Birds N' Phonys! Part 1
The Plane Flew In The Sky.
The Losers that had an Alliance or Iance of a weird P.A.C.T were eating the Beep Beeping Bleh Free Food but they didn't had a better name than tha-
(Melting Moltres)
They were boredly eating their food. Then Solrock sat with them with her food, she looked happy. "Good Morning Wonderful team! I know we can win today and i hope you're all excited and filled with joy!" She giggled.
Everyone on her team looked at her oddly like she was a alien, especially Druddigon.
"uh Solrock, you feeling alright?" Druddigon asked, worried.
"Never better darling! I feel simply divine ho ho ho ho!" She gave a Vespiqueen laugh.
"Oh no! She gave a Vespiqueen laugh!" Lunatone ewed.
Druddigons jaw dropped.
Druddigon(Melting Moltres): "Uh What the hell was that Solrock!" He looked confused as fuck.
(Armed Articunos)
They were eating their food.
"We lost yesterday.." Magby frowned.
"Thank you captain obvious, we all didn't notice." Numel grunted. Magby frowned and Gardevoir glared at Numel.
"We lost Lairon, is that really a loss?" Donald Trump snickered.
"Meh i don't think so.." Numel rolled his eyes.
Vespiqueen looked at the dull boring food. "UGH! Absolutely Repulsive! I can't eat this low class peasant food! Garçon! Garçon! Where you at Garçon!?" She called for him using a little fancy bell.
"Who even is Garçon?" Asked Numel boredly.
"Maybe it's her CALZON!" Squirtle laughed. Dusclops chuckled, Gardevoir and Magby laughed. Togepi and Munchlax seemed uncomfortable, Dragonair blended in the background and Numel didn't laugh but gave a small hehe that only the show camaras heard.
"Squirtle! Don't talk about such an idiotic language, The Mexican Language." Donald Trump glared.
Vespiqueen seemed worried, Mexican Language? She was going to be a Queen and didn't know what Mexican Language was? Impossible! "Um what is Mexican Language?" She asked.
"A Language spoke by stupid air head, incompetent bitches like you, i bet you will be eliminated early again you slut!" Donald Trump smirked. Almost everyone laughed and pointed at Vespiqueen who blushed embarrassed.
Numel glared at Donald Trump. "Vespiqueen might be a stupid air head and a incompetent bitch but she isn't a slut, so learn your place fatty." He growled.
Donald Trump grabbed the short Numel and threw him to the wall denting it. "Right back at ya Camel Man." Donald Trump smirked. Numel seemed worried and Vespiqueen got between them.
"Woah woah woah! Look i didn't mean to start a fight! stop fighting at once cause i'll...I'll...I'LL...Pay a Butler to apologize!" She gave a nervous laugh.
Her team looked at her oddly, Numel face palmed and shook his head.
Numel(Armed Artcunos): "...Heh So close Vespiqueen, meh that brute Donald Trump better watch out cause even tho he has money, strength and um tallness size, i have something better, A Brain." Numel chuckled.
(FFC Means Fancy First Class)
Classical Music played in the background.
Vani and Mienfoo talked, Vani ate ice cream. Palpitoad and Joltik played and Jigglypuff was alone thinking.
In a fancy bar were a hedgehog, a fat yellow man and two battle droids. "J-janitor i uh proved i can be useful can i join your alliance?" Asked Cyndaquil. Janitor gave a robotic groan. "Fine..." He rolled his nonexistent fleshy eyeballs.
Then Flareon walked towards them and spoke. "~Janitor The Cleaning Battle Superiority Commando Droid OOM-56 MKIV-"
"Uh Janitor is fine." He looked at her cautiously.
"~I see then what do you say if our Alliances Merge?~" Flareon smirked.
"HA! Show me what you got you red canine! I have an Allianc-" Janitor was interrupted by Flareon. "~An Alliance of four members, while i have one of six. I could tell them to lose every challenge and dominate you all. However i am giving you the chance to join us, all you need to do is when we lose vote Jigglypuff.~" She smirked.
"And what's in it for me!" Janitor glared. "~Not being Eliminated~" Flareon grinned. Janitor thought.
"Boss take this offer! This chance is too good!" Cyndaquil told him. Makuhita and OOM smiled. Janitor stared at Flareon who extended her paw and smirked.
"Alright Alright i'll join!" Janitor glared and shook her paw with his hand. Flareon giggled "~Pleasure doing business with you, Welcome to Team Neo Dominator Infinity~" Flareon walked away coolly. With the before Bulu Bulls behind her.
Janitor(Zany Zapdos): "Fucker cornered me, however i will show her i still have control over this alliance! For now i'll act as i play along and use my cerebral coding to fly under the radar, then i will STRIKE! And They shall all bow to me!" He gave an evil laugh.
(Route 3)
They all landed the plane was in a weird position.
"Everyone welcome to Route 3! First part of the challenge is simple! Go inside of Mt. Moon and like collect 80 Shards we have hidden inside, 80 for each team! Armed Articunos get Blue Shards, Zany Zapdos get Yellow Shards and Melting Moltres get Red Shards! This challenge is reference to Trashure Mess-Sure and Cave Over! Also Dark Mine! Now Go!" Mew yelled.
(Armed Articunos)
They were collecting shards boredly. It seems they were Fine.
(Zany Zapdos)
They were also finding shards. Flareon was alone. "~Here~" Kabutos red eyes glowed and 70 Yellow Shards came towards her.
"woah that was easy." Flareon smiled.
"~Wait A bit And Then Cash Them In So It Won't Look Suspicious~" Kabuto spoke knowingly.
"Okay Daddy!" Flareon smiled.
(Melting Moltres)
Druddigon and Solrock were picking Red Shards together.
"Look Druddigon! We are doing such a great job! Arent we all doing such an fantastic job! You are all such a great team Yeah!" Solrock picked shards all giddy.
Druddigon looked at her oddly and spoke. "Solrock you doing ok...you seem to be acting different...?"
"Never Better hun i feel so happy cause i realized you are all such a good and fun team yay!" Solrock yayed.
Druddigon(Melting Moltres): "..she yayed, SHE YAYED! That Is NOT Solrock!" He looked worried.
(Mt. Moon)
Hours had passed and so the contestants went towards Mew.
Flareon had shared her shards with others on her team before so when they all gave them to Mew it didn't look suspicious.
Then Armed Articunos gave the Hosts their Blue Shards.
And Melting Moltres gave em last.
"Alright! Zany Zapdos win 4 Master Balls while Armed Articunos win 2 Master Balls! Melting Moltres win Zero." Mew grinned.
"WHAT! But we got all the red shards!" Druddigon growled.
"Not even one Master Ball?" Asked Volcarona. "Wack" Said Foe smoking. "How do we get more balls?" Asked Lunatone.
"If you want one you can either beg the other teams to give you one but like that will ever happen or STEAL your opponents balls!" The PumpKingKing smirked.
The other teams were en garde.
Druddigon growled and marched towards Vespiqueen who was holding the two master balls, she looked scared then Numel got in front of her. Druddigon grabbed Numel and threw him away.
"CAMEL MAN!" Vespiqueen cried.
Druddigon sucker punched The little Magby away and glared at Dragonair and Donald Trump. "I-i am on another team this isn't my team!" Dragonair went away. Donald Trump threw him money and ran away "Don't hurt me!"
Druddigon used multiple Crunches on Dusclops. Since it caught him off guard he couldn't use Ice Punch on time and fainted. Gardevoir used Rainbow Ball and Druddigon Crunch. Protect and then Rainbow Ball. Druddigon growled and used Flamethrower.
Gardevoir used Protect.
Psyduck Used Disable on his Protect. Gardevoir used Rainbow Ball, Druddigon fainted.
Gardevoir smirked.
Stone Edge by Solrock.
Gardevoir growled and tried to use Protect but realized it was Disabled. Solrock used Stone Edge. Gardevoir fainted.
Solrock glared at Munchlax and Togepi. They both stepped back and went away scared as fuck.
The last line of defense was...
"Wanna throw down dawg i'll throw down!" Squirtle did silly boxing motions. Solrock boredly used Psychic. Squirtle fainted.
Vespiqueen scared and holding the balls ran away. She dropped both balls tho, Solrock grabbed both and came back to her team coolly.
"They fainted my honey" She winked.
Cheers from Melting Moltres!
"And that is why Solrock doesn't suck!" Lunatone smiled and Volcarona nodded. Mothim smiled and Lucario took out her hat for her. Foe smoked a blunt. "Rad~" He smirked. Psyduck clapped cutely and Munna glared from bit far.
With The Snap of his fingers The PumpKingKing revived all the fainted contestants, Armed Articunos woke up and gangbanged Solrock! One got a hold on one ball and stole it. Solrock used Explosion! Many contestants fainted, boredly Pkk snapped is fingers and everyone that was fainted was fine again.
"Zany Zapdos! Since you have finished first you can choose to be teleported to either The Power Plant, Victory Road or Seafoam Islands! You have 30 seconds to decide, Armed Articunos have 20 Seconds and Melting Moltres will have what is left! Challenge is to catch one of the legendary birds Articuno, Zapdos or Moltres!" Mew smiled.
(ZZ)
"Alright previous BB!" Janitor spoke. "Bulu Bulls? I thought before we were LL or Lewd Leles!" Sylveon smiled.
"We are wasting time! What do we choose!" Cyndaquil panicked.
"Guys does ZZ stand for Zany Zapdos?" Asked Joltik confused. Palpitoad looked just as confused, Maybe even more..
"~Yes~" Flareon nodded
"What do we choose! Time almost runs out!" Cyndaquil sweated.
"Ooooo Choose The Cute Foam Island!" OOM OOMED.
"What!? Of course n-" Janitor spoke but then.
"Foam Islands it is!" The Pkk smiled and snapped his fingers to teleport them away. Janitor growled.
(AA)
"Alright previous FF-" Numel spoke but was interrupted by Togepi. "Fine Finis?" "...yes Fine Finis...so-"
"Question does AA stand for Armed Articunos?.."Asked Munchlax sleepy. "Yes! We need to agree before time runs out!" Growled Numel.
Gardevoir and Magby had a thumb wrestle. "Victory!" Said Gardevoir accidentally pushing Magby. "Woaaaad!" screamed Magby.
"Victory Road it is!" The Pkk teleported them out.
(MM)
"Does MM stand for Melting Moltres?" asked Mothim. "Yes." Psyduck nodded. "So that means LK stands for Loco Kokos!" Lunatone spoke knowingly. "Woah how do you know!" Said Volcarona honestly amazed. "I read it on Reddit!" Lunatone grinned.
"You guys get The Power Plant!" The PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and teleported them out.
"What will the contestants do? Find out after the commercial break!" He looked at the fourth wall.
