A/N: Well here's one that technically qualifies as a crossover. I've been toying around with a full on Ranma crossover later on... I'll do that after the Alabasta Arc for sure... I'm leaning towards a version of the 2nd Ranma movie. Anyway you know the deal: Please PM me ideas or suggestions of what you want to see updated. Enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 19: Sanji's In
Broggy, who had remained silent during the whole fight knowing it was best to keep quiet during a fight involving angry women. Especially involving an angry Amazon… deadly combination… seriously. But now that he freed him he was no longer silent… in fact he crying.
"Wow! Look at those tears! Their making rainbows!" yelled Luffy.
"He's dead!" cried Broggy.
That's when Dorry got up… causing almost everything to gape at the sight… well almost everyone.
"I should have mentioned he wasn't dead, shouldn't I?" asked Kuina.
Luffy, Zoro and Tashegi sweat dropped at the young angel…
"What's going with that anyway?" asked Zoro.
"I don't know either." said Kuina.
Everyone else sweat dropped at Zoro (and Kuina) then got back with to the topic at hand.
"It was the weapons!" said Usopp.
"The weapons?" asked Mari.
"The weapon look incredibly dull." said Tashegi.
And so the Giants had a touching moment… which quickly escalated into arguing.
"Don't fight now! It will just open your wounds!" yelled Nami.
That's when Sanji showed up.
"Girls I'm back!" said Sanji.
That's when Tomo took out her mallet and knocked him over the head.
"We could have used you!" she yelled out.
"Did something happen?" asked Sanji rubbing the bump.
"Okay… that's not normal." said Tomo.
"Did something happen?" asked Sanji.
"We got into a fight with Baroque Works. Zoro and others nearly died." said Tomo.
"What do you mean others?" asked Nami and Tashegi glaring at Tomo.
"Yeah, yeah… I wasn't one of the damsels in distress." said Tomo waving them off.
"That doesn't matter now." said Nami, "We should come up with a plan to get off the island."
"Why are we stuck? I got this." said Sanji taking out the eternal pose to Alabasta.
Everyone gaped at him.
Sanji began his tale on how he tricked Crocodile and got the Eternal Pose.
"Oh thank you Sanji!" said Vivi walking up to him and holding his hand.
Vivi looked at Zoro in her the corner of her eyes and saw that he wasn't jealous.
"Hey." said Zoro, "Did you remember the hunting challenge?"
"Hey the lizard I caught will beat anything you and Tomo caught." said Sanji.
"Yeah right my rhino will beat your lizard." said Zoro.
"I didn't catch anything so I'm disqualified." muttered Tomo.
And so the crew began to leave with Luffy, Usopp and Pantene giving final waves.
They got to the ship and the two were arguing over who won.
"They're the same size! Just get on board!" yelled Tashegi.
"Okay Tashegi!" said Sanji.
"No way! My rhino's bigger!" yelled Zoro.
"Zoro if you don't get up here, I'm going to charge you more!" yelled Nami.
"Fine…" muttered Zoro.
They shopped up the "lizard" and the "rhino" into meat chunks and took what they could, which made Luffy upset he couldn't take any more meat.
"Sorry Luffy… we can't fit all the meat on board." said Mari.
"Oh man…" pouted Luffy.
And so they headed out…
"Uh-oh…" said Kuina.
"What Uh-oh?" asked Tashegi.
Kuina took put a big book and began to look thought it… she sweat dropped when saw what it was.
"What's wrong?" whispered Tashegi.
"Well I had a bad feeling of this island… well it's just…" said Kuina who then said this very fast "There's a giant goldfish on the island that eats ships!"
Tashegi heard this and sweat dropped.
"Okay…" said Tashegi blinking.
As they sailed away from the island they saw the two Giants standing there.
"Since you saved our lives, it's time to repay our debt." said Groggy.
"Keep sailing no matter what." said Dorry.
That's when the giant gold fish came out of the water.
"A giant gold fish… that sounds familial." said Usopp.
The goldfish preceded to eat them. Fortunately thanks to Dorry and Broggy they destroyed the fish and sent the Going Merry merely on their way.
Shortly after this incident, there was a small meeting…
"So because you leveled up back there one more person can see you?" asked Luffy.
"That's right. I can let one more person see me. And since we're a group now it has to be a group decision." said Kuina.
There was a rather short silence, then at the same time Kuina, Zoro and Tashegi all said "Sanji;"
"That was weird." said Luffy.
"So it looks like the majority ruled for Sanji." said Kuina.
"So wait why Sanji?" asked Luffy very confused.
"He's getting jealous of the girls." said Tashegi.
"That bastard need to know that I'm under some sort curse" said Zoro.
"Um… Zoro… it's more like a spell gone wrong." said Kuina, but Zoro didn't listen.
"so how are we going to do this?" asked Luffy.
"We need someone to go get him so I can show him." said Kuina.
Kuina, Tashegi and Luffy and all looked at each other and the same time "Zoro."
"Wait… why me?" asked Zoro.
"Because you're the one that's cursed." said Luffy with big grin.
"I said it's a spell gone wrong!" yelled Kuina.
Zoro muttered under his breath and went to get him.
Zoro went into the galley and said to him, "Hey I need to talk to you important."
On the back deck the three heard a crash from the Galley.
"Maybe I should have been the one to ask him to come over." said Tashegi.
That's when Zoro came with a few bruises carrying a beaten up Sanji.
"Here." he said.
Tashegi sighed and began to shake Sanji awake.
"Hey Sanji wake up." said Tashegi.
"Oh Tashegi! Tank you for your concern!" said Sanji who then glared at Zoro, "Why did you do that."
"Zoro wants to let you in on a big secret." said Luffy.
"What sort of secret?" asked Sanji.
Kuina walked up to Sanji, put her finger on his forehead and said "I allow him to see me! Sanji!"
Sanji jumped when he saw Kuina appear in front of him.
"What the!" yelled Sanji.
Zoro sighed and said "This is my Guardian Angel, Kuina."
And that's when they began to explain the situation to Sanji.
"So you are hypnotizing them!" yelled Sanji.
"Hey did you hear the part about that I'll be a different person around them." muttered Zoro.
"That's right. He's slowly becoming that fumbling guy who can't deal with girls." said Kuina, "If one of them tries to seduce him, it's going to be awkward. He won't even be able to find his words."
"Did you have to say that?" asked Zoro.
Kuina merely stuck her tongue at him.
"Still why does he get all the girls?" muttered Sanji.
"Nami's not effected and neither is Tashegi. She's immune due to the fact she met me before she met Zoro." said Kuina.
"So that's how works." said Luffy ,"I was wondering about."
"So why did you choose me to see her?" asked Sanji.
"Because you're an asshole." muttered Zoro.
"What was that?" asked Sanji.
"You heard me!" yelled Zoro.
The two of them began to fight.
"Great…" said Tashegi.
"Hey!" yelled Mari running towards them looking concerned.
"What's wrong?" asked Luffy.
"Nami just collapsed!" cried Mari.
"What!" yelled everyone else.
They went into the girl's cabin where Nami was flushed and burning up. Pantene, Sanji, Luffy, Vivi and Mari watched her.
"She has a really high fever." said Pantene, "There's not much I can do."
"You some stuff about medicine, I didn't know that." said Luffy.
Pantene nodded, "I know quite a bit… but I don't know that much… sorry." said Pantene.
"It's okay." said Mari.
"I'm fine." said Nami sitting up.
"No your not." said Pantene, "Lie down."
Nami ignore the Amazon, and sat up, "Vivi, there's a news paper in my drawl… please read it." said Nami.
Vivi took and was shocked at news, she fell to her knees. It was about how many of the Royal guard joined the Rebellion, and how it tipped the balance, before this happened there were more in the Royale Guardian… but not the Rebellion had more.
"I can't believe it… it's horrible." cried Vivi.
"It's worse than you think… that paper is three days old." said Nami.
"No…" whispered Vivi.
Mari began to comfort the Princess, while the other tried to figure out ways, With the expectation of Nami who made her escape.
On deck, Zoro was listing weights while glaring at Tashegi.
"Still angry with her aren't you?" asked Kuina with a smirk.
"Why did she have to take it?" he asked.
"Because you would have lead this ship to doom." said Kuina.
Zoro muttered something under his breath.
"Hey I heard that you have the eternal pose." said Nami.
"Tashegi took it." muttered Zoro.
Tashegi showed up and said, "If I hadn't Zoro would have probably sent us into the sudden storm over there." said Tashegi pointing to a storm that close enough to see… but far away enough to not bed a danger.
That's when Nami once again collapsed. Tashegi managed to catch her.
"She's burning up." said Tashegi she turned to Kuina, "Can you do something."
"I can't." said Kuina.
"Yeah because her healing abilities still suck." said Zoro.
"It's not just that… but my hands are tied. I can't heal anyone but Zoro." said Kuina.
"I think I might be seeing things…" said Nami in a daze, "Why is there a little girl that looks like Tashegi"
That's when she passed out.
"That's not good." said Kuina.
"What?" asked Zoro.
"It's a sign she's close to death… if a person is able to see an angel and is not allowed to see them… That means they're more than likely to die soon." said Kuina.
"What!" yelled both Tashegi and Zoro.
And with that, it became extremely complicated.
Next Time: Vivi decides to search for a doctor before going to her home island. Meanwhile Kuina tells Zoro that she has something coming up in a few days and won't be able to watch him for a few hours. What will happen? Find out next time!
