A/N: Fic of the month... please vote if you havn't (sigh) If the chapter isn't that good... there's a reason... My mom passed away on Tuesday. So yeah...

Also something else about the chapter, for some reason I thought I had a cameo from a character from in an earlier chapter but then I realized that it was from the backdoor pilot I made years before I wrote this one... so yeah, I wrote in the cameo explaining a line from last chapter...

Chapter 27: Ballerina Man

Nami sighed, she couldn't help it. She was still getting used to the fact that she could see Kuina and the fact that everyone in love with Zoro had to with a spell gone wrong.

"You okay?" asked Tashigi.

"Yeah…" sighed Nami, "Though I can't help but to wonder…"

"What?" asked Tashigi.

"What did Luffy mean by dead kid?" asked Nami.

"Oh…" said Tashigi with a sweat drop, "You see..."

(Flashback)

Luffy looked at Tomo who was practicing with her hammer.

He wanted to see what would happen if he tried to tell someone about what happened.

After all what happened with the Leprechaun was pretty funny.

"Hey Tomo, there's something I want to tell you." Said Luffy.

Before he could tell her suddenly a bird flew over and dropped a dead little boy in an orange parka.

"Oh my god… that bird killed that boy." Said Luffy.

You bastard!" yelled Tomo.

"What's going on?" asked Tashigi.

She saw the child.

"What did you do!" she yelled.

"It fell out of the sky from a bird." Said Luffy.

"Honest…" said Tomo.

Tashigi sighed and they performed a water burial on the child hoping he could have peace.

(End of Flashback)

Nami's eye twitched.

"I could have sworn you heard about it." Said Tashigi.

"No I haven't." muttered Nami.

Meanwhile Zoro was hiding from his harem while trying to take a nap.

"Zoro!" said Yuki finding him and hugging him.

"Hey… Yuki…" he said nervously.

"Where have you been hiding." She said, "I want a tour of the ship."

"There you are!" said Tomo suddenly showing up.

"Don't bother him when he's sleeping." Said Pantene also showing up.

"But I want to give me a tour of the ship!" said Yuki hugging Zoro even tighter.

"You already go a tour of the ship." Muttered Pantene glaring at her.

"But I want his perceptive." Said Yuki.

"Please stop fighting." sighed Zoro.

"But I want a tour." Said Yuki giving him puppy dog eyes.

Zoro sighed.

"Fine…" he said.

"Yay!" cheered Yuki.

"I hate her so much." Muttered Tomo.

Pantene didn't even say anything.

"Wait!" said Vivi showing up.

Tomo and Pantene glared at her.

"I think we should have a crew meeting." Said Vivi.

"Why?" asked Tomo.

"We do need to discus Baroque Works." Said Vivi.

Tomo blinked, "Okay she does have a point." She agreed.

"Seriously?" asked Pantene.

"Hey, I'm a traitor to them too." Said Tomo.

Pantene was going to argue but then realized that was a good point, along with the fact that Yuki wouldn't have Zoro all to herself .

"Fine." Said Pantene.

Zoro breathed a sigh of relief.

They gathered everyone else to discus the matters.

"So then what are we doing dealing with?" asked Zoro.

"You see the way that Baroque Works… well… works is that there are different kinds of agents." Said Tomo.

Vivi nodded.

"You see there are different agents, first there are the Unluckiest." Said Vivi.

"You know the vulture and sea otter." Said Tomo.

"Then there's the millions. The ones under the Frontier Agents." Explained Vivi.

"I was one of them." Said Tomo, "From where I heard there 1,800 of us… if Zoro didn't get rid of the other 99 at Whisky Peak."

"Then there's the Frontier Agents, M. 6 through 12 and their partners." Said Vivi.

"Though we don't have worry about some of them…" said Tomo.

"But they could have been replaced already." Said Vivi.

"Then there are the Billions." Said Tomo, "They're said to be as strong as the Frontier Agents."

"And then there's the Officer Agents." Said Vivi.

"Let me guess Mr. 5, Ms. Valentine, Mr. 3 and Ms. Golden Week." Said Tashigi.

"Yeah, obviously." Said Tomo.

"Then there's Mr. 4 and Ms. Merry Christmas." Said Vivi.

"Which I don't know much about." Said Tomo.

"Mr. 2 works alone." Said Vivi.

"You don't want to know about the stuff I heard about him." said Tomo.

This made everyone sweat drop.

"and finally there's Mr. 1 and Ms. Double Finger." Said Vivi, "Unfortunately I don't know much about them either."

"I have heard a rumor that they have a "Staby Theme"." Said Tomo.

"Staby theme?" asked Zoro with a sweat drop.

"Something about their devil fruit powers and or so they say…" said Tomo.

"So bossily we have to be worried about 2,000 people." Sighed Mari.

"Oh yeah…" said Tomo.

"Don't worry it will be fine!" said Luffy, "No matter what we will defeat them!"

"We're still a few days away." Said Nami.

This made everyone sweat drop.

"Vivi… were you trying to get Yuki away from Zoro?" asked Nami with a sweat drop.

"No of course not!" said Vivi, "We had talk about this anyways."

This just made everyone sweat drop even more.

Anyways the next day they continued to sail. It was a pretty normal day for the crew.

"I can't believe they ate all of the food." Grumbled Nami.

"it happens." Said Mari.

Luffy, Usopp., Chopper and Carue ate all of the food.

Which is of course normal for this crew.

They had gone fishing to at least get some fish.

Then Vivi noticed the bait they were using… Carue.

"Yep… just a normal day." Said Mari.

"Sad to say." Sighed Nami.

That was when they noticed something nearby coming out of the ocean.

"What's that?" asked Mari.

"Looks like a underwater volcano." Said Nami.

"Volcanoes can be underwater?" asked Yuki.

Nami nodded, "Yeah, and when that happen, the water above it becomes super heated and becomes steam." She explained.

"Oh wow!" said Yuki.

"Are we really going to sail through it, it sounds like a bad idea." Said Tashigi.

"It's only going to be a minute." Said Nami, "It should be fine."

And so they sailed though the steam.

And when they did everything was covered.

"You still think it was a good idea?" asked Tashigi as she coughed.

"We will pass through soon." Responded Nami as she coughed.

When they got though everything was fine… expect for one thing… there was a man holding on to Carue.

Everyone on board expect for Sanji and Tomo (who were cooking dinner and taking a nap respectively) stared at him.

He was a strangely dressed man, wearing a tutu and a large punk coat with swans on his back.

"We caught a man." said Luffy.

That was when he let go and fell into the water.

"Help! Help I can' swim!" he cried out.

Zoro was the one to fetch him.

"Okay seriously… what happened?" asked Tashigi.

"I was on my boat when he got caught up in the steam." Said the man, "Then during the mess I ended up on your duck."

"So you can't swim… does that mean you ate a Devil fruit?" asked Luffy.

"Why yes I did." Said the man.

"Can I see it?" asked Luffy with a big smile.

That was when he slammed Luffy in the face sending him flying.

They all were ready to attack the man.

"Wait! Wait! Wait! It's all part o the show." Said the man in a very familiar voice.

They turned to him and saw that he had transformed into Luffy.

Everyone was gaping.

"Whoa!" said Luffy, "So cool!"

"I ate the Clone-Clone Fruit." He explained he touch his face with his left hand and turned back to normal, and then proceeded to touch Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Mari, Pantene, and Chopper with his right hand.

"Okay why did you do that!" yelled Pantene.

"If I touch someone face with my right hand I can imitate them." He said as he turned into Pantene by touching his face with his right hand and preceded to switch between the crew, "As long as I touched them I can copy them perfectly, even theory body."

He turned into Nami and showed Luffy, Usopp and Chopper Nami's breasts.

Nami punched him.

"Good thing that he didn't turn into my body." Said Mari blushing.

"I hate to agree…" sighed Pantene.

"That's so amazing!" said Yuki.

"You got that right!" cheered Luffy.

"Show us more!" cheered Chopper.

"Should we be trusting him?" asked Tashigi as the man put on a show of the various faces he gathered.

However during this Vivi froze when she saw the face of her father.

That was when Tomo showed up yawning.

"Morning." Said Tomo.

"It's the middle of the afternoon!" yelled Pantene.

"Whatever!" said Tomo.

That was when she noticed the man who was now dancing around.

"Hey… um… who's that guy." Said Tomo.

"We suddenly caught him while going though volcanic steam." Said Tashigi.

"This is going to be a weird question." Said Tomo, "But… did he transform into other people?"

"How… did you know?" asked Tashigi.

Before she could explain they saw a pink swan shaped ship.

"It's my ship!" said the man, "It looks like I must leave."

"Oh…" whined Luffy, Chopper, Usopp and Yuki.

"It was been fun and I hope I will see you again my friends." Said the man.

"Yeah! You're right, we might see each other again!" said Luffy.

"Wait!" yelled Tomo.

Before she could tell anyone, he jumped to the other ship.

"Onward to Alabasta!" called out the man.

"Yes Mr. 2 Bon Clay!" yelled the crew.

"What did they say!" yelled Luffy.

"He's Mr. 2…" said Tomo, "A man trumped to dress up like a ballerina and have transformation powers…"

"I heard some of the rumors too." Said Vivi.

"Why didn't you say anything!" yelled Nami.

"Sorry I forgot." said Vivi.

"In my defense, I was taking a nap." Said Tomo.

"It's worse than that…" explained Vivi, "One of his faces… was my father's."

"SO we got a shape shifting weirdo with half of our faces and the face the king… this is just perfect." Sighed Tashigi.

"I'm sure it will be fine… we'll just have to figure something out." Said Mari.

"I can determine imposters, but… only some of you can see me… and I have to stay near Zoro…" said Kuina.

"Why didn't you say anything." Whispered Tashigi.

"Sorry… I didn't look into him." said Kuina, "I should have."

"I have an idea." Said Zoro, "One that will make sure that we won't be tricked by him."

They all looked at Zoro hoping that his plan would work.

After all as they got closer to Alabasta things were going to get crazy… even with this crew…

Next Time: They make it Alabasta, and of course chaos ensues! Not only that but a member of Whitebeard's crew is looking for Luffy. What will happen? Find out next time!