Whatever's Yours Is Also Mine! Part 2
(Armed Articunos)
Gardevoir and Magby mined near eachother. "um...hey Gardevoir do you think i have a shot at winning this game?" Magby frowned while mining. "Who knows hun, A Bland Larva who turned into a fat moth and a dumb pile of muk won so why shouldn't you win?" Gardevoir kept mining.
"Well i am so weak and unliked, there is just no way i will win! I'll make myself look like a fool and be eliminated early again..." Magby sighed.
"Oh come on you've come so far! Sure maybe you wont win but at least make yourself known, and get as far as you can, to win this game not only do you need to be liked by others but strong, i know you aren't strong so try to get along with others and that should make you get far, Larvesta and Muk won using that method so i'll bet you also could if you did the same." Gardevoir smiled kindly.
Magby gave a small smile. "Thanks." "No problem little buddy now lets get digging we have a challenge to win!" Gardevoir mined and found a Antena Fossil.
"Yeah!" Both Magby and Gardevoir cheered.
(Armed Articunos)
Numel mined and didn't find a fossil but he found a big nugget. "OH MINE!" Vespiqueen stole it from Numel and he rolled his eyes. "Thank you for this beautiful gift Camel Man such a generous servant~" She batted her eyes.
"Don't even sweat it Queen B." Numel grumbled and mined some more. "Sweat!? I can't allow such repulsive body liquids on my perfect hour glass body shape!" Vespiqueen panicked Flailing her black line arm around and Numel gave an amused chuckle.
From a bit far away...
Dusclops using his strength mined the wall and found a fossil. He smiled and then Lairon took it. "MINE! Oh I love myself a plume fossil hehe!" Lairon hugged it.
"Why do you always have to take my stuff." Dusclops deadpanned at her. Lairon giggled and looked at the fourth wall with was Dusclops. However he was transparent. "Because, Whatever's Yours Is Also Mine!" Lairon winked and Dusclops facepalmed himself.
Dusclops(Armed Articunos): "She is really starting to get on my nonexistent nerves, even if i have to lose a challenge on purpose to eliminate her, i definitely do it in a heart beat." He glared at the camara.
(Zany Zapdos)
Vani was trying to mine but began to melt. "Oh Come On!" She yelled.
"You expect to win the entire game like that, ha good luck." Jigglypuff mined while Vani glared and melted. "The only one winning this game will be me!" Jigglypuff glared and smirked at Vani who was now a wet melted puddle.
(Melting Moltres)
Mothim was trying to mine but he kept failing. The Pickaxe was too strong. "..oh...i am just too weak.." Mothim began to tear up. Druddigon who was mining without a problem saw Mothim about to cry and casually walked towards him. "What's up runt." He grinned. "I uh...i am too weak and so i can't do anything right! I can't mine, i suck at challenges, i am a failure!" Mothim began to cry.
Druddigon thought. "True you are a weakling that can't mine i won't lie. But you have to find something you are good at! How about you instead spot the sparkles on the walls and i will mine there and while i mine you can set traps to slow down the enemy teams how does that sound." Druddigon smiled and Mothim stopped crying. "Y-yes sir!" Mothim smiled.
Druddigon(Melting Moltres): "Mothim is fucking weak, but i pity him so i will try to keep him under my wing for a while and then crush anyone who opposes us!" he grinned.
(Armed Articunos)
Mienfoo mined alone. "Hey you doing okay?" Asked Dragonair.
"Oh look it's a Member of Team Dominator, you know the ones who eliminated me in the first season..." Mienfoo kept mining.
"I'm sorry for that, i was only doing it cause they would had voted me if i didn't! I am not really mean i promise!" Dragonair begged.
"k, so what do you think of our teams?" Mienfoo asked.
"Mine is pretty chill, yours seems stressful with that robot guy haha!" Dragonair laughed.
Mienfoo scoffed. "Oh don't even get me started in him haha!"
They both laughed, talked and mined together.
Dragonair(Armed Articunos): "Manipulating her was too easy, i am almost proud, i need the numbers to stay in this game and she shall be my honorable solder." Dragonair smirked.
(Zany Zapdos)
Eevee was tiredly mining. Then the two boys got near her behind.
"WOAH! Please don't do that you scared the hell out of me!" Eevee was shaking, her tail between her legs. "Can you two please mine somewhere else." Eevee frowned.
Palpitoad nodded and Joltik smiled. "You should had told us~ Mine your own business~" He winked.
Groans echoed through The Underground.
Togepi and Munchlax giggled. Mothim gave a small chuckle.
OOM laughed, Janitor shook his head, Lunatone laughed with Volcarona while Foe and Lucario also laughed and Palpitoad and Joltik were obviously laughing their ass out.
After the bad pun they left her and Eevee was alone again.
"~Hey~"
"wah what." Eevee looked around her and saw nothing. She shrugged and kept mining.
"AHHHHH!" The floor under Eevee broke and she fell down.
(Armed Articunos)
Trump followed Sylveon, she seemed to be mining alone, she was sad.
"What's wrong Sylveon?" Asked Trump.
"Oh um i am just sad about Eevee, it seems she doesn't need me anymore...she is so independent now." Sylveon wiped a tear.
"She isn't exactly independent if she has a alliance...but don't worry about that we should go back and talk to her, why do you think she was so uncomfortable with you?" Asked Trump as he mined.
Sylveon sighed "Well um you see back when Eevee was first born i was the richest bitch in town, i had so many berries and a caring husband, key word had, My Husband left and my berry supplies we're running out then shortly after our new currency was Poke!? I was devastated with no money and no help i was forced to leave Eevee home alone while i did...questionable prostitution...it's legal so no worries there i got my money and that's all that mattered but when Eevee found out her mother was a Whore and she would never have a Daddy she got furious. We were pretty distant from that day, ...then after another day of work, i-i came home right and i saw Eevee almost being raped by a Mightyena, Obviously it was easy to...kill with my fairy typing...but i-i think that left Eevee pretty traumatized... she haven't talked about the subject ever since and i think that is why she hated crowds, she's afraid it will happen again..." She sighed.
Trump kept mining and found a fossil.
"Well you have to find some common ground with her, slowly over time bond and surely you two will be happy again, i believe in you, I have a lot of money i am a trillionare after all, so leave the money to me." Trump smiled at her.
Sylveon looked at him with heart eyes, they both kept staring at eachother with heart eyes and then they both began making out and eventually they fucked.
(Zany Zapdos)
Eevee reached the end of the floor with a thud. It was a dark cave of sorts the only light coming from a Fire Stone nearby.
"~Touch The Fire Stone And I Shall Reveal Myself~" A old Masculine voice spoke.
"But i wanted to evolve into a Espeon cause i am smart ya know." Eevee smiled aloofly.
Silence.
"Fine..." Eevee touched the Fire Stone and she shined brightly after light faded it was all dark. From behind a rock someone threw another Fire Stone so we could see stuff better and Instead of Eevee there was a Flareon.
"~Good Now I Shall Reveal Myself~" The voice spoke and came from behind the rock slowly.
"W-what do you want!" Flareon asked scaredly.
"~All I Want...Is To Help!~" A Small Horseshoe Crab thing came out.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Flareon gave a loud ass echoing scream the other teams had confused looks on their faces.
Then a small claw closed her mouth. "~Are You Done Now I Have No Intentions On Going Deaf Today...~" The small Horseshoe Crab talked.
"W-who are you?" Asked Flareon.
"~My Name Is Kabuto~ I Am A Legendary Fossil, It Seems You Are A Huge Target On This Game Right? Many People Will Want To Eliminate You, Low Strength and Below Average Intelligence-~"
"Hey! What did you just call me?" Flareon glared.
"~Flareon You Are A Pathetic Wildcard, So Much Potential To Win This Game Yet Not Experienced Enough, I Pity You On How Without Me, You'll Be Eliminated Early~"
"You really think they will eliminate me?" Flareon seemed scared.
"~Sadly I Don't Think. I KNOW You Are Close To Being Eliminated, I Can See The Evil Future, However I Am Here To Help You Out, With Me By Your Side No One Will Get In Our Way~" Kabutos red round eyes shined.
"Oh! But what will it cost me?" Asked Flareon.
"~No Even A Penny~" Kabuto nodded.
"Then i'll take it!" Flareon smiled.
Kabuto jumped on her face. "~But If You Want To Win You Will Have To Do Everything I Tell You To Do Understood My Daughter~" Kabutos eyes softened.
"Y-yes Daddy!" Flareons eyes shined.
"~Now If You Want To Win I Must Hide In Your Neck Fur And Don't Tell ANYONE You Are Hiding Me There, You Must Take Me Everywhere You Go, And Never Disobey Me~" Kabuto nodded.
"Everywhere i go!? Even In the bathroom! You'll hear me pee!" Flareon Blushed.
"~Even In The Bathroom, Where I Can Hear You Pee, You Must Or Else We Are Both Doomed~" Kabuto looked stern.
"awe okay daddy..." Flareon sighed.
Kabuto jumped down and went behind the rock, he threw it at Her. "~Here~ Take This Comestible Prize And My Befallen Brother~" Kabuto nodded.
~"The Dome Fossil!"~ An evil demotic chorus sang from somewhere.
"~Where Do They Even Come From?~" Kabuto seemed confused.
"OMG!" Flareon screamed. Kabuto lightly slapped her with his little claw. "~Careful! ~Do You Want The Others To Know The Mighty Advantage You Now Have?~" Kabuto glared.
"N-no! Sorry Daddy!" Flareon seemed sad.
"~No Problem, You May Hide These Items In Your Neck Fur, I Will Also Hide There~" Kabuto climbed Flareon and hid in her neck fur, Flareon giggled. "That Tickled Daddy Hehe!"
"~Mmm Comfy, I Know You Wouldn't Lose To A Drowzee~" Kabuto hid deep on her neck fur. "~Now Go Climb Up And Hide The Items, The Challenge Will Be Over In A Few Minutes And Zany Zapdos Will Win~"
Flareon nodded, She grabbed the Common Candy and Dome Fossil with her paw and hid it on her neck fur. Then she began to climb back up.
