!" Yuga declared over dramatically.

"It's Uraraka, right?" Shouto guessed. His tone was blunt.

"You're no fun," interjected the blond. "It's a perilous mystery of the human mind to play a wonder game of guess…."

"Time is literally money and we need to be quick before Present Mic or Aizawa-sensei shows," interjected Denki.

"As it is illegal to gamble on or near school grounds!" Iida added. "However, due to special circumstances, I don't mind making exceptions for the greater good of understanding Remnant citizens."

"Right…" Shouto rolled his eyes before turning to Aoyama. "So, it's Uraraka, right?" asked Shouto again.

"Why yes, yes she is! Quite perceptive, Todoroki-kun!" Aoyama confirmed, undisturbed.

"Pff! I'll believe it when I see it. No way he asked her out, he sucks at talking to girls!" Katsuki remained unconvinced.

"Dunno, Bakugou. He's been around the girls more lately, you all noticed." Denki commented.

Katsuki blew a raspberry. "So? He still can barely talk coherently to women." The explosive blond argued with a frown.

"Well then! If you need proof, then let's all wait until Uraraka passes through at any moment, and I assure you she will be dressed for the occasion." Yuga smiled confidently and took a seat on the couch. "Act natural, we don't want to scare the lovebirds, now don't we?" He said before drinking his tea again.

Kacchan scoffed. "This better be good." He crossed his arms.

Eijiro scratched under his chin. "Question, Aoyama! Why are you telling us this?"

Tenya raised his eyebrow, for he, too, became curious. "Yeah, Aoyama-kun! Knowing Midoriya-kun, I know he probably informed you with strict confidence."

The blond crossed his legs, grabbing his tea cup and sipped loudly. "Understand my notion when it comes to moi and loyalty." He began snickering. "Moi comes first! Moi loves himself! And plus, like Tony Montana said it best, "Moi trust moi!" He took another sip of his tea. He sighed heavily. "And, $25 saying that he is going to bomb this date!"

Katsuki reached into his pocket and slammed $50. "There isn't going to be a date because I know Uraraka isn't showing up. Point blank, period!" He smiled. "This is easy money!"

Eijiro placed $30 on the table. "I believe she will show and I think he will nail this date!"

Denki placed $20 on the table. "$20 as I bet he will be doing some nailing if you know I mean."

"You fucking extras!" Katsuki snarled. "There won't be a date because Uraraka isn't coming. And the only 'coming' I see Deku doing is on his own sheets!"

Fumikage placed $20 on the table. "$10 for Midoriya's success. The other $10 because I am smelling a lot of envy coming from the couch."

Hanta nodded in agreement. "Probably wishes he was in Deku's position."

Fumikage smiled. "Or Uraraka's." He whispered to Hanta.

"Die, bakas!" barked Katsuki.

Sometime earlier….

Ochako stood in front of the mirror. She wasn't sure if she was looking at herself or there was a model standing in her place.

She wanted to give Shinsou-san her props for getting her this dress. Only the Lord knows where she got this from, but it was worth every single cent. It was a black evening-style dress. Her shoes were black, clean, and shiny. Hitoshi was kind enough for her to borrow her pearl necklace.

As a bonus, Hitoshi even helped her with her makeup. To think that in a few minutes, she was going to bedazzle the masses. However, there was only one that she wanted to bedazzle and it was her little Rabbit-kun. A little too much maybe, but going the extra mile for her future husband and father of her children is worth it.

She just got off the phone with her parents and they wished her luck. In the future, they wanted to meet the boy who swept their daughter off their feet. Her mother was elated and her father...was a bit resistant at first but later understood the boy's pure intentions. However, he did mention to his daughter that if things were to go awry, then he wouldn't mind knocking the rabbit off his feet and into a pot and using his skin for gloves and shoes. She jested because she knew how much her father was a kidder. Oh! And how can she forget about her future mother in law? When Izuku decies to introduce her, she has to make her best impression to gain her blessing, after all she birthed the most beautiful creature in both Earth and Remnant, she has to pay her the most absolute of respects!

"Let's not get to ahead of ourselves Ochako, this is your first date with him, even if he is a man and a Faunus, I can't really expect him to 'take me home' on the first date, even if I really want- no- need that, I have to take it nice, slow and easy with him, he is precious and must be handled with care. One step at the time with my sweetie." She reminded herself of this important fact about her sweet, perfect, loveable DekuBun. "Once we officially become a couple, then we can focus on our families, for now, time to focus on the most important part, ensure I hold his heart!"

She had about an hour before the appointed time. As a surprise, neither said what they were going to wear. She pondered on what kind of outfit it would be. She often pondered if the Faunus were to dress in a tuxedo and mask like the character from one of her animes. A toss of a rose to signify his presence. The thought of coming for her heart and hymen….

"Stop, Ochako old girl. Can't get flustered...not now at least." The resourceful Hitoshi provided Ochako with breath mints, lip gloss...not lipstick (as Shinsou thinks lip gloss attracts a man better than lipstick), pepper spray (for safekeeping), and condoms. Hitoshi told her to expect the unexpected. "In case Deku-kun wants to explore your rabbit hole, make sure his Little Deku puts on a helmet. Safety first!"

A bit hypocritical since certain clinics in the Musutafu area knew Shinsou by name, nevertheless, it wasn't her business. She took a look in the mirror once more as she couldn't believe how gorgeous she was looking. Even better than Melissa Shield at the last party they attend at I-Island. Which is a total plus in her book, she is certain Deku-kun soaked in on her image, of course like the gentleman he was he didn't show it, but she knows that was the case! Just because she was blonde, smart and got along with him doesn't mean she could go flattering around her man! She may consider her a friend, but she better not show up around here until Izuku was Ochako's property!

"Now, now Ochako. No need to think of anything else except of Izuku and the night of fun we'll have~!" She thought to herself with a confident smile, she grabbed her matching purse (Given of course, by Shinsou.) which had all the essentials the purple-haired brainwasher teen gave her. Before dressing up she took a warm bath and brushed her teeth. She applied fancy perfume that was given to her by Shinso before checking herself in the mirror one more time to make sure not even a strand of hair was out of place.

"Gotta hand it to that Shinso-chan, she sure delivers…."

There was a knock at the door. Not an unusual thing as it was the weekend. However, what would be her excuse for her style of dress and departure? It took a lot to lie to Tooru about becoming her number one best friend. Although she sincerely cares for the invisible moe, there was no way on Earth or Remnant that no one could take Tsu-chan's place (despite that there is friendly fire between her and the other girls).

"Who is it?" asked Ochako aloud.

"It's Tooru-chan, Ochako…. I mean bestie!"

Ochako relaxed. She wasn't threatened. She can just say that she was going someplace and she can come up with an excuse so they can become super BFFs. "Poor, naive moe!"

She walked to the door and without even looking at the peephole, she opened the door.

"Look, Bestie…."

"You sly little bitch, ribbit!"

Ochako was stunned. Tsuyu stood in the dead center of the door. Circumventing Tsuyu were Kyouka, Tooru, and Mina.

"Shit…" Ochako knew she was screwed...

Mina hummed disappointingly. "Never abandon my sisters, she says. Never breaking the ties of a bond, she explains."

"If you were a vinyl record I didn't like, you would have been scratched, broken, or burned," said Kyoka as she stomped her foot disapprovingly.

"I don't know if I should use my tongue or my hand to slap your lying ass," said Tsuyu as she folded her arms as she looked at Ochako. "Tell me which one feels the worst!"

"H-h-h-hey, g-g-guys," said the nervous Ochako. Her body shivered slightly. "Surprised to see you all here." She was petrified. All wore the same expression - incandescent with rage. She should have known better than to trust Hagakure. Be that as it may, she was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

"Nice dress," commented Mina. "Did it come from Trader Joe's Benedict Arnold collection?" She snapped her fingers. "I know! Was it the Judas Collection?"

"Uraraka's dress?" questioned Kyouka. "No way it came from that store." She scoffed. "She's broke as hell. The only way it came from that store was if she bought it at a thrift shop."

"You're giving her too much credit," retorted Hagakure. "Or is that the line that should be said from her parents' bank examiners and loan sharks?"

The daggering arrows of persecution were stunning the brunette. Guilt and conviction were clotting her veins. It didn't make sense as the girls would probably do the same thing if they were in her position. Nevertheless and undoubtedly, that was the kindness in her...even if they were acting like little cunts.

"Going somewhere, Uraraka, ribbit?" asked Tsuyu in a blunt tone. It wasn't often she would use Ochako's last name, thus showing how upset she was currently.

"Nowhere," giggled Ochako nervously. "I wasn't planning to do anything. Just trying out clothes."

The girls looked at each other before turning back to Ochako. "Liar!" the girls shouted.

"Try that again, ribbit," said Tsuyu.

"G-g-g-guys! I can explain," said Ochako panickedly. "I...I...was...was…"

"Nnnt!" barked Tooru. "Sorry, time's up! Say Tsu-chan, tell Uraraka what she's getting at door number one!"

"Guys," said Ochako. "Let me explain myself!"

"Nope! Not anymore, ribbit! We're sick of talking!" Tsuyu turned to the left. She snapped her fingers. "Moes…." Whenever Tsu-chan calls Momo 'Moes' and not the usual 'Yaomomo,' it meant that she was seriously angry, even if her face was only a small frown. Ochako did not like where this was going...

Ochako saw the girls separate when Momo entered the center, holding a fire extinguisher in her hand. She swallowed a lump in her throat. "Momo-chan? What's with the extinguisher?"

"You know Uraraka," said Momo. "The color of your dress matches very well with our aura - very ornery, angry, pissed off bitches!" She clicked on the lever of the extinguisher. Never did she think she would use vulgar words towards a dear friend. Her parents would kill her if they knew she used foul language. If they only knew her love for Izuku was deeper than the Mariana Trench. Deeper than the flames of hell. She would do anything to have Izuku's love, even if it meant ruining Ochako's chance of obtaining that love.

After all, all is fair in love and war.

"Momo, think about what you're doing!" said Ochako as she backed away.

"Moes! Cleanse this whorish wretch of her sins, ribbit," said Tsuyu.

Before Ochako could spit a vowel or a consonant, she was impacted by the force of the extinguisher as it hit her.

"Repent! Repent!" The girls cackled in haughty laughter.

Ochako fell backward to the floor. Momo continued pelting Ochako with the fire extinguisher until it was spent.

Momo clicked the lever, confirming that it was empty.

The girls coughed as they, too, were receiving the dust. After waiting for the cloud to settle, they saw that the entire room was covered.

Ochako was lying down on the ground, completely covered in dust.

"You know what, guys," said Tooru. "At least it gives her wishful thinking on what Izuku would have done to her."

Tsuyu nodded in agreement. "You're right, ribbit. On the wish and the thinking." She turned to Mina. "Got the rope, ribbit?"

"You know it," said Mina while giggling.

"Tooru-chan! Yaomomo! Get Uraraka and take her to Mina-chan's room, ribbit," said Tsuyu as she balled her fists and cracked them. "We're gonna get some answers or else we are really going to be fitted for dresses for her funeral." "You are definitely a bag of sand filled with holes. It's obvious that you're going out on a date. Thankfully, Tooru-chan was kind enough to explain to us what you were planning to do, ribbit. Sorry, Uraraka baby, but Izuku's mine and I wish skanks like you would stop me, ribbit!"


Ochako wasn't sure if she was in a dorm or at the police station. The sound of radio scanners, the scent of coffee and donuts, and the one hanging light that one would see in an interrogation room on television was present. There, sitting dead center in Mina's dorm was Ochako - dress ruined, hair ruined, and by the way the girls were going at it, her night could possibly become ruined.

They have taken her purse, apparently as evidence. She couldn't move as she was bound by rope on a chair. She wanted to speak but Yaoyorozu decided to duct tape her mouth. Now, this was becoming borderline kidnapping.

"Okay, who's going to be the good cop or bad cop?"

"I think I should be the good cop!"

"You?! You doused Uraraka! Good is definitely not in your vocabulary!"

"You're the one to talk, Stool Pigeon! Plus, snitches get stitches!"

"Or end up in ditches, ribbit!"

"So, a gal can't inform her friends when there is a traitor in the mist."

"What's the point of making that silly pact?"

"Wasn't my idea, ribbit! It was gonna be a snatch and grab!"

"Or a hit and run!"

"Whatever, ribbit! Mina-chan, good cop! Momo-chan, bad cop! Tooru-chan, hold the flashlight! Kyouka-chan, cue in suspense music whenever appropriate!"

"'Law and Order: SVU" or "CSI?""

'Whichever does that 'dun dun' sound!"

"Gotcha, Tsu-chan!"

Ochako became bewildered as the flashlight began shining on the teen, blinding her vision. She hissed in pain as the duct tape was painfully removed from her mouth."Guys, stop this!" She coughed, still coughing up dust from earlier. "This is getting ridiculous!"

"Like you don't know what being ridiculous is like, you little bitch!" It was Momo that was speaking. Obviously, she was playing the role of bad cop. The brunette was shocked that everyone was sporting police uniforms. Momo was even holding an e-cigarette in her hand.

"Excuse my partner, Uraraka." It was Mina that was speaking next. "Yaoyorozu has dealt with so much lately. Being on the beat is a real bitch. Hope you can understand."

"Guys! This is becoming, like, so weird…" Ochako was getting creeped out, more because when did all of them change? Or why are they role-playing? And did Momo always have a bitchy side or she's just good at getting into character?

Momo blew smoke in her face. "I'll be the one to ask you the questions." She blew more smoke onto her face. "There has been a lot of heat going on and I need answers, punk!"

"What?" questioned Ochako.

Momo slammed the table loudly. "I need names, you little punk!"

Mina interjected. "My partner has seen a lot. Murders, homicides, children crying and mothers dying…."

"Holy Dio," responded Tsuyu frustratingly. "Tooru-chan, hit the lights on me. Let me speak!"

Tooru did as directed. Ochako saw as Tsuyu pulled a toothpick out of her mouth as she was wearing sunglasses. She approached the table. "Alright, Uraraka, ribbit! You are in a lot of trouble."

"A lot of trouble!" shouted Momo.

"A crime was committed. A serious crime indeed," exclaimed Tsuyu.

"Serious crime!" shouted Momo, slamming the table with her fist.

"Um...is this part when I insert the 'dun dun' sound?" questioned Kyouka. She was holding her phone that was connected to a bluetooth speaker

"Ochako Uraraka, can you explain where you were earlier this morning around twelve, one o'clock? Ribbit," questioned Tsuyu.

"Um...um…" Ochako tried to speak until Momo reached over and slapped her face.

"Wrong answer, scum!"

"Ouch!" cried Ochako.

Tsuyu hissed from that. "Jesus, Momo-chan!"

Momo blushed. "Sorry, Tsu-chan! Got a little carried away."

"No! As in I am the one that slaps her! Ribbit!" Tsuyu said as she slapped Ochako's face.

"Ouch!" cried Ochako. "That really hurts!"

"Well, it hurts when you lie to the law. Now answer the question, damnit," barked Tsuyu, slamming both hands on the table.

"Holy Esdeath in heaven, they make terrible cops!" Tooru was thinking to herself as she was watching the interrogation becoming more awkward.

"Aww, poor baby! Care for a tissue?" It was Mina that was speaking. Obviously she was faking being nice.

"Care for a tissue?" questioned Momo. "She needs to tell the truth or we will give her 25 years in getting-pounded-in-the-ass prison!" She slammed the table. "Would you like that, Uraraka?!" She hissed at her.

Ochako swallowed a lump in her throat. "25 years?!"

Momo put her finger to her lip. "Did I say, 25? I meant to say 100 years. And plus, there are plenty of girls that would love to get a taste of that sweet nectar you call a pussy, Uraraka!. Pardon my blaccent, but they will definitely fuck with you the long way." She glared at her. "Do I make myself clear?"

Ochako yelped in fear until she realized that she was getting caught in this stupid game of theirs. "Okay, girls. Can you please stop with this weird game and let me go already?" She frowned impatiently at them, who knows how much she has until the appointed time to meet with Deku!

"Hmm. You sound in a hurry. What do you say gals, does she sound sus to you?" Mina glanced at Tsuyu and Momo.

"Very sus, indeed, Mina-chan." Tsuyu nodded in agreement as she lowered her sunglasses. Momo also nodded in agreement. "Where's the fire, Ochako-chan? Do you have plans for tonight, like oh I don't know... " She suddenly slammed her hands on the table and got up close to the brunette's face. "Your date with Izu-chan, maybe?!" She accused with visible anger.

"Huh?! N-no! You're wrong!" Ochako moved her head back as much as possible. She was sweating bullets.

Momo slammed her hand furiously on the table. "Liar! We know that's what you're up to! Admit it, you piece of shit!" She barked as she reached out and grabbed her and shook her.

"Calm down, partner. We don't need to get physical unless necessary." Mina put a hand on her shoulder. "We'll get the truth outta her."

Momo growled as she hashly let go of Ochako

"Um...is this part I insert the 'dun dun' sound again?" questioned Kyouka.

"Dammit, Kyouka-chan! You never saw police shows?!" Mina barked at Kyouka.

"I'm a sixteen year old Japanese teenager who engages in punk rock. What do you think?" Kyouka told Mina matter-of-factly. "I like the group the Police, not the actual bacon boys!"

"My arms are starting to hurt from holding the flashlight," cried Tooru. She turned to Kyouka. "Let's switch, Kyouka-chan!"

"Heck no," said Kyouka. "A job's a job!"

"My arms hurt," cried Tooru.

"Do you question those things whenever we are interning?"

"No!"

"Then, okay! Now hold the flashlight, flashlight holder!"

"Okay, okay, fine," said Tooru. "Jackass!"

Tsuyu facepalmed. "If you two stop, can we please focus on making this cunt spill the beans?" She pointed at Ochako, who wore an annoyed frown.

"You guys suck at role-playing." Said the gravity girl.

"Hey! The suspect has no right to say that, so only speak when spoken to!" Mina shouted at her angrily.

"Mina! I'm the bad cop, remember?" Momo whispered to her.

"Right, right. Sorry, got OOC for a moment." The pink girl apologized before taking a deep breath to calm herself and taking her seat again. "Now, you say that you don't have a date with Izuku tonight, right? Then can you explain why you are fixed up for a night in the city, huh?" She asked her with an air of calm sternness.

"I told you, I was just trying out my new dress that you guys oh so kindly ruined! Can a girl dress for herself?!" Ochako was furious at how her dress got messed up.

The pink girl pursed her lips as she hummed briefly. "Really now? In that case then, you won't mind if we take a look at your purse, just to check your alibi." Mina was passed Ochako's purse by Momo, which was inside a plastic bag that read: 'Evidence #1'. Ochako paled as she swallowed the lump in her throat. "Let's see here…" She took the purse from the bag and opened and brought out the contents. "Breath mints, never hurts to have fresh breath; Lip Gloss, nothing wrong to pretty yourself a bit; Pepperspray, you never know what sort of creep might try to come at you outta nowhere; And last and most importantly…" She put out all of the items on the table before she brought out the last. "...A pack of condoms, thinking about having a fun night, are we?" She added with a frown before throwing the package near the nervous Ochako.

"Um… It's, uh, not what it looks like?"

"Then, um…. it's, uh, not what it looks like," said Momo mockingly. "A pack of gum? Hmm?"

"Rubber Bands?" asked Mina.

"Mini-gloves for your padded fingers? Ribbit," questioned Tsuyu.

"C'mon!" exclaimed Ochako. "Isn't it more important to be safe than sorry? Plus, remember what Kayama-sensei told us, 'no glove, no love!'"

"You do know you are getting advice from a woman who shops for daily specials on Adam & Eve and Victoria Secret, right?," said Kyouka plainly.

"And has Pro Hero Hawks and Aizawa-sensei as top contacts on her cell phone," said Tooru. "Under the category - Hot & Ready!"

"Wait. How do you know that?" asked Kyouka.

"Invisible, duh! I might be bubbly and cute, but I can be quite nosey," retorted Tooru with a mischievous tone.

Kyouka made a mental note to be a bit more cautious during her private time.

"Ahem!" Tsuyu fake coughed on her fist. "Anyway, before you're thinking of further denying the illicit act, we have Officer Hagakure here as an eye-witness of you trading with smuggler Hitoshi Shinso after midnight today. Ribbit."

"That's true, I saw her with Shinso-chan! The suspect gave her money in exchange for a bag with unknown contents. I also saw Shinso-chan sneaking in and out of the dorms through the suspect's balcony earlier before we apprehended her." Tooru confirmed.

"Thank you for your testimony, officer." Tsuyu nodded at her in gratitude.

"Shit, I'm in trouble now…!" Ochako cursed as she didn't count on Tooru's unparalleled stealth skills to spy on her.

"And judging by your low-budget, the obviously expensive dress, purse and perfume we found in your room, we know those were what Shinso gave you." Mina carried on as she brought in another plastic bag that read: 'Evidence #2', that had Ochako's perfume in it. The pink-skinned girl wiggled the bag teasingly.

"You searched my room?!" Ochako asked both shocked and enraged.

"Duh, ribbit. It's the crime scene." Tsuyu replied matter-of-factly.

"You didn't even ask for my consent!" shouted Ochako.

She was met with another slap from Momo. "These five fingers are my consent! And they are the law and order that runs this bureau!"

Tsuyu pulled Momo back. "Alright, let's keep it at two-slap limit. Technically, what we are doing is not legal and the louder she is, the unwanted attention we attract, ribbit!"

"Fine, fine! Sorry!" Momo said to Tsuyu. "Anyway, another piece to the puzzle. Evidence #3, the cell phone." She brought another plastic bag with Ochako's cell phone.

"No! No! That's private!" Ochako barked at the girls.

"It wasn't hard to determine her password," said Momo as she took the cell phone out of the bag. "0712. The birth months of Izuku and hers." She opened up Ochako's phone and clicked on the message app. "Ladies and ladies, these are the messages exchanged between her and Izuku!" She was humming as she read the messages."Both of them spoke of their excitement for a movie and pizza night that would start at 7 PM, which is in 15 minutes. And let's not forget the messages with an unknown number to set a time and meeting place, obviously Shinso-san." She clicked her tongue.

"I think this case is all but closed. Ribbit, that's as good as a confession to me. Now that we have confirmed what we already knew of..." Tsuyu said before slamming her hands on the table and getting up close with the guilty. "You're going to the brigg, you filth!" She shouted at her in the face. "And by that I mean leaving you tied up here as punishment for breaking the pact." She got back with a more normal tone.

"W-wait, girls! You're right, I do have a date with Deku-kun. I was going to tell you, I swear!" Ochako said with pleading eyes.

"Yeah, I bet you were. The day after so you can rub in all of our faces while you reek of your mixed up juices." Mina frowned at her.

"If only you kept our pact then we would leave you trying to win Izuku over, but no! You have to be a smug haughty slut." Kyouka also frowned at her.

"Bad, Ochako-chan, very bad." Tooru shook her head, disappointed.

"It's bad enough that you didn't trust this to us, your friends, but also that you had to betray our friendship, to me, your best friend and tried to trick poor Tooru-chan here, that's the worst part. Ribbit. That hurt me a lot, Ochako-chan." Tsuyu frowned at her as she rested her hand on her chest.

"C'mon, guys! I'm sorry! Can you please let me go? I'm gonna be late!" Ochako pleaded.

"Nope! You broke the pact, so you must pay the consequences!" Said the invisible girl

"Poor, poor Ochako! Unfortunately for you, the UA Police Department is saying your plans are permanently derailed. In other words, fucked!" Tsuyu turned to Tooru. "Tooru, make your magic on cancelling this date!"

"You wouldn't! Stop! No, don't!" Ochako cried to Momo.

"Aww, don't worry, Ochako baby," interjected Mina. "After consoling him on his cancelled date, I can swoop in and rescue him. Then later." She paused, creating fake moans. "No, Izuku! Don't stop hitting that sweet spot!"

"Hold the phone, Pinky! Why should it be you?" Kyouka asked with jealousy in her tone.

"Yeah! I'm the one who busted her and told you guys! I should be the one to have a go with Izu-kun!" Tooru injected, waving her arms frantically.

"Excuse me? Ribbit. I'm the one who planned all of this to deal with that traitorous bitch, if anyone deserves a reward it's me." Tsuyu pointed at herself with a thumb.

"Nu-uh! If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have known! I deserve this more than you!" Tooru argued back.

"Please! I'm the one who told you to tell the others, Ribbit!" The frog girl argued back.

"If anything, it should be me," said Momo. "I was the one who made the fire extinguisher, bought all of the police supplies with my money. How were you guys gonna get a confession without my funds? Plus, Izuku deserves the lavishness of a fine delectation of a meal. Not a 2 for 1 coupon at a burger joint, cheap-o's!" She argued.

"Oh. So just because you're a rich chode, you think you got privileges now, do ya?" Mina barked at her. "Besides we didn't really need all of that, this whole cop stuff was to have fun with Ochako while wasting her time and you know it!"

"Excuse me?!" Momo did not like being called like this. "Who are you calling a chode, the shit stain of Majin Buu?

"Does anybody else in here smell of seared salmon and raw shrimp? Hmm?" Mina shot back at Momo.

"Look who's talking, Miss Spare-Me-Extra-Panties-Cause-I Ruined-Mines." Kyouka interjected.

"I know Keloid Ears isn't talking shit," interjected Mina. "Don't you have a date with a notepad and a shotgun, Nirvana Killjoy?!"

"How dare you!" shouted Kyouka.

"Dare to learn how to carry a tune because what you call music, raccoons and possums in trash cans sound better than you!"

"At least I didn't make a mess in the bathroom stall so bad that a hazmat team had to take care of it!" Kyouka barked back.

"Hazmat, huh? One word. Two syllables - Den-ki!"

"What about him?"

"Don't be cute. Kaminari told me everything that happened after school that day. Does dry hump ring a bell?"

Kyouka turned beet red. The nerve of that pink bitch and the nerve of tattle-tailing bastard.

Tooru clicked her tongue. "Some popcorn is needed right now," she said while giggling.

Mina turned her head at Tooru. "I see you, Tooru-chan!"

"You see me?" questioned Tooru.

"No, I was saying you will see ICU if you continue to instigate. Because for you, disappearing is quite easy. Anybody can throw clothes on a chair and say it's you," said Mina.

"You're about to unsee a fist into your eye," shouted Tooru to Mina. "A hazmat team won't be needed, but a coroner's office will be needed to wipe and pick up your pieces!"

"Fuck you, Hagakure!" shouted Mina.

"Unfortunately, I am not one of your uncles. What's the matter? Feeling lonely," said Tooru teasingly.

"Ooh…! That's it!" Mina then shot her Acid from her right palm at the invisible girl, who ducked to avoid it. However it hits Momo in the face, lucky the potency was reduced so it was only like a goopy lemonade.

"Aah! My eyes!" The raven-haired girl cried in pain as she wiped away the goopy substance from her way, it sting a lot!

"Oh my gosh! Sorry, Yaomomo, that wasn't for you, it was for Tooru!" Mina quickly apologized.

Kyouka then burst into laughter. "I bet that's not the short of cloudy goop you were expecting, eh Yaomomo? Still, the look suits you well, the look of a slut!" She snickered at her.

Momo removed the goop from her eyes and glared as she growled enraged with her reddened eyes. She created a metal staff from her arm and rushed at her! "I got something hard and sturdy for your stinking ass!"

Kyouka was caught off guard when Momo lunged onto her at a high rate of speed, causing them to crash where Ochako was positioned.

The chair snapped from the back legs, causing her to fall on her back. However, the rope became loose enough in order to give her the advantage.

"Oh, God," she muttered as she was managing to get up. She watched as her best friends were fighting each other - Kyouka and Momo were fighting, Mina and Toru began battling; Tsuyu tried to leave before being pulled by Mina and Toru.

She looked at the clock. She was ten minutes late. Can she go like this? She was dirty, her dress was ruined, and her hair was unkempt. Nevertheless, a promise was a promise. She gathered her things from the 'evidence' table and returned them to her purse. Taking the chance that everyone was distracted, she jumped off from Mina's balcony and used her Zero Gravity to quickly return to her room.

"Okay, okay, don't panic Ochako! I'm late, but I can still make it if I hurry!" She rushed to her wardrobe. "Lucky, I'm a prepared woman. Somehow I knew I wouldn't go to my sweet DekuBun's arms without running into issues." She brought out her old dress. "I didn't want to use this one, but it'll have to do. *Groans* Maybe Mom can do something about this one?" She glanced at her ruined dress before shaking her head off. "That would be for later, gotta hurry!" She quickly changed her clothes and went to check herself in the mirror "Okay! This pretty good! *Groans* But no time to properly do my hair…!" She had shaken off the dust from the fire extinguisher and changed her dress, the problem was that her hair was a brown messy bush and she was nearly 15 minutes late! She brushed her hand over her hair, tidying it up a little. "Not much, but it'll do. The others didn't rush through the door again, so they didn't notice that I left yet, I can make it! Wait for me Izuku!" She grabbed her purse and rushed out of her room.

She hoped and prayed that he was still there.


"Hell," shouted Mina. "Sensei is gonna kick our ass." The dorm was in a disarray. Walls splattered in acid, destroyed furniture, and the door to her balcony was wide open. Mina was rubbing the soreness on her arms. She saw Tooru lying on the ground with little birds flying around her head. Momo was slumped over at the computer desk with her head against the shattered computer monitor. Tsuyu was lying on the bed with a black eye.

This was a disaster. Their interrogation caused them to turn against each other. They didn't go anywhere with the possibility of them going to see a doctor (because going to Recovery Girl would be trouble). To make matters worse, their prime suspect was gone...thanks to the opened door to the balcony as proof.

Mina approached the dazed Tsuyu on the bed. "Tsu! Tsu-chan, wake up!"

Tsuyu's tongue was lying on her face. She was panting loudly.

"Tsu-chan?"

"How many times I have to tell you. I'm not from 63rd, ribbit!" Her eyes were swirls like in anime.

Mina felt bad for doing this, but by any means necessary.

SLAP!

Tsuyu immediately shot up. "Ouch! What the hell, you little bitch!"

"Sorry, Tsu-chan! You were literally out of it."

"Yeah, I was." Tsuyu punched her shoulder.

"Ouch!" Mina cried out.

"Because of you, I have a black eye, ribbit!" Tsuyu sat up on the bed. She began surveying the damage. "Man! I think now will be a good time to contact Momo-chan's people before Monday. Or else, all of us will be holding pails of water until graduation."

"Or worse, house arrest." Momo spoke as she returned to the living. She felt a sharp pain coming from the back of head. She turned to the source. Static was flying out of the computer monitor. "Damn, were we that rough toward each other?"

"Yeah, I guess so, ribbit," said Tsuyu.

"Kayama-sensei was right. Love will make anyone crazy," said Mina.

"Even to the point in which we turned against each other." It was Tooru that spoke. She stood up, still feeling the pain on her legs. "God, I need to lay off the sweets after working out."

"Is everybody okay," asked Mina.

"Yeah," said Tooru.

"Yeah, ribbit," said Tsuyu.

"Fine," said Momo.

Mina paused when she noticed something else was missing. "Hey, where's Kyouka-chan?"

"Present!"

Each girl turned when they noticed the huge hole in the wall, probably due to the acid from Mina. Kyouka staggered as she walked out of the hole and into the adjacent dorm, which happened to be Tooru's. "What in the Kotonoha?"

"Aww, my room!" The invisible girl wailed in dismay when seeing the damages to her stuff.

"Can't even tell you, Kyouka-chan," said Mina. She whistled as she was seeing the damage. "Yaomomo?"

"Say no more. I'll have Mom's people to come by tomorrow to survey and fix any damages. Things will be good as new before Mon…."

The sound of a damaged ceiling collapsed from the neighboring room.

"I'll call now," said Momo as she reached for the cell phone.

Mina groaned frustratingly. Not only was her room destroyed, the dorm room next door was destroyed, and the dorm room above it, which happened to belong to Mineta!

Mina panickedly looked at Momo. "Please hurry, Yaomomo!"

"On it." She made the call to her mother.

"And what if someone comes and sees all of this?" Tooru asked worriedly.

"We'll say that you guys are making renovations." Tsuyu replied, keeping her cool. "As for Mineta-chan's room we'll say that the…."

"I don't know," interjected Mina. "Did Mineta ever have a room?"

"Who is this Minoru Mineta you speak of?" asked Kyouka.

"I thought he stayed in the dumpsters beside Heights Alliance," said Momo. "Along with his rodent and vermin friends."

"You're sure it wasn't an utility closet or something?" asked Tooru.

The girls shared a laugh for a moment. "Okay, but seriously, we'll say that the renovations caused an accident, ribbit." Tsuyu said with a more serious tone.

"Sounds good." Mina and the rest nodded in agreement.

"All right, Mom says that she'll send people here soon and have everything ready in several hours." Momo informed.

"You both can tuck in with me and Yaomomo for the time being." Kyouka said to Tooru and Mina.

"Thanks guys!" Tooru thanked them cheerfully and Mina nodded with the same expression.

The pink girl then cleared her throat. "Now that everyone is accounted for and we have the damages covered, we need to address the elephant in the room or rather, the lack thereof." Mina declared. Everyone was confused for a second.

"Oh shit! Ochako escaped!" Kyouka shouted, her eyes as wide as saucers and the rest was about the same.

"Damn, she must have fled through the balcony in the middle of the tussle." Momo deduced it by looking at the open door to Mina's balcony.

"Nice work, you pink idiot!" Tooru snarled at her.

"Me?!"

"Yeah, you! Because of you starting this whole fiasco, my room is a wreck AND Ochako-chan is probably on Izu-kun's lap about now!"

"You little-!"

"Ladies, ladies, calm down!" Tsuyu got in the middle of them. "This is not time to get at each other's throats. As we just learned, we can cause a lot of damage if we let our violent impulses take control and God knows what will happen if we let it loose again, so we all need to keep our head cool. Ribbit." She added in a stern, yet calm tone to ease them.

"...Yeah, you're right." Tooru calmed down. Mina nodded in agreement. "Sorry for accusing you, Mina-chan. I got carried away." She apologized.

"It's okay. We all got carried away." Mina shrugged it off.

"I'll say. It's unnerving, actually. We all are going yandere because of that sexy bunny." Kyouka wore a concerned look on her face.

"It'll be okay, we can worry about that later. For now let's focus on cockblocking that betraying bitch of Ochako-chan. Ribbit." Tsuyu replied.

"I agree with Tsu-chan." Momo agreed. "Fortunately it's only been 15 minutes past 7 and no way she would rush to Izuku looking like a mess. She must have gone to change and if we hurry we might catch her in time!" Her tone was hurrying.

"Then, what are we waiting for!? Let's get 'er!" Mina declared.

"Yeah!" All girls shouted in unison before rushing out of the room at high speeds.


"It's been 15 minutes. Round Face ain't showing, so pay up bitches!" Kacchan declared with a thrupham smile. All of the guys still sat on the couch and watched TV as they waited to see if Uraraka showed up.

"Impatient as always, Bakugou-kun. It's clear that you don't understand the fairer sex in terms of properly getting ready for an important event." Yuga replied as he drank his tea.

"Pff! Of course you say that, wannabe Frenchie, you're even sissier than Deku." The explosive teen insulted him.

"If me liking to take care of my own appearance makes me a sissy as you say, then I confess being guilty of the charges." The French blond was unfazed by the insult. "And as I was about to say, dear Uraraka must still be getting ready, an unexpected delay happened or she just decided to be fashionably late, to pull the heartstrings of our lapine, mon ami." He added.

"Oh please!" Kacchan frowned incredulously.

"No, no. He's got a point." Eijiro pointed at Aoyama. "Girls like to take their sweet time when getting ready."

"And women like to play with men when they want to." Said Minoru bitterly. He shivered when he remembered his internship with Mt. Lady.

Then the guys heard quick steps approaching. "Ah, look who's coming." Yuga said smugly, the rest of the boys turned and saw Ochako rushing through the living room and to the main door.

"..." There was a pregnant silence in the room.

"See? What did I tell you?" Aoyama said victoriously as he finished his cup of tea. Then the rest of the guys shot themselves at the window and saw that Uraraka was rushing towards Midoriya, who sat on a nearby bench.

Right outside….

Izuku sat down on the bench in front of Heights Alliance. The sun was beginning to set and the temperatures were cooling down. A cool breeze gave him a chill in his sweaty shirt. He received a text from Ochako about being a few minutes late, citing a wardrobe malfunction and needing a quick change of clothes. Izuku understood, recalling the umpteen times his mother would change clothes before going out with his father.

"Hey, De...Izuku! Sorry that I am late!"

Izuku looked up to see his date, she was rushing quickly. Immediately, his mouth became agape. She looked simple. She looked pretty. Just simple and pretty. He remembered that dress from the party at I-Island. He tried recalling if he had complimented her on the dress or her appearance. Either way, it didn't hurt reminding the brunette. Her hair was a little rattled up, but he didn't care. She was beautiful as she always was in his eyes.

He stood up. "Urar...Ochako! You...you...oh, my God, you are…."

Ochako began to blush, with her cheeks becoming a rosy red. "You're sweet. Especially when you're muttering."

"Well, eh hehe. Sorry, I get like this when I'm with the most beautiful girl in the world." Izuku replied with a shy smile as he rubbed the back of his head bashfully.

"Aww, Izuku~" She smiled happily. Izuku was so sweet with her even she's looking like a mess and she couldn't be any happier. "And you are the cutest and most handsome boy in the whole universe~!" She said bubbly.

Izuku blushed deeply at this. His ears twitched. His tail began to shake furiously. Then it hit him - the rose!

He swallowed the lump in his throat. "This is for you. A beautiful flower, for another" He extended the rose to Uraraka. He surprised himself with how that came out, but he won't complain of his sudden confidence.

Her eyes were sparkling as she accepted Izuku's gift for her. She placed it on her rose. "Smells lovely. Thank you"

"You're welcome." Izuku nodded happily.

Ochako walked over to him. She pressed her face toward him and kissed him on the cheek.

Izuku's mind was becoming like a train engine. Steam was coming out of his ears. He was riding on Cloud Nine. Ochako didn't even realize she was floating a couple of inches off the ground.

"Well, Ochako! Ready to go to the movies?"

She nodded. "Definitely. As long as it isn't a movie involving cops, kidnappings or betraying friends at all."

He laughed. "It won't. I was thinking Demon Slayer Mugen Train is up our alley." He really wanted to see that movie, it's the rage all over Japan these days.

"Ooh, I heard it's amazing!" Ochako was looking forward to that as well. "Shall we go?"

"Yeah! Let's!"

Ochako decided to take the opportunity to take his hand. "Oh, my God! It's so soft! Like a baby bunny rabbit! My baby bunny rabbit!" She was turning beet red. Out of the blue, she decided to kiss him on the cheek again.

Only this time, she wanted the entire 1-A class to witness this moment as they were heading along their way.

At the same time back inside…

Most of the guys were wide-eyed and agape. "Ahh… Young love, isn't it something beautiful?" Yuga said as he stood alongside his classmates with a pleased smile.

"He did it! Madlad went and finally did it!" Denki grinned.

"About time." Shouto wore a tiny smile. Mashirao, Rikido, Fumikage, Mezou and Minoru nodded in approval

"Woo-hoo! Let's bring out the champagne to celebrate!" Eijiro grinned hyped as he threw his arms up.

"It's happening… It's finally happening… I knew they were meant to be!" Tenya cried as he clenched his right fist dramatically. His ship is finally sailing!

"I'll be his best man and name their firstborn." Shouto said bluntly.

"Eh? No way! I'm his best and also Uraraka-kun's! I have the right to be Midoriya-kun's best man and be their child's godparent!" Tenya argued as he chopped the air.

"I'm Midoriya's best friend." Shouto argued back, not changing his expression.

"C'mon dudes! We all know BakuBro is DekuBro's best friend, he should be his best man and their little kid's godparent!" Eijiro interjected as he surrounded the explosive blond with his right arm. "Don't worry bro, I'll help you out with planning the bachelor party and everything." He turned to him with a grin.

"Ass and tities! Wet t-shirt contests at the bachelor party. Alcohol and foreign women for everybody," cried Mineta happily. "Neko babes dressed as maids!" He wiped his eyes as tears continued to fall. "God bless America!"

"We're so in for that, bros!" Denki agreed with him.

"We're in Japan, you putz," commented Fumikage. "But um...add me in...for observation!"

"Ah, Tokoyami. I knew you were one of us! A man of culture." Denki put a hand on his shoulder.

"We've been waiting for you, our broodying cultured brother." Mineta smiled pleasingly.

"Like hell I would make a shitty bachelor party for that fucking virgin!" Kacchan shouted angrily as he slapped away Kirishima's hand. "And stop acting like deranged shippers, will ya?! Besides, it's obvious that Uraraka asked him out for pity or whatever reason and more obviously that Shitty Deku will screw it over somehow!" He ranted as he was pissed off.

"I doubt it, Midoriya looks to be doing good." Fumikage pointed at the window as the others saw that Izuku wasn't shaking like a leaf like he would have normally done, or anything of his usual mannerism.

"Yeah, he even gave her a rose. Going in for those romantic points." Denki interjected as he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Pff! He couldn't be more obvious and cheesy." Kacchan argued.

"Stop all that hating, Bakugou! Mad because you got to beat your dick every night?" said Mineta.

"Yeah man, can't you be happy for him even once?!" Denki frowned.

"You're just jealous that Midoriya has a date and you don't." Shouto said serenely.

"Fuck off, Shitty Halves! I already have a girl!"

"Your hand doesn't count."

"No, you asshole! I mean Camie!" Kacchan stated.

"Wait. That Utsushimi girl, from the provisional license exam?" Shouto and the others were taken aback by this statement.

"Bullshit! No way you scored that hottie!" Mineta shouted at him incredulously.

"She may look like a bimbo, no way she ain't that stupid!" Denki did the same.

"Not that I don't believe you can get a girlfriend, but, do you have proof?" Eijiro asked him.

Katsuki smirked as he brought out his phone. "How's this for bullshit?" Wore a confident smile as he showed a picture of Camie Utsushimi coming out of the shower and with a towel covering her front, showing a lot of her cleavage. The picture read: Miss you, Kacchan baby~.

"..." There was another pregnant silence.

"Okay, spill it, Bakugou! What sort of dirty secret do you have of her?!" Denki accused her.

"You're extorting her, aren't you?! Admit it!" Minoru accused him as he cried tears of blood.

Kacchan blew a raspberry. "As if! We started dating after we retake our exam. Tell 'em Todoroki, you were there. You saw how Camie and I got along." He glanced at the icy hot teen.

"I remember she made you laugh. But that doesn't explain how it went from that to her sending you nude pics of her." Shouto replied. "How do we if you didn't pay her for that picture?"

"Hmph! That's cause you didn't see what happened after that. Don't remember that I was gone for awhile before we both came back? Guess what happened." Katsuki kept his grin.

There was yet another pregnant silence as everyone put two and two together. "...You're lying." Shouto refused to believe it.

"Yeah! now that's bullshit!" Denki shouted furiously at him.

"It's freaking impossible!" Minoru still cried tears of blood.

"Oh you don't believe me? Figured as much so I got a picture of when it happened. I can show you right now!" Kacchan replied.

"I speak for everyone when I say- OH MY GOD!" Tenya tried to stop him, but Bakugou showed them a selfie of himself receiving a blowjob from Camie. The brunette looked delighted and made peace signs. Katsuki in his picture wore a confident smirk.

"Now you believe, you fucking naysayers?" Katsuki smirked triumphantly as most of the others were jaw dropped

"She looks like she's enjoying it…" Hanta muttered.

"And she isn't puking her guts out…" Fumkage did the same.

"WHY?!" Both Denki and Minoru shouted in dismay.

"Because once Camie had a taste of all of this, she couldn't get enough! She fucking loved it and call me Daddy! She can be a bimbo when she wants and I freaking love it and lemme tell ya, those soft, plum, glossy lips of hers? Holy shit, she's a pro with those. Heh, shame you'll never feel it for yourselves, losers! Because those along with all of her are mine! We're already arranging our next date!" Bakugou replied smugly. "And if you don't believe me, I got more of these pictures of us together along with many other nude pics of her and a long text conversation, you wanna see them?" He added.

"You know what? I think you got the point across." Shouto wore a slight frown.

"Aww, what's wrong, Icy hot? Sad cause you still spend nights creaming your sheets over Ponytail?" Kacchan teased him.

Shouto flinched slightly and his cheeks barely reddened. "I don't know what you're talking about." He glanced to the side.

"Heh! Who's the jealous prick now, huh?"

"Why are we still here…? Just to suffer…?" Denki was crying as he was on all fours.

"God has abandoned us…" Minoru was the same.

"Uhh… Well then! Congrats for getting a girlfriend, bro! Huge props!" Eijiro patted his back with a happy grin. "Although, why have you never said anything about it before? You could at least tell me." He felt a little hurt that one of his best friends didn't tell him anything about this any sooner.

"Naw don't be a baby about it, Kirishima. You know I like to keep my stuff for myself. Besides, why do I need to rub off my sexy girlfriend on these extras' faces?" Bakugou replied plainly.

"Right, I get it… You'll let me be your best man and your kid's godfather, right?" The hardening teen asked him.

"We'll see 'bout that." Kacchan pocketed his hands and shrugged.

Tenya recovered from the shock and cleared his throat. "Um, now then everyone. Since we've confirmed Aoyama-kun's claim, I'd say that we should carry on with our activities, no need to eavesdrop on Midoriya-kun and Uraraka-kun's date." He said to the guys, his face still profusely red.

"Sure, but you guys gotta pay me, Kaminari, Kirishima and Tokoyami here." Hanta smirked.

"Hold on, mon ami. While it is true that the lady has shown up, meaning that Bakugou-kun's bet is lost, it's still too early to call it off. I still believe that their first date won't go as smoothly as you think." Yuga interjected confidently.

"Tsk!" Katsuki threw his head to the side.

"And also, Sero," interjected Eijiro. "You didn't put in on this! So I don't owe you anything."

"Actually, guys! We didn't really establish clear cut boundaries about this," retorted Tenya. "Yes, a bet was made about Uraraka-kun going with Midoriya-kun. However, we are not sure about the date as it is currently in progress."

"So, what are you saying?" questioned Sero.

"Call me Mr. Frizzle." Tenya took off his glasses. "For I'm thinking about conducting a little field trip...for observation and the sure safety of our dear classmates."

"What?" said the boys in a stunned voice.

"But what about not wanting to eavesdrop on their date?" Eijiro asked him, confused.

Iida put back on his glasses. "I know I said that, however! We all must go out and ensure the safety of our dear friends, we don't know if the League of Villains is just waiting for any of us to go out to attack, don't remember that same thing happened before summer break?" Tenya reminded them. "Besides, a new frontier has been established on this day. If Midoriya-kun is exploring his new horizons, then why not us? He stood by us a lot of times, so it's right that we all stand by him today! So let's explore this brand new conquest of ours and follow Midoriya-kun and Uraraka-kun to see how they are in a new environment. For once I say the bets are off!" He reached into his pocket and pulled out $45. "I bet you that Midoriya-kun will succeed!"

"It sounds to me like you just wanna make sure your ship sails, but what the hell? So do I." Shouto smiled. " $45 for me"

Mineta looked at Denki. "Can I borrow $20?" Denki didn't reply as he reached into his wallet and gave him the money.

Each of the 1-A boys contributed to the success or failure of Izuku and Ochako's date.

"Fuck it," scoffed Katsuki. "$100 if he can't kiss her on the lips. Nothing more, nothing less! Pigs are gonna fly home before he does, even less go all the way."

"Dunno, man. Stranger things happened, you for example got laid and now have a hot girlfriend." Hanta retorted.

"And she seems to genuinely like you." Fumikage added.

"Fuck you, you sad virgins! At least I can call myself a real man!"

As the boys placed their bets in cash, there were a group of their counterparts who were placing their bets...in blood.

Mina and the girls rushed through the common area, ignoring the boys as they were heading outside of the dorm.

They stopped right outside the door and they all witnessed Ochako giving Izuku a kiss on the check, a red rose was on her hair.

And boy the girls were seething with burning rage! "Dammit! Too late!" Kyouka cursed furiously.

"Oooh…! And Izuku looks so cute!" Tooru wailed in frustration.

"And he went for the romantic approach with that rose! Those are my favorites!" Momo bit her thumb.

"I should be the one kissing him!" Mina said indignantly.

"I should be the one between his legs…" Tsuyu said darkly.

"Uhh… Girls?" They all heard Sero's voice.

"Uh oh…" All the girls thought at the same time as they slowly turned to see all of the guys standing there in utter confusion.

"Um… Hey you guys, didn't see you there, hehe…" Mina greeted them with a wavering grin.

"Are you girls, all right? You seem like you went through a rough beating." Eijiro asked them with concern.

"And what's with the cop costumes? Are you all going for a costume party tonight or something?" Mashiraro asked them.

"Oh, these? Oh yeah, we were planning on going to a costume party!" Tooru lied.

"That's right, we were planning on going as police officers who received a beating, these bruises are just make-up." Momo lied as naturally as she could.

"Ribbit. This black eye is just eyeshadow, I wanted to go for the Todoroki-chan look." Tsuyu added to the lie.

"I'll take that as a compliment." Shouto replied bluntly.

"Kaminari, Mineta. If you two are thinking of snapping pictures…" Kyouka glared threatendly at them.

"Whaaaa…? We weren't doing that." Denki lied as he and Mineta both had their phones in their hands.

"Yeah, n-not at all." The midget lied as well as both of them saved their phones. "Oh, I'm so adding to the list of things to do when we get our harem! Bunny girls dressed in sexy cop uniforms!" He tried to not saliated at that thought.

"Hey, is it me or did it suddenly get hotter here?" Eijiro asked as everyone noticed the air getting a little warmer.

"It's just you." Shouto replied calmly as he put his right hand over his shoulder. He emamanted a little bit of heat from his left side when seeing his secret crush in a cop outfit. "Not gonna lie, she looks hot like that."

"Okay then, but why were you looking at Midoriya-kun and Uraraka-kun?" Tenya asked them.

"Oh that's uh…" Mina tried to come up with an excuse.

"We just wanted to see her off before going to her date with Izuku." Fortunately, Momo did it for her.

"That's right, but we took so long in getting ready that we missed her." Kyouka backed her up.

"So you know Midoriya and Uraraka had a date right now?" Hanta asked them as he signaled at said couple walking away hand in hand.

"Yep, she told us!" Tooru replied. It wasn't a total lie. "We were actually going to go after them!" However, she slipped up at the end and covered her mouth. "Oops!"

"Dammit, Hagakure!" The rest of the girls mentally facepalmed.

"Really? But weren't you going to a party?" Denki asked them, tilting his head in confusion.

"We were, ribbit. But then we thought that we should keep an eye on them, you know, in case something bad happens to them, like let's say, if Ochako-chan gets hit by a truck, or poisoned or just disappears!" Tsuyu interjected.

"It's true, the Villains could be lurking everywhere ready to strike!" Mina backed her up.

"Uh-huh! Uh-huh! It's just to make sure they are okay!" Said Tooru fervently.

"Great minds think alike! We were actually thinking the same!" Tenya smiled at the girls, who mentally sighed in relief.

"Then can we come along?" Momo asked politely.

"Certainly, the more the merrier!" The class rep accepted gladly.

"But, is it okay for all of us to leave? Wouldn't Aizawa-sensei forbid it?" Mashirao asked.

"Don't worry, I'll send him a message that we're going to have a group hangout and that we'll come back soon." Tenya replied as he pulled out his phone to start typing the text to their teacher.

"Anyway God knows he needs at least a night off from having to deal with us." Denki smirked.

"I bet he'll spend it with a certain R-Rated Heroine." Tooru whispered to Kyouka, who nodded in agreement.

"Done, he says it's alright as long as we periodically text him until we return." Tenya informed the others. "Now remember everyone, we are watching from afar, we should not interfere with the date of our friends, is that clear?" He asked with a serious tone as he chopped the air.

The boys nodded in understanding.

"Oh, we promise you, we won't interfere at all." Momo replied with a slight sinister grin, the rest of the others were about the same.

"Hey, guys. Hang back a bit," said Mineta. "I need to go to my room and grab something."

Toru waved her hands. "If it is about money, my treat!"

"Oh! Thanks," said Minoru. "Okay, let's go!"

Hopefully by the time they get back, the repairs will be complete...or at least find another dorm for him to crash. Although the dumpster sounds promising….

Meanwhile with Izuku and Ochako….

Both teens were walking as they held hands. Deku's heart soared. Ochako felt like living her happiest dream. Both glanced at each other with happy smiles and both shared the same thought. "Tonight will be perfect." Both however were unaware of the audience following them discreetly, even less of the group of girls seeking to make their night anything but perfect.

To be Continued…

SS: I know, I know guys! Sorry if we didn't get to the good stuff today, thing is we got carried away and decided to cut this even further as it was getting long. This should be the part where I promise again that next time will be the big one, but knowing us it's a safer bet to say that we'll get there eventually…

BD: We treat these chapters episodically, giving you guys the feel as if you were watching television. So, unlike my previous works, I am taking up Sora's method of treating this story as a series. But, man! A crazy ride for Ochako and her crew. Deku got away nearly scot-free compared to her.

SS: Yeah, you and GOTA can get evil when you want. And I love it! Don't worry, it won't be the last time we pull something like this, this is just the start of the madness!

BD: Stay tuned for more of this story. I know you guys have so many questions about this series. But, all in due time. Good things come to those who wait.

SS: You'll be eating well with the two of us, so we promise more by next week. Until then, May your Hearts be your guiding keys and Team Greenshade! And don't worry we'll get to that sweet sweet Greenshade you all want, someday…

BD: We're still looking for artists to draw our favorite pair (as well as the others). Please comment, like, follow, share. Something to make this story and the artists grow. God bless, strive and prosper! Until next time….