Chapter 13: Explanation

Vivi lead the strange yet interesting group to a rather safe and hidden spot where they could talk.

"Okay… we have a lot that you need to explain to me if I'm going to joining this crew!" yelled Tomo.

"Who are you?" asked Luffy.

"The name's Tomo… I'm a bounty hunter here… or was… I use a 1 ton mallet to fight, they say I'm a tomboy and 17." Said Tomo introducing herself.

"That's cool!" yelled Luffy.

"Is she?" whispered Tashegi.

"Yeah…" sighed Zoro, "She is…"

"So… what's' going to on exactly…" said Zoro.

"Well… you see…" said Vivi who then blinked and said, "Um… you have a rabbit on your head."

Rabbit-Patnene was indeed on his head… with pink heart coming from her.

"Just ignore her for now, she'll explain everything later…" sighed Zoro.

Vivi sighed and began to tell her story.

"You see… I'm the Princess of Alabasta on the most civilized countries on the Grand Line… or it was… until recently…" said Vivi.

"What do you mean?" asked Nami.

That's when Vivi who was sitting next to Zoro grabbed his hand for comfort, making Rabbit-Pantene and Tomo glare at her.

"You see, recently the civilians have grown rebellious, so Igaram and I heard rumors about Baroque Works spreading rumors among, so we infiltrated it and see what's going on from the inside." Said Vivi.

"So what is it?" asked Tomo who seemed to shaking.

"It turns out that the leader Mr. 0 is trying to form his own militarily dictatorship…" said Vivi.

"What! But what they told when I joined… they were trying to form a utopia!" yelled Tomo.

Vivi looked at Tomo almost as if she was crying, "I'm sorry you fell of that but that's the truth…"

Tomo looked into her eyes and knew immediately… she was telling the truth.

"Those bastards!" yelled Tomo, "I'm going crush the buses bones with my bare hands!"

She then punched an extremely big hole with her bare hand, causing everyone to gape.

After a minute of gaping they turned back to Vivi.

"So who's the boss?" asked Luffy.

"I can't tell you… anyone who finds out will be targeted." Said Vivi shaking.

"Oh…" whined Luffy.

"All I know is that the boss is a very scary guy." Said Tomo.

"Of course Crocodile one of the 7 Warlords of the Sea is scary." Said Vivi.

"You just told us!" yelled everyone else other than the mostly invisible Kuina.

That's when there was a sideline among them… they also noticed an otter riding on a vulture who saw them.

"I'm sorry!" cried Vivi.

"Thanks a lot! I had a deal! A deal with that guy saying that if we deliver you safely that there would be a billion berry award!" yelled Nami.

"Billion Berry reward?" asked everyone else.

"Yes…" sighed Tashegi, "When she heard about that she's a Princess she's going to try to get a billion berries."

This made everyone sweat drop.

"Nami… that's evil…" said Luffy with a sweat drop.

"I don't care any more!" yelled Nami who walked away… she was a walking away she aw that the otter was drawing pictures… she saw that the pictures were of herself, Luffy, Zoro, Tashegi and Tomo… due to the fact that Pantene was a rabbit she was of course ignored, Nami turned back and yelled out, "There's not going back now…"

"Gee… you think?" asked Tomo sarcastically.

"So we're wanted by one of the 7 War Lords of the Sea." Said Luffy with a big smile.

"It sounds like fun." Said Zoro.

"You're all idiots!" yelled Tashegi.

"Why… did this have to happen." Cried Nami.

"Don't worry I have a solution…" said a voice.

They turned to find Mr. 8… well his real name is Igaram… dressed like Vivi.

"Wow Mr. 8… I didn't know… you were a tranny." Said Tomo trying to suppress a laugh.

"Now I don't know where the other girl but I figure she's somewhere safe." Said Igaram.

"I'm pretty sure we know she is." Said Tashegi eyeing Patnene still on Zoro's head.

"Right now the plan is that I take these 5 dummies to Alabasta while you go own way." Said Igaram.

"No offence… but I don't think you'd be a very good decoy." Said Tomo.

"I know… but all I hope is that they chase me as opposed to you." Said Igaram.

"Oh Igaram." Said Vivi.

"May I have the eternal pose.

And so they went to the coast to bid farewell to Igaram, Vivi gave him the eternal pose to Alabasta (a log pose that will forever remember the one island)

"Be safe Vivi." Said Igaram.

"You too Igaram." Said Vivi.

"Straw Hat… keep the Princess." Said Igaram.

"Will do!" said Luffy.

And so they watched him set sail in a small boat… that until it exploded… after a moment of silence Zoro took charge.

"Nami is the log pose set?" asked Zoro.

"Yeah it's set." Said Nami.

"I'll go get the others!" said Luffy.

"And we'll get the ship set up," said Zoro.

Vivi stood frozen while Nami comforted her, while the others left.

While Zoro (with Patnene on his head), Tashegi, Tomo and Kuina ran to the ship, Kuina knew something right away.

"He's not dead." Said Kuina.

"What?" whispered Zoro.

"I can sense he's not dead… the person who did that him for some reasion saved him." Said Kuina.

Both Tashegi and Zoro nodded and silently both agreed that it was best for Vivi to find out on her own.

Meanwhile Luffy busted into house that the rest of the crew was staring at waking up Mari.

"What's going on?" she asked rubbing her eyes then putting on her glasses.

"I'll explain later!" said Luffy garbing Sanji buy the leg and Usopp by the nose and dragged them out.

"Okay…" said Mari with a sweat drop.

Back at the Going Merry, the 4 arrived, with Zoro getting ready, Rabbit-Patnene getting off Zoro's head and getting a kettle ready.

"Okay… that's weird…" said Tomo watching Rabbit-Pantene do what she did.

"What's with the duck!" said Zoro out loud.

Tomo turned around and saw the large yellow duck he was referring too.

"Oh that's Ms Wend… I mean Vivi's pet duck… I'm sure she worried about him." Said Tomo.

"We have to go right now." They heard Nami yell.

But I can eave him!" they heard Vivi yell.

Those on the ship looked to see them.

"What's going on?" asked Tashegi.

"She's missing her giant duck." Said Nami.

"Don't worry." Said Tomo pointing to the duck, "Carue's right here."

This made Vivi sweat drop.

"Okay! I have everyone." Said Luffy still dragging Usopp and Sanji, he then noticed they were unconscious, "Oh man… why did they fall asleep!"

"Um… Luffy… they're unconscious began you dragged them." Said Mari with a sweat drop.

The last of them bared the ship and they set sailed

"Where Pantene?" asked Mari

That's when the naked Patnene came out the kitchen… immediately bushed bright red and punched Luffy in the face (because he was conscious unlike Usopp and Sanji).

"You pervert!" yelled Pantene, "Why didn't any tell me he was back!"

Patnene immediately pulled out her clothes from pocket space and got dressed.

"Why didn't you do that in the kitchen!" yelled Nami.

Pantene shrugged… he honestly didn't know.

As they were leaving the island and Nami knocked out Usopp and Sanji after they regained consciousness because they were asking questions about hey they were leaving too soon they heard a voice.

"Just make sure you don't hit any rocks." Said the voice.

"Yeah…" said Luffy.

That's when they realized none of them recognized the voice, they turned around and saw a woman in her late 20's wearing a skimpy purple cow girl outfit… she looked at Zoro with a slight smirk then tuned her attention towards Luffy.

"So your Monkey D. Luffy." Said the woman, "I can't believe your taking Broke Works on your own."

"Ms. All Sunday!" yelled Vivi.

"That's Ms. All Sunday!" yelled Tomo.

"Who is she?" asked Tashegi.

"She's the partner of the boss himself." Said Vivi, "She's the one lead me to finding his identity."

"I lead you to him." Said Ms. All Sunday.

"So she's a good guy…" said Luffy.

"I know when we found out you snitched!" said Vivi.

"I'm confused." Said Luffy, "So she's a bad guy."

"Either way!" said Tomo.

Each member of the crew drew their weapon… as well as Usopp and Sanji (who drew a gun) at Ms. All Sunday.

"So what's going on?" asked Usopp.

"Beat me… I'm only helping because Ms. Wednesday was in trouble." Said Sanji.

"Now don't point those things me." Said Ms. All Sunday.

That's when she used a mysterious Devil Fruit powers that knocked away Usopp and Sanji who were next to her and the weapons out the of everyone else and used her power to touch Zoro's… um… treasure…

After a few more thing she did and giving him an eternal pose to nothing island as the skip the next island of Little Garden, Luffy smashed it saying they weren't going to take her way… and so she left on a giant tortoise.

"Wow that's a big turtle!" said Luffy who seemed slightly distracted.

"He my new captain?" thought Tomo with a sweat drop.

As Ms. All Sunday left, Zoro seemed to stay in the same place, not moving.

"Zoro! What's wrong?" asked Pantene.

"That woman's devil fruit power… I don't know what it was… but she used it… to grope me." Said Zoro twitching slightly.

"Front or back…" said Tomo getting angry.

"Front…" muttered Zoro.

Everyone stared at Zoro… Zoro's girls angry at the woman, Sanji angry at Zoro… while everyone else had sweat drops.

"She might be our enemy… but I do have to say this…" said Kuina, "She's a pervert…"

Next Time: The Crew heads towards the island... Sanji's dealing with the fact that Zoro's getting more and more girls after him, while Patnene is constantly fighting with Tomo. Also Nami is thinking about a certain scam with all these girls after Zoro on board... what is it? Find out next time!

A/N: I have to say this... after seeing what Robin did to Franky a while back and what she said... you have to admit... she's a perv...