Alolan Lunch! Part 1
(Control Room)
Mew began talking as the Pumpkingking flew the plane. "So like last time we went to route 4 on Unova-" "The White 2 version!" "Yes PumpKingKing the white two version and Vani died cause of the heat" "-but i generously revived her" "Now the losers went to catch ultra beasts and shit and it was a three team tie making Totodile, Yanma and Crack-a-Chu eliminated." She smiled.
"I think that is a bit too summarized-" The PumpKingKing was then interrupted by Mew. "-Find out what happens next on Mew's! Newest! All-Stars! Legendary! World Tour!" She sung the world tour part as we see a shot of the plane flying.
"Really." Said the PumpKingKing.
*Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour Intro!*
(Food Court)
Janitor was watching everyone eat with OOM. "Won't you eat boss?" Makuhita smiled. "I've no need for such despicable nutrients not even i am that cruel to serve that to my enemies!" Janitor glared.
OOM Whispered "he gives me Dora Cereal when he wants something~" So Makuhita did a surprised o faced.
"OOM! Don't Reveal my vulnerable secrets!" Janitor yelled.
"When will we vote him off." Chandelure pointed at Muk.
"Why would people wanna vote me off i'm nice, funny and cool!" He picked his nose sticking his tongue out.
"You also made us foolishly lose the challenge yesterday." Cyndaquil pointed.
"Shut it no eyes." Muk gave a fake smile. "Woah...i gotta write that one!" Makuhita took note on the insult.
"YAR! Still you be gotta avast on em reckless behaviors or you shall walk le plank." Dhelmise looked at him.
"Make Me Pirate wanna be!" Muk grinned.
Silence.
Cyndaquil(Bulu Bulls): "I don't think Muk realises the tin ice he is walking on." He frowned.
Trump glared at Eevee and she smirked at him. "Will you join our alliance now?" She told him.
"I rather die." Trump snarled.
Eevee chuckled "your choice, then when we lose Team Neo Dominator will take all of you out!"
"You can't do this!" Jigglypuff told her.
"I think i can and WILL!" Eevee grinned. Sylveon glared while smirking, Palpitoad and Joltik tried to look menacing but they just looked dumb and Vani seemed bored.
Trump(Lewd Leles): He kept smashing himself around the confessional like a wild animal and cursing.
"We lost our first challenge yesterday guys, we also lost Totodile!" Volcarona told everyone.
"And that is why doing challenges and losing Totodile sucks." Lunatone frowned.
"Whatever she deserved it for being weak! In my team only the strong will prevail!" Skarmory posed.
"...um i don't know if you have noticed but this is Druddigons team and didnt you say this team was efing cool?..." Solrock told him.
"HA! That was before i realized all of you were a buncha weak losers! You're all fucking cunts you whores!" Skarmory talked making everyone cover their ears poor peeps with no hands. Solrock psychically shut him off. "Shut Up!" She glared at him.
"FUCK YOU BITCH! You Denying my freedom of speech~ Thank god no one likes you and you'll be voted out soon so HaHa!" He posed. Solrock rolled her eyes.
Druddigon glared at him.
Druddigon(Loco Kokos): "That dumb bird brain is really starting to get on my nerves." He growled.
(Fancy First Class)
The Classical music played in the background as the contestants were eating gourmet delicacies.
Magby and Gardevoir were talking with eachother about stuff.
Togepi and Squirtle were too focused on eating to fight with eachother later, Then Munchlax woke up his beady little eyes looking at the food and instantly eating everything, the top part of his head seemed like it wasn't connected to the bottom.
"Woah you can actually do stuff?!" Togepi seemed surprised.
"..oh um..yes?.." Munchlax gave a awkward shrug.
"Hehe he looks like a canadian when he talks!" Squirtle pointed and laughed at him. Munchlax seemed sad. "Hey back off at least he is nice unlike you Baldi Smurf!" Togepi told him. Squirtle gasped. "You take that back hard boiled Egg! With Scrambled Brains!"
"That didn't even make sense.." Munchlax told him. "SHUT UP!" Squirtle pointed at him and punched him away. "AHHHhhhh!" Munchlax yelled. Togepi seemed shocked and glared at the smirking Squirtle.
In a fancy couch three girls were sitting there gossiping girly stuff.
"Omg and that's how big his dick is!" Lairon boasted. "Omg gurl no way!" Vespiqueen seemed surprised. "Yes way gurl~ what about you Myenfao?" Lairon told- "um it's Mienfoo and i don't have a boyfriend but i would like to have a boyfriend one day after i finish my studies an-"
"yea yes whateves this isn't about you honey now what about you Vespiqueen do you have a crush on someone?" Lairon nudged her.
Vespiqueen blushed "well a royal queen like i should only be inbred with other Combees-"
"That's totally not a bad idea." Mienfoo rolled her eyes. "-but i want to change that you see i do think i might have a little and small crush for someone."
"OMG! Gurl you gotta tell us who it is!" Lairon told her. Mienfoo raised her eyebrow.
"Well the pokemon who i think i love is-"
Dusclops was sitting alone in the fancy bar drinking Fancy Liquor then Numel sat next to him and poured himself a drink, he looked at Dusclops neck.
"Nice Reaper Cloth." Numel told him. Dusclops chuckled. "I see you aren't as dimwitted as others here."
"I try to fit in the crowd, most of the time after i was eliminated pokemon bullied me for being eliminated first in the first season, Pokemon taunting me saying how weak and pathetic i was." Numel took a shot of the Fancy Liquor.
"Heh Think you will make it far this time?" Dusclops also drank.
"Will you? You're the bigger threat here afterall you got tenth place first season and only cause you were robbed, you shouldn't have been eliminated that episode and you know it." Numel looked at him boredly.
Dusclops closed his hands in rage. "Don't remind me. And you do make a point but what do you want exactly."
"While one such as myself is weak and others are strong the only smart choice would be to work together i don't think you realized two of the enemies you created by kicking Gardevoir and Magby out of the Alliance." Numel told him.
"So you're telling me.." Dusclops asked. Numel rolled his eyes at Dusclops, sure Dusclops was strong but Dusclops could still be foolish and ignorant, however rarely. "Make them think they are in the alliance and when the time is right dispose of them quickly. That way you kill two birds with one stone, not have enemies and eliminate threats." Numel shrugged.
"..huh..very clever Numel i would had never thought of that.." Dusclops seemed shocked.
"Meh i try to be a common sense realist, may we both prosper in this game.." Numel showed Dusclops his Fancy Liquor Bottle.
"Truce?" Numel gave a small yet sleepy and bored smile.
Dusclops grinned "Truce. We will both make it far." "Indeed we will." Numel smirked. "Cheers!" They both said as they drinked The Fancy Liquor.
[Attention players we recommend you stop eating cause we will land soon hopefully you're all ready for a Alolan Punch!-Pkk]
(Abandoned Aether Paradise)
"Welcome to the sunny beaches and ocean of Alola! We're on the Abandoned Aether Paradise cool ey?" The PumpKingKing smiled.
Silence and Awkward Cough.
"So what is the challenge?" Mienfoo asked.
"Ah yes the challenge!" The PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and a large table appeared with many plates of berries for each contestant.
Mew talked. "You will all eat these Rare and Exotic Berries in a Homage to The Big Ass Sleep and GiRl-OwSS!"
"-Also Puke Nuke Soar and HURRY DON'T HURL!" The PumpKingking interrupted.
"Oh i remember that episode, it's where My hubby wubby tricked me into getting myself eliminated." OOM gave a fake smile, Janitor gave a innocent whistle.
"...yea anywho you must eat these Rare and Exotic berries that have sleep powder, paralyze powder, poison powder and vomit sprinkled in them thanks to our cameo, Bulbasaur!" Mew showed Bulbasaur with a huge tumor on his head he sprinkled the Berries with powders, he seemed to be slobbering all over them too afterwards he puked in all of them.
"Hey Bulbasaur long time no see.." Eevee gave a awkward chuckle.
"Hey little buddy you still dont hold a grudgy grudge about us giving you and Charmander Brain Cancer right?" Gardevoir carefully asked, Psyduck seemed worried.
"Bulba, bulbasaur?" He was cross eyed and idiotic.
"He's perfectly fine now begin to Alolan Lunch!" The PumpKingKing told them.
[Challenge Start]
Skarmory ate.
Lunatone ate.
Volcarona ate.
Solrock didn't have a mouth do she didn't eat.
Munna ate.
Foe ate.
Lucario ate.
Mothim ate.
Druddigon ate.
8/9
Joltik ate.
Palpitoad ate.
Dragonair ate.
Psyduck ate.
Sylveon ate.
Trump ate.
Jigglypuff ate.
Vani ate but began melting so she didn't eat.
Eevee ate.
8/9
Janitor couldn't eat.
OOM couldn't eat.
Baby didn't wanna eat.
Dhelmise couldn't eat.
Cyndaquil and Makuhita were too busy fighting to eat.
Chandelure didn't care about eating so she didn't.
Muk ate his food in one swallow.
1/8
Mienfoo ate.
Munchlax ate.
Togepi and Squirtle were fighting but Togepi proposed a eating contest with Squirtle so they both ate.
Magby ate.
Gardevoir ate.
Dusclops ate.
Lairon and Vespiqueen didn't eat.
7/10
Muk was drooling looking at his teams and other teams untouched food.
"you want it don't you~" whispered a female voice.
Muk gave a dumbass nod.
"Then go get that Yummy Food~" Smirked Chandelure.
Muk went savage eating all of the food on his team but he didn't stop there he ate Loco Kokos, Lewd Leles and Fini Finis Food. Afterwards Muk gave a content burp.
"MUK!" Everyone scowled at him.
"Whoopsie hehe~" Muk gave a annoying laugh while everyone glared at him.
Mew glared "It seems Fine Finis win two Masters Ball, Lewd Leles one Master Ball, Loco Kokos one Master Balls and Bulu Bulls Zero Master Balls."
"How come Fine Finis get more balls while we Lewd Leles and them Loko Kokos ate more!" Eevee glared.
"Is that criticism i hear? I don't like criticism!" The PumpKingKing was preparing his hand to zap and out Eevee.
"Sorry! I'm so sorry!" Eevee begged.
"That's right bitch beg." The PumpKingKing Glared as Eevee bowed. Loco Kokos seemed upset but didn't bother.
"YAR! How are we supposed to win then matey?" Dhelmise frowned. Cyndaquil also seemed upset nothing compared to Janitor he was PISSED. Baby aloof.
The PumpKingKing shurgged. "We may find out, After the commercial break!" He looked at the fourth wall.
