Lake Ache! Part 1
The plane flew sky high.
(Loco Kokos)
"Ugh you guys are so fucking weak i hate this stupid ass weak ass bitch ass team ass!" Skarmory yelled.
Solrock closed his mouth. "Can you for the love of Arceus SHUT UP! You will break my ear drums!" Solrock glared at him.
Skarmory pushed her off. "FUCK YOU BITCH! You denying my freedom of speech! I can't fucking wait till you're fucking eliminated you fucking whore bitch slut ass!" Skarmory grinned.
Solrock rolled her eyes and Druddigon glared at Skarmory.
(Bulu Bulls)
"J-janitor we keep losing...isn't that a bad thing?" Cyndaquil asked him nervous.
"Trust me if next elimination is one person eliminated then you will be out unless you can prove you can be useful!" Janitor glared. OOM tried to look intimidating but she just looked silly and Makuhita flexed and grinned. Cyndaquil gulped. "oh boy" he sweated.
(Lewd Leles)
They were awkwardly eating no one said a single word at all.
(FFC)
Togepi and Squirtle were fighting. Munchlax eating fancy food. Lairon, Mienfoo and Vespiqueen gossiping. Magby and Gardevoir conversating, But two were in a fancy bar.
"So did you tell them?" Asked Numel. "Of course i did. They believed every word. So what now?" Told Dusclops. "We just need to get our team members alliance into the merge if we all stick together we will be unstoppable." Numel grinned.
"What about Lairon, she is really starting to get on my nerves." Dusclops grunted. "meh i don't care...if you want we can dispose of her, she likely wouldn't vote anyone we tell her to vote and sucks at challenges, her being annoying is a yet another reason to kick her out..." Numel looked at Dusclops boredly.
"So that's the plan, have a colossal alliance underneath everyones noses and then strike when they least expect it. Intriguing, very clever Numel." Dusclops rubbed his chin.
"...meh i know i am." Numel gave a sleepy smirk. "Cheers.." They both drank fancy liquor.
[Everyone go to the cargo hold before we land in the land of Sinnoh!-pkk]
(Cargo Hold)
"You all probably wondering why we brought you here? well just like on Mew's New Island we shall bring back phases so you all survived phase one!" Mew smiled.
"So uh, this is phase two?" Foe asked confused.
"heh nice reference and yep this is phase two! First one was called Tapu, this one shall be called BIRDS!" The PumpKingKing smiled.
"...original..." Solrock rolled her eyes.
The PumpKingKing stared at her.
"So uh, what is phase two?" Asked Mienfoo and Mew began talking.
Mew talked to the contestants. "Phase Two: Birds, shall merge players into new almost equal teams!-"
"WHAT!" Everyone yelled.
"And the teams are Team Armed Articunos! With Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Lairon, Magby, Gardevoir, Munchlax, Squirtle, Togepi, Trump and Dragonair!" Mew smirked.
Trump and Dragonair looked at the former Fine Finis now Armed Articunos and went near them. Eevee glared at Dragonair and Trump leaving.
"On team Zany Zapdos are!, Janitor, OOM, Cyndaquil, Makuhita, Vani, Mienfoo, Eevee, Sylveon, Joltik, Palpitoad and Jigglypuff!" Mew grinned.
Some Lewd Leles walked towards the formerly Bulu Bulls now known as Zany Zapdos.
"And Finally on team Melting Moltres we have! Druddigon, Solrock, Lunatone, Munna, Mothim, Skarmory, Lucario, Volcarona, Foe and Psyduck!" Mew smiled.
Psyduck awkwardly went towards the before Loco Kokos who know were the Melting Moltres.
"Our team is smaller than the other one." Psyduck frowned.
"Is that criticism i hear? I don't like criticism!" The PumpKingKing prepared to zap and out her.
"What! No No Sorry Sorry!" Psyduck begged.
"That's right beg bitch." Pkk grinned.
Thud.
"We landed!" Mew told them.
(Sinnoh - Floaroma Town)
"Welcome to the land of Sinnoh! We are specially on Floaroma town! Challenge is very simple! Each team must collect 40 flowers according to their teams color so Moltres get Red, Zapdos get Yellow and Articunos get Blue. If you get the 40 flowers and come back early you win a prize last team gets a mediocre prize also dont go to routes 204 and 205 also no Fuego Iron Works HOWEVER You can go to the Floaroma Meadow anywho Now Go!" Mew yelled!
They Went!
(Armed Articunos)
"..Alright team this is the plan, each member will go in a pair of two, Magby with Gardevoir, Togepi and Squirtle, Dusclops and Trump, Lairon and Munchlax and Vespiqueen and I, Dragonair you ugh i don't know and i don't care just fuck around alone and collect flowers you're kind of a wild card per say...anywho go team.." Numel told them and they all separated.
"Wait why you leave me with this fatso! Royalty like me shouldn't be with a low class peasant!" Lairon yelled. But they had all left. Munchlax fell asleep. Lairon growled. Dragonair sighed.
(Zany Zapdos)
"Hey Janitor what if we use their same strategy?" Said Cyndaquil.
"Ok." Janitor blankly stared. "...so...uh." Cyndaquil looked around. "What." Said Janitor. "Who does what?" Asked Cyndaquil. "Oh idk idc." Janitor shrugged. "can i say it then?" Asked Cyndaquil. "Yee" Janitor nodded.
"uh alright Eevee go with Sylveon, Joltik go with Palpitoad, Mienfoo go with Jigglypuff, Vani go with Makuhita,Then OOM, Janitor and i will go together cause i have a plan." Cyndaquil told his team and they went. Cyndaquil whispered stuff to Janitor and OOM, Janitor grinned with malice.
Janitor(Zany Zapdos):"Kid is slick i'll give him that, but i got my eye receptors on him." He glared at the camara.
(Melting Moltres)
"...alright team so-" Solrock was interrupted. "You guys do this fucking boring ass flower picking shit! I am fucking outta here! Later Losers!" Skarmory flew somewhere else.
Everyone stared at him leave.
"Wack." Foe smoked a blunt.
"u-um what do we do Druddigon?" Asked Mothim.
"I don't know ask Solrock she's smart." Druddigon signaled at her.
If Solrock could smile she would. "Uh alright Foe go with Lucario, Mothim go with Lunatone and Volcarona, Druddigon go with Munna and i will keep an eye on Psyduck, now go team.." Solrock told them to go and they did.
(Trump and Dusclops)
They were both picking flowers. "Hey would you like to join my alliance?" Trump grinned.
"Nah" Dusclops responded uninterested. "What why?" Trump asked confused. "I already have a larger better alliance." Dusclops told him. Trump paused and looked at him with pleading eyes. "Can i join?" . Dusclops had a malicious smirk.
(Eevee and Sylveon)
Sylveon talked fast "Arent we having so much fun hun! Picking flowers like when you had that crush an-" "MOM! We have a challenge to do!" Eevee glared. "Oh yea right sorry hehe! I am just so excited we are finally interacting again!" Sylveon smiled. Eevee grunted.
(Solrock and Psyduck)
"you dont really trust me huh?" Psyduck asked her.
"...can't blame me, you were a villain on the first season...just trying to take care of my team..." Solrock boredly picked flowers with her psychic powers.
"But werent you a villain in the first season too?" Psyduck asked her.
"...No...i was a player who had more personality than Tynamo, i just-"
"Got voted out before me and so you think i am a bigger threat, although you have more intelligence and combat experience than me. So who is the real threat here?" Psyduck went to pick flowers somewhere else as Solrock rolled her eyes and followed her.
(Numel and Vespiqueen)
They were both in Floaroma Meadow.
Numel was collecting flowers boredly. "Look Camel Man! I've collected Gold Flowers faster than these filthy peasants Ho Ho Ho Ho!" She gave a rich laugh. "Uh i dont know if you noticed we need to collect blue flowers not yellow you Queen B." Numel told her. Vespiqueen stared at him blankly. "uh...Flowers that look like diamonds?" Numel raised his eyebrow. "AH! These ones!" Vespiqueen showed him a massive amount of blue flowers. Numel seemed surprised and smiled. "Great work Queen! This is more than enough lets go!" Numel smiled and went towards the host, Vespiqueen carried all the blue flowers.
(Vani and Makuhita)
"That geerd is lucky he aint near me! I would had beaten him to a pulp!" Makuhita talked in his weird ass voice. "AHHH I AM MELTINGGGG AHHHHH!" Vani melted. "Wow you're a weakling." Makuhita grinned as he picked more flowers.
(Druddigon and Munna)
They were both picking flowers.
"Hey Master dont you think Solrock is crossing the line?" Munna asked Druddigon.
"What do you mean?" He gave her a sheepish look.
"She acts like it's her team When it's your team!" Munna told him and continued. "Arent you afraid she will betray you?" Munna asked him.
Druddigon thought and looked back at her with a small smile. "In Confession Session i took one of Solrocks crush question cards and hehe it turns out it was me." Druddigon smiled.
Munna frowned.
"I know Solrock is sassy, sarcastic and sometimes rude too, but she is also smart and tries to help us in the game, i know she wont betray us cause i trust her." He nodded. "Understood Master." Munna was left thinking.
They both had a large amount of flowers. "Alright Hun Mun lets go back-"
"ATTACK!" Three voices yelled.
Cyndaquil used smokescreeen and so it was nearly impossible to see. Janitor sucker punched Druddigon in the Jaw and OOM Drop Kicked Munna with her long and hard legs. Cyndaquil used flamethrower and burned the flowers they had collected after that the three rogues left.
Druddigon and Munna had no flowers.
"What the fuck just happened." Asked Druddigon amazed.
(Floaroma Town)
The three teams finished collecting the flowers Armed Articunos finished first, Then Zany Zapdos and then Melting Moltres.
"Team Armed Articunos finish first! So you get to choose where to go first! In the next part of the challenge you must reach one of the caverns of the lakes and ca-" Mew was interrupted.
"What lakes eh?" Palpitoad asked and Joltik nodded dumbly.
"The Lake Trio Lakes. Lake Acuity, Lake Verity and Lake Valor!" The Pumpkingking nodded.
"What are the rules tho?" Asked Gardevoir.
"What will the teams choose? What are the rules? Find out after the commercial break!" The PumpKingKing grinned and looked at the fourth wall. While the teams were thinking in the background.
