"I'll turn you into a droid cock addict sex slave!" Janitor glared as Gardevoir dodged his attacks.
"I shouldn't had trusted you!" Janitor screamed. "Trusted me of Thrusted in me you gay fuck~" Gardevoir winked.
"I WAS HORNY AND CONFUSED!" Janitor shot another laser from his Laser Cannon Shooters and Gardevoir used a RAINBOW BALL! "AH!" Janitor was sent flying denting the subway wall. "What The fuck was that!" Janitor glared.
"Rainbow Ball." Gardevoir threw another Rainbow Ball At Janitor. "AH FUCK IT HURTS! That's IT! I had had it with you! YOU CROSS DRESSING BASTARD! YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF JANITOR!!!!"
Janitor prepared to shoot a massive laser from his head that looked like an ass with beak. He charged and it looked fucking epic. Gardevoir used another Rainbow Ball!
Janitors Special Defense Went Down Drastically and Gardevoirs Accuracy went up. JANITOR USED DEATH STAR BEAM! Gardevoir used Protect. "WHAT! THAT'S CHEATING!!!!!" Janitor cried.
"That's the power of DEUX EX MACHINA!" Gardevoir shot another Rainbow Ball at Him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Janitor fainted on impact.
Gardevoir blew his finger like if it was a dick. "Too easy~" He grinned.
Gardevoir(Fine Finis): "After being eliminated in Mew's New Island and not rejoining Mews Newer Island i took a vacation to a different region for a little while, there on Rikoto i learned Light Burst from the locals, but i wanted something stronger. Rainbow Ball is a custom made Special Move i created it has 95 Power 20 PP and 95% Accuracy, it has a small chance to drastically lower the enemies special defense and raise my accuracy meaning if that effect works my next shot will land and knock my opponent this little Fairy Type attack also looks very beautiful while destroying you." Gardevoir grinned and threw a Rainbow Ball in his hand and catched it multiple times.
(Battle 14: Druddigon VS Gardevoir)
Druddigon roared. Gardevoir used Calm Mind. Druddigon used Crunch. Gardevoir used Protect and then Rainbow Ball. It's Super Effective.
"Ow! Janitor wasn't lying when he said those pretty shits hurted!" Druddigon growled. Gardevoir used another Calm Mind. Druddigon used Flamethrower.
Gardevoir used Protect and then Rainbow Ball. Druddigons Special Defense Drastically fell and Gardevoir Accuracy rose.
Druddigon growled and Gardevoir smiled as he ended him with a Psychic.
"And Gardevoir Wins!" Magearna smiled and clapped.
"Now let me tally up the points!" The PumpKingKing grinned.
1 Second Later.
"Team Fine Finis Win Immunity! So Bulu Bulls AGAIN someone from your team shall go home!" The PumpKingKing smirked and teleported them all to the plane.
Only him and Magearna were left.
"I assume you know what is coming." The PumpKingking spoke formally like some sort of fancy butler instead of his goofy voice.
"Indeed, i had a fun time being Co-Host for a little while at least my death wont be that pathetic...thanks for letting me into the show. I always wanted to be a part of it but didn't think it would end like this..." She gave a small chuckle and looked down. It seemed she was crying oil tears. "...I don't want to die..." She cried.
The PumpKingKing frowned and rubbed her head "Sh Sh Sh Sh Sh Sh Sh Sh it will be quick and painless for you i promise." The PumpKingKing tapped her head slowly with a Master Ball, Magearna was caught. The PumpKingKing frowned, he seemed serious. "That's One Less." He spoke grimly.
(Lewd Leles)
"We barely survived.." Jigglypuff frowned. "But we did, that's the good part." Dragonair told them.
"I wonder why The PumpKingKing is taking so long.." Asked Psyduck.
"Who cares it's The PumpKingKing." Trump growled.
(Cargo Hold)
"Please Janitor don't vote me off!" Cyndaquil begged.
"No can do! plus there is no one else we can vote." Janitor told him.
"...if you vote me...i'll vote you too!" Cyndaquil glared.
Janitor scoffed. "So what!"
"Tonight will be a double elimination so you know what that means." Cyndaquil spoke.
"What." Janitors droid face seemed unreadable.
"If you have one vote you will be eliminated also, so do you really want to risk it and abandon your precious OOM?" Cyndaquil told him, Cyndaquil was much smaller than Janitor but i guess you could say he, Had the High Ground.
Silence.
Janitor growled. "If you're so smart then why don't you figure out something that will benefit us both." He told him.
Cyndaquil thought and spoke. "Well it seems Dhelmise doesn't want to be in this alliance with you right." Janitor nodded. "And Chandelure has never even voted with you hell she got 3rd place first season, 2nd in the second she could get 1st in this one! She is a huge threat in this game" Cyndaquil told him.
"So what should we do?" OOM asked Janitor. "Talk you Fink Rat!" Janitor told Cyndaquil and Cyndaquil using his superior intellect thought of something. "I thought of something but i will need the help of Makuhita and OOM."
"Roger Roger." OOM Roger Rogered.
"No way No Way will i help this weak eyeless loser!" Makuhita grunted.
"You Hypocrite." Cyndaquil growled. "I told you not to use words i don't know the meaning off!" Makuhita glared!
"Makuhita, Loyal Minion, Do as he says. Or Else You will leave." Janitor told him. Makuhita sighed "yes master."
Cyndaquil got everyone close. "Okay guys this is the plan-"
Cyndaquil(Bulu Bulls): "I'm not proud of what i did, but sadly it was either Them or i and i wasn't going to be a early boot again." He frowned and sighed.
(Cargo Hold)
Chandelure was boredly waiting for it to be elimination time in the Cargo Hold behind a dusty crate.
"Hey you heard Muk won the money last season he's awesome right!?" OOM told Makuhita. "Yea he needed it for his Clown School" Makuhita smiled and told OOM.
Chandelure came near them. "..Oh you two talking about that stupid pile of Muk, he is so selfish and egotistical and UGH! i hate him.."
"Look OOM this is Chandelure when she was on Mew's New Island she used to vote herself cause she was edgy but now she is too scared to do it." Makuhita grinned.
Chandelure glared "What. I am not scar-"
"Wow she really used to vote for herself and now she doesn't do it?Pretty Lame.." OOM told Makuhita.
"Yea she is too scared." Makuhita and OOM went somewhere else laughing at Chandelure and left her alone in the darkness.
Chandelure frowned and glared. A bit far from there. "...yar this game really isn't fun anymore...i guess i should vote myself what are the chances of me walking the plank anyway har har.." Dhelmise chuckled to herself.
(Elimination Room)
"The Votes Are In~ Peeps with zero votes are safe! Makuhita, OOM and Janitor!" The PumpKingKing threw them gold berries.
FINAL THREE! (CYNDAQUIL VS CHANDELURE VS DHELMISE!).Cyndaquil was shaking, Dhelmise looked worried and Chandelure looked bored.
"Cyndaquil i guess people just don't like you, Chandelure you are edgy and don't help in challenges you also voted for yourself to tonight and Dhelmise you also voted for yourself tonight! Oh well With two votes Dhelmise is eliminated! But before her Chandelure is out! With Four Votes! So Dhelmise you placed higher congrats!" PKK smiled.
"YAR BLIMEY!?" Dhelmise seemed surprised. Chandelure flipped her flame.
"Go make elimination confessionals gals" Pkk smiled.
Chandelure(Eliminated): "..i knew this was going to happen i just voted myself cause i didn't want to be in this game anymore..no family, no friends..i have nothing..maybe it would all be better...if...if i was dead..." Her eyes seemed more soulless and dead.
Dhelmise(Eliminated): "YAR! Shiver me timbers! I guess not even a evil alliance could avast me from walking le plank, That Janitor guy Ran a rig on me, He Hornswaggled! Har Har that son of a biscuit eater har i guess i didn't win the booty, Yar Matey time for me to sink into Davy Jones' Locker! AHOY LAND!" She laughed like a pirate.
Chandelure boredly jumped and gave no scream, she didn't bother looking at Togepi who was frowning deeply. Then Dhelmise jumped. "YAR!!!! I'm Coming Landlubbers Yo Ho Ho! YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR" She screamed as she fell down.
Everyone went their own ways.
Togepi(Fine Finis): "..I feel like it's my fault Chandelure left..i hope she is okay, i know sometimes she can act rash but she is a very sentimental pokemon." She sighed.
(Control Room)
The PumpKingKing Flew the plane and then Mew appeared they both smiled.
The Plane Flew into the moon.
Chandelure: "..."Dhelmise: "YAR! I think she meant review mateys!" She smiled.They were both still falling.
"Oof well this is over with, wasn't that bad tbh pretty faithful to the original one." She smiled.
Episode Review: I thought it was fine, one more chapter than the original one, so fun.
Fun Fact: Team Bulu Bulls is a reference to Team Beep from BFB always incompetent and losing, well that could end soon hehe.
Song Review: It stayed VERY faithful to the original one, i quite liked it, wasn't as cringy in my opinion maybe even good.
Next Episode! We shall go to See Sinnoh a region full of geology and historic lore, however will our players get used to the new rules or will romantic tension cause them to slowly fall in love or fall in a deep and hurtful heartache?
~Thanks for reading!~
~Liz~
