Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Afthermathematics! Part 1

*Afthermathematics Intro*

*Replays Scenes from past episodes especially from the eliminated contestants*

*Afthermathematics Outro*

*Mew's Newest All Stars Legendary World Tour Intro!*

*Afthermathematics Intro*

Cheers!

"Welcome lovely fans too...THE AFTHERMATHEMATICS! I am your Co-Host Ninetails!" She kindly smiled.

"And i am your temporary host Celebi!" She smiled.

"And i am your temporary Co-Co Host Victini" She grinned.

"Here we will have naughty secrets, fun games and the chance for the losing contestants to earn points to return to the show!" Ninetails smiled.

"And here they are now please welcome, HANDY!" Celebi yelled.

Cheers!

Handy walked like a well hand.

"So how does it feel to be eliminated?" Celebi grinned.

*Angry Hand Signs*

"Next please welcome Totodile!" Ninetails smiled.

Cheers!

"How did it feel Totodile darling?" Ninetails smiled.

"Guagua gua guagua gua." She nodded.

"Please welcome Yanma!" Celebi announced.

Cheers!

"OMG! I am here again lol xd this is like fyi totally lit lmao!" She giggled and texted on her phone.

"...um yea...anywho what did you think?" Celebi asked.

"Omg like They were so mean on voting me why like so not lit lol dab on them haters lmfao!" Yanma smiled.

"..god you're annoying.." Victini frowned.

"Next is Crack-A-Chu!" Ninetails announced.

Cheers!

Crack-A-Chu walked smugly. "I know what you will say and yes it was rigged but now i can skip half the game when i rejoin!" He grinned.

"Please welcome Muk!" Celebi announced.

Cheers?

Muk came out. "Haha here eh oh well i already won my money so now all i want is to see Chandelure lose!" He grinned.

"Why do you hate Chandelure so much?" Asked Ninetails.

"Well i never loved her, i just used her last season to win and now that i won and she hates me i don't see the problem in hating her since she also hates me hehe!" Muk smirked evilly.

"gua" Totodile was awe struck.

"That was pretty epic and manipulative." Crack-A-Chu smirked.

Yanma glared and puffed. "OMG! That was like so wack fyi you suck!"

"go ga go."

Gasps! Cheers and Claps!

Baby crawled out.

"what the...how is he not dead!" Celebi yelled.

"Well The PumpKingKing paralyzed us so we couldn't move and right before we hit the floor he teleported us to The Afthermathematics, like when Phase Two Started so i assume he did that with Baby as well." Crack-A-Chu rolled his eyes boredly.

"Oh well here is Baby!" Ninetails smiled.

Cheers!

"So how did it feel Baby?" Smiled Ninetails.

*Baby Noises*

Silence.

"Hey Ninetails not like i care about her but where is Suicunte?" Crack-A-Chu asked.

"Suicune is going to help Mew with a challenge in the future, why is she not here and not in the future, no one knows." Ninetails looked at the fourth wall.

"So what now?" Asked Yanma.

"Hmmm how about we interview...THE POPCORN gallery!" Ninetails smiled and the showlight shinned on them with the newest segment Meet The Popcorn Gallery.

They gasped.

"Finally they acknowledge our existence." Driftblim rolled her eyes.

(MTPG)

"So Grotle how did it feel to not rejoin the show?" Celebi asked.

"Well it kinda sucked at first but now i am glad, those and upcoming challenges seem harsh and i am glad i am not it, i would had lost anyway." He smiled.

Cheers!

"What about you Chikorita?" Ninetails asked kindly.

"..um...well...i'm glad i didn't rejoin...those challenges seem too scary for me..." She shivered.

Cheers!

"What about you Heatmoar? you COULD had joined but you didn't! Why?" Victini smirked.

"Well sure i could had joined but this game is lame anyways and i didn't wanna waste my time, i also gave the little fire type runt a chance and hell i am with my lovely girlfriend now~" Heatmoar smiled at her.

"Yea we are completely in love, i am glad i didn't join cause now i can be with my darling~" Durant hugged him.

Awes and Cheers!

"From Haters to Lovers! Anywho lets interview the two blandest characters on this show, Bergmite and Hippo the Hippopotas!" Smiled Celebi.

"What! We're not bland!" They both yelled at the same time derp faced.

Cheers?

"Next is Klefki!" Ninetails smiled.

"Heyyy everyone oh my gosh i am being interviewed eeeee E!" She eeeed.

"How did it feel to not rejoin?" Asked Ninetails kindly.

"Oh my gosh like that was so poopy but eh i don't fudging care cause i would like had lost anyway, hiiiii mom i'm on TV!" Klefki waved at the camara with her keys.

Cheers!

"And that's enough of that, now what about you Eva the Salazzle?" Celebi asked.

"Well it does suck i did not rejoin i was going to try to manipulate all the boys to do my bidding however it seems the writer of this story didn't wanna give me screentime and make this story interesting." Eva puffed.

Cheers!

"What about you Shuckle and Dunsparce? You two didn't rejoin." Smirked Victini.

"Eh i don't really mind." Dunsparce smiled. "Yea since i didn't rejoin with Dunsparce we took our romantic relationship to the next level, HUGGING!" Shuckle hugged Dunsparce and she giggled cutely.

"What about you Shedinja and Ninjask you two didn't rejoin!" Celebi smiled.

Ninjask scoffed "It was absurd i didn't rejoin since i am the best, i would had defeated all those weak losers and took the wish all to myself!" He grinned. "...defeat everyone? even Janitor...?" Shedinja drawled. Ninjask stiffened. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT NAME! whatever i won't ever join one of these game show anyways since i would obviously win~" He smirked.

"what about you Shedinja, will you ever do this kind of games again?" Smiled Celebi.

"..I don't care, i didn't rejoin and i'll think about it..." Shedinja said uninterested.

"What about you Elekid and Driftblim, you two also didn't rejoin." Smiled Ninetails.

"Well it appears i was too much of a threat, thanks to my notes i realized it's best if i just had flew under the radar like that stupid pile of Muk." Driftblim smiled.

"Hey! I'm right here!" Muk glared.

"No one cares Muk! Because no one likes you anymore! You basically cheated to win the Two Billion Poke and broke Chandelures heart!" Driftblim smirked.

Muk scoffed. "You're the one to talk, you were a villain in Mews Newer Island!" He pointed at her.

"Indeed i was, however i was obvious while you weren't i don't know if you see this but you were also a villain! You could had just given half your money to Chandelure you know? When you two had sex!" Driftblim crosses her arms.

Oooos!

Muk looked down. "I needed it for my clown school." He sighed.

"~ I needed it for my clown school ~ " Driftblim mocked. "No one needs Two Billion for a Clown School that shit cost one hundred per year! Yes i did research it for this argument, so basically You could had given Chandelure half your earnings like you two agreed and you would had still gone to clown school but you got selfish and kept it all to yourself, and you still wonder why no one likes you anymore you dumb pile of Muk." Driftblim smiled.

Muk glared. "FINE! If no one likes me then i'll go! I'll join a better show after i finish my clown school! Later Losers!" He slimed out clearly pissed.

"Don't forget clowns make others laugh not just themselves~" Driftblim winked at him. Muk looked at her and scoffed as he left angrily.

"That was nice drama, anywho will you two ever do this kind of shows again?" Asked Ninetails kindly.

"Hmm Will i ever do this kind of show again? likely. First i have to train my physical endurance more and study all kinds of reality Tv shows. I'll use Muks Strategy!" Driftblim smirked.

"I would also like to join another game, next time i wont be a huge jerk and maybe that way people wont vote me off! Plus my invention making skills are getting better." Elekid smiled.

Cheers!

"What about you two runts?" Victini grinned.

"Well we're both glad we didn't rejoin so that we we can both spend more time with eachother" Said Vulpix as the two gay fox lovers smiled. "I'm with Vulpix not rejoining was the second best thing that happened to me~" Dhelphox smiled. "What was the first?" Vulpix asked pouting. "You dating me~" Dhelphox kissed him.

"They grow up so fast~" Ninetails wiped a tear from her face.

Awes and Cheers!

"What about you Mal the Metagross? You didn't rejoin either." Smirked Victini.

"It was not needed since i would had been a threat and be eliminated early, i took this time to learn more about friendship thanks to Smoochum. Now i am sure if i would had taken those Dragon Test Den questions again i wouldn't had dumbly failed." Mal the Metagross nodded.

"Yea he is getting better, i'm glad i didn't rejoin and i helped Mal become a better person, i realized my money can't even save me sometimes." Smoochum nodded.

"Hey Mal i always thought you were the user BellaBeldum from our TFTFs?" Ninetails asked.

Mel spoke "Ah you see Bella Beldum is a Beldum friend from Meteor Falls, she watched a lot of these reality TV shows but was always too afraid to join. So i said i would join for her she seemed delighted, when i was accepted i knew i couldn't be eliminated first or i would look lame like Numel and Heatmoar-"

"I heard that!" Heatmoar growled and kept kissing Durant.

Mel continued. "I realized villains always get far so i became one and got mighty far, sure i was stumped by those questions but it's my fault i lost, hopefully i made her happy." He sighed.

"You sure did." GASPS!

A Beldum came out from behind the curtain. "B-bella?" Mel asked.

"Just shut up and fuck me~" Bella smirked and the two pieces of metal fucked metallically. Dhelphox and Vulpix began to have kinky gay sex Yanma eeeing About Yaoi! Heatmoar and Durant began hate fucking eachother again, Shuckle hugged Dunsparce and then she rolled her eyes and smiled as she rode his bug dick smugly, Shuckle had a face of ecstasy. Eva released pheromones and Elekid quickly tried to fuck her, Ninjask also tried by pushing Elekid saying he was better, Bergmite and Hippo had lesbian sex with Klefki to be less bland Smoochum joined by evolving into a Jynx so no one would go to jail.

Handy fingered Totodile like a total professional champ, the wet crocodiles vagina was like the Niagara Falls or should i say Viagra as more pokemon tried to join in the Orgy. Victini jumped in the orgy and Vulpix and Dhelphox brought Ninetails to the orgy, the milf enjoying the sensation of sex.

The Orgy was huge and loud.

"What The Fuck is Going On!" Celebi yelled as more sex noises and moans were hearable.