Walk like a Ultra Beast! Part 1

We see Mew and The PumpKingKing driving the plane on the Control Room.

Mew began talking "Last Time! the contestants were presented and stuff, while some of the four teams got along two were pretty dysfunctional, at the end Bulu Bulls lost making Handy go home. Now what will happen on this Hot challenge? Find out Right now on, Mew's! Newest! ALL-STARS LEGENDARY WORLD TOUR!!!!" She yelled as the camara showed the plane flying normally.

*Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour Intro*

(Food Court)

Team Fine Finis were eating their dull food without much care ig, all but one.

"Ugh Ew! This is low class food i'm not poor! Garçon!, Garçon!, Where you at Garçon!!" Vespiqueen called Garçon and rang a little fancy bell.

"um what are you even doing..." Numel asked her.

"Calling the butler to give me a decent meal obviously~" Vespiqueen posed confidently.

"You do realize the only chef is Pumpkingdude and he doesn't-" Numel looked at him and he gave a insane smile back. "...looks safe to me." Numel spoke worriedly.

"Can't you at least switch plates with me! I gotta eat small amounts to keep my perfect hourglass shape~" Vespiqueen boasted.

"One, you're a bee how do you have a hour glass shape and two how does eating my food with my saliva make you slimmer?" Numel asked her. Vespiqueen gave him a blank stare. Numel sighed and pushed his plate towards her. "Not hungry anyway, we almost lost the first challenge how is that for a good team eh." Numel mumbled.

"But we didn't tho Ho Ho Ho" Vespiqueen ate with a mouthful of grub. Numel cringed. "Relax Dude i'm sure we'll be fine plus if we lose we can just vote Munchlax." Gardevoir leaned confidently and spoke manly.

Togepi who was fighting with Squirtle a bit far heard this and frowned. "Yea Gardevoir is right if we all stick together we should be fine." Magby smiled.

Silence.

"w-what?" Magby asked confused.

"Oh Em Gee you like talked, you never talk and don't you always get voted out early?" Lairon asked.

"i-i well u-um.." Magby stuttered.

"Back off at least he's trying to help, right..could care to be a bit more friendly to your alliance mates?" Gardevoir frowned. "OMG! You did NOT just call me a bitch!-" "i didn't call you a-" "-Now you'll see the wrath of my babe! Babe! Babe! Kick him off the alliance!" Lairon ordered. Dusclops seemed to be focusing on something else so he was spacing out. "BABE!" "Wah What." Dusclops asked. "Kick them off the alliance!" Lairon pointed at Gardevoir and Magby.

"Fine." Dusclops said.

"What! You can't be serious!" Gardevoir yelped. Magby seemed shocked. Dusclops blinked.

Magby(Fine Finis): "This is all my fault...i dragged Gardevoir into this..Ugh! I'm such a screw up at everything.." He sulked.

(Bulu Bulls)

Most contestants were eating some not cause they were depressed and others cause they were droids, Janitor began talking. "We lost Handy yesterday, that's good that Finger Like Critter always bugged me plus he was weak, in my team only the strong will prevail!" He talked menacingly in his silly battle droid voice. OOM swooned.

"Gag." Chandelure muttered as Muk ate her food without permission he giggled afterwards while Chandelure glared at him.

"Hey Grand Overlord Leader When will we eliminate them!" Makuhita pointed at Cyndaquil and Yanma.

They both frowned.

"When i feel like it." Janitor told them.

"Go ga gu~" Baby babied.

"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS YOU HOMOSAPIEN PEST!" Janitor screamed at Baby. The Baby began crying like a Baby.

"Oh Janitor look you made her cry..." OOM frowned.

"He started it!" Janitor glared at her.

"YAR! Poor Lad shat himself from fear.." Dhelmise frowned.

"She looks fine to me~" Muk smiled. "Is it cause you're shit as well?" Chandelure told him. Muk gave a innocent fake laugh. "At least i'm not a edgy emo goth freak." They both glared at eachother.

OOM(Bulu Bulls): "What Janitor did to Baby was very mean but i know he's a good guy somewhere in there. I believe in him!" She smiled.

(Lewd Leles)

Eevee and Trump glared at eachother. "So none of you gonna join my alliance?" Asked Eevee.

"I'll join ey dud!" Joltik smiled.

"Sure if i can bring my cake duds!" Palpitoad giggled.

"Ew those cake duds are disgusting!" Jigglypuff glared.

"Those things are putrid! absolutely repulsive!" Psyduck glared.

Palpitoad frowned so Eevee hugged him even tho her face seemed very uncomfortable in doing so. "Don't worry hun they're just jealous of your awesome Cake Duds~" Eevee winked.

"No we're not." Dragonair and Crack-A-Chu spoke at the same time, then they both looked at eachother and suddenly began kissing everyone else ewed.

"Come on Vani join, trust me it will benefit you later." Eevee smiled.

Vani sweated. "I rather n-not."

"If you dont i'll burn you with fire."

"Okay Okay I'll join!" Vani frowned.

Eevee counted her alliance mates numbers and gave a fake smile towards her own mother. "Ever told you how awesome and popular you are?" Eevee nudged her.

Sylveon gave her a odd look.

"Please join we need you in your alliance~" Eevee persuaded.

"M-my alliance! Alright then i'll join! My first order of business is give my alliance leader membership to my daughter Eevee!" Sylveon smiled. Eevee grinned while Trump glared.

Trump(Lewd Leles): He smashed himself against the wall in rage. "BLAST IT! That dumb bitch now could make us tie! This isn't good...but i wont let her win yet!"

(Fancy First Class)

Team Loco Kokos were enjoying the food delicacies and classical fancy background music.

"And this is why Fancy First Class doesn't suck!" Lunatone smiled.

Volcarona and Totodile laughed with him. "You losers seriously thought that was funny? Ha! Good luck getting far wimps!" Skarmory walked away. The Dynamic Trio just looked at him in annoyance.

Mothim just stayed by himself scared and alone, he was shaking.

Druddigon and Munna were laughing. "See Hun Mun you understand." He smiled. "I'm Glad i get you Master." Munna smiled.

Solrock looked at this and rolled her eyes as she went near Two peeps.

"Hey girl wanna hit this?" Foe giggled, he looked high.

Lucario looked at him oddly "Eh pass mate and shouldn't you be not smoking them darts?"

"Why?" Foe asked her confused.

"Cause they're bad for your health mate, they could kill ya" Lucario frowned.

"Oh eh i already have lung cancer hehe one more wouldn't make a difference.." Foe went somewhere else.

Lucario frowned. "Crikey...that Dardy Mate defo is devo over them durry..." She sighed sadly then she fixed her fedora and saw Solrock near her. "G'day Sheila" She waved.

"...Woah don't go true blue on us Australian Freak..." Solrock levitated away. "..what an ankle biter.." Lucario mumbled upsetly.

[We will all prepare to land better put on that sun screen cause this will get h.o.t-Pkk.]

(Unova-Route 4)

They landed in the sand and all came out, the sun shined and sand hitted some of their faces.

The PumpKingKing talked "Welcome to the Unova Region! We're on route 4 and using the White Two Version! Ain't that neat eh?" He grinned.

"Ahhhh I'm Melting!" Vani began melting. Psyduck rolled her eyes and went somewhere else. "Spaz" Crack-A-Chu told Vani, Dragonair laughed and pointed at her with her tail however when she finished melting she looked both sides and touched her puddle with her tail, Dragonair began shaking. "S-She's dead!" She said terrified.

PumpKingKing grinned "Duh it's a fucking desert and she's a ice cream what did you expect? She's dead now and you laughed at her final time." He smiled.

Dragonair seemed shocked. "I-i didn't mean it.."

"I don't care if you did or not." He smiled.

Silence.

"um so what's the challenge?" Mienfoo asked.

Mew talked "A yes the challenge! You see contestants you're all in the route 4 right? you must find your way to the Desert Resort, the team that reaches first will have a great prize, second place will have a good prize, third a okay prize and last place is a meh prize." She smiled. Numel smirked at the word meh.

"There is also a hidden item in the rubble path to get near the desert resort find it if you dare~" The Pumpkingking teased.

Some contestants looked interested.

"Now Go!" Mew yelled.

[Challenge Start]

(Loco Kokos)

Druddigon began talking but was interrupted "Okay team this is the plan-" "Fuck that! Rock, Ground and Steel types are immune to the sandstorm so later wimps! HaHa!" Skarmory flew away.

Druddigon growled. "Fucker."

"...surprising he knows about that considering his brain is probably the size of a peanut..." Solrock mused herself. "HaHa nice one Sunny!" Druddigon laughed, if Solrock could smile she would give a small one right now.

"K mate so what's the plan?" Asked Lucario.

"Foe can you turn into Reskrom from the first season?" Druddigon asked him.

"AHA~" Foe nodded dumbly he seemed high.

"Well what fast pokemon can you turn into?" Druddigon asked.

"Um does Abra count?" Foe giggled. "Master we could use Abras teleportation abilities to simply teleport us there." Munna told him. "Oh yea." Druddigon gave a goofy smile. "Do that Foe!" Druddigon said. "Or he could just turn into the Alakazam from the first season?" Munna smiled. Druddigon sheepishly nodded "oh yes hehe."

Foe turned into a Alakazam and teleported everyone into the Desert Resort. "Well that was easy as foek" Druddigon smirked.

Foe grinned and turned back to his original fusion form to smoke a blunt. Skarmory arrived by air shortly after. "What the fuck! How you stupid wimps here before me!?" Skarmory yelled.

"...Common sense..." Solrock rolled her eyes. Druddigon snickered. Skarmory growled.

"Good job you arrived first now lets wait for the others." Mew smiled.

(Lewd Leles)

They were walking all the way to the desert resort, all of them sweating tiredly.

(Bulu Bulls)

Janitor was in the ruins trying to find the item. Muk was moving slow as fuck towards the resort like a slug. Everyone else walked normally towards the resort, Yanma carrying Baby.

"Omg i think i found it!" Replied OOM. "Good Work Honey!" Janitor smiled. "rOgerWrOger" OOM OOMED. The two droids now went towards the resort.

(Fine Finis)

They all also normally went towards the resort, Squirtle chasing Togepi and Gardevoir carrying the sleeping Munchlax while talking to Magby. They all seemed fine.

(Desert Resort)

Mew and PumpKingKing drank cold drinks. "Yummy~" They both teased. Loco Kokos glared sweating.

Bulu Bulls came second.

"You missing one member~" Mew teased.