Birds N' Phonys! Part 2
(Armed Articunos - Victory Road)
They were outside Victory Road.
Groans.
"Of course they wouldn't teleport us inside where the bird is..." Numel growled. They all went in.
(Zany Zapdos - Seafoam Islands)
They were teleported outside an island. "AHHH I AM MELTING!" Vani yelled and went inside the cold cave quickly. Zany Zapdos went inside the cave.
(Melting Moltres - Power Plant)
They were on route 10.
"How will we get there!?" Asked Lunatone. Munna was gonna talk but Solrock said what she was gonna say before her. "We Psychic types can levitate us all the way to The Abandoned Power Plant!" Solrock smiled.
"Great Idea Solrock!" Druddigon smiled. "This is Why Solrock doesn't suck~" Lunatone spoke knowingly and Volcarona nodded.
Munna glared, and all the psychic types levitated their teammates towards The Abandoned Power Plant.
(Armed Articunos - Victory Road)
They were boredly walking inside Victory Road, then a small rock pokemon appeared before them.
"You guys need to stop catching legendaries! You see The Pumpking-" Then The PumpKingKing threw a Master Ball at Diancie. She was caught. "MY BEST FRIEND DIANCIE NOOOOO! I SHALL KILL YOU RAWR!" Volcanion ran towards AA and The Pkk boredly threw a Master Ball at him. Volcanion was caught he didn't stand a chance. The pkk teleported out with the Master Balls and AA boredly continued walking.
(Zany Zapdos - Seafoam Islands)
Inside the cave it was cold so Vani didn't melt, but there was a problem. The Water. No one could surf or lear-
"PALPITOAD!" Everyone screamed even, yes, a silly Palpitoad.
"You can Learn Surf!" Cyndaquil smiled. "AHU!" Palpitoad gave a dumbass nod. "Now we just need the HM..." Sylveon frowned.
"I have an convenient Empty disk! I can input a coding on one of the droids so it becomes HM03 Surf!" Cyndaquil smiled. Janitor pointed at OOM.
Cyndaquil placed the empty disk inside her secret droid compartment and typed on her secret buttons on her back, each press giving weird silly sound effects.
Then The Secret Droid Compartment opened up with a bit of white smoke and HM03 was ready. "Alright little one let's see...-" Cyndaquil tapped the HM03 on Palpitoad and a virtual screen came on.
#536 Palpitoad. Water/Ground.
Gender: Male-Nature: Quirky.
Height: 0.8m (2'07") Weight: 17.0kg (37.5lbs)
Ability: Swift Swim. Species: Vibration Pokémon
Moves: Aqua Jet, Rain Dance, Bulldoze and Round!
Description: When they vibrate the bumps on their heads, they can make waves in water or earthquake-like vibrations on land. It lives in the water and on land. It uses its long, sticky tongue to capture prey.
Cyndaquil spoke "Alright let's erase Rain Danc-" "Not Mah Rain Dance!"
"Uh, then Aqua Jet-" "Faster Faster Master Master!" "So Aqua J-" "NO!" "uh Round?" "Round Or Nothing!" "So Round?" "NO!" "...Bulldoze" "Bullshit!" Cyndaquil got tired of Palpitoad and forcefully teached him Surf in exchange if Rain Dance. Everytime Palpitoad said NO! it sounded like a David.
"Cool i know Surf now!" Palpitoad smiled.
"Wait we will also need strength to to do this puzzle!" Vani frowned.
"Ugh! So i forgot rain dance over nothing! UGH!" Palpitoad seemed mad and shined everyone stared in amazement as he became bigger, way bigger! He evolved into-
"HaHa! I Evolved into Seismethtoad!" Grinned Siesmethtoad.
"But we still need the move strength!" Mienfoo frowned.
Seismethtoad picked up Cyndaquil by his legs and rapidly shook him up and down. Items fell from who knows were they came from out of Cyndaquil, items like papers, pens, a photo of Yanma and afterwards and explicit nude of Yanma and conveniently HM04, Seismethtoad grabbed the HM and placed it on his head he erased Round and learned it.
"HaHa Yes! I learned Brute Strength! Haha!" Seismethtoad dabbed.
"At least we can agree on the brute part.." Cyndaquil huffed and blushed as he collected the items that fell from him especially the Yanma pics.
They all got on top of Seismethtoad and began surfing.
(Melting Moltres - Power Plant)
They were inside the power plant. "Hey guys we are all doing such a great job lets go yay!" Solrock was happy. "God! Please shut up you're so annoying!" Munna screamed. Everyone on team MM saw this, including Druddigon. Thinking quickly Solrock said. "...oh i just wanted to bring positive energy i'm sorry team..."
"No problem Solrock, right Munna." Druddigon glared at Munna. "yep no problem." She was forced to say.
They all reached a square inside the Power Plant it seemed the generator was gone and so there was a hole.
"Since i was being annoying i will go down there and test it out." Solrock levitated in the middle of the square, she was a meteorite with magnetism inside so the weird magnetic laws of fanfic made Lunatone stop levitating and he fell.
MM saw this and then looked at Solrock. Druddigon extended his arm. "SOLROCK WATCH OUT!" Druddigon screamed "huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Solrock stopped levitating against her will and fell down the Abyss. "OW AH OW AHHH OW AHHHHH OWW AHHHHHHHHH!" It seemed Solrock was getting hit by metallic objects and the wall as she fell she gave painful groans when she gave a loud thud as she hit the floor. "...all...good..." she coughed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Munna at Solrocks pain.
Druddigon was furious at this. "MUNNA! Melting Moltres go down, i will have a little talk with Munna." He growled.
Foe turned into a Alakazam and levitated everyone down. While they were going down they saw all the stuff that hurted Solrock. When everyone was gone Druddigon talked to Munna.
"Munna what the hell was that! Why would you laugh at Solrocks pain?" He asked.
"Sorry Master i promised it wont happen again." Munna looked at the floor.
Druddigon sighed. "I feel like our relationship isn't as same as it was before, i wanted to take a break a few times... so to not be in the verge of breaking up i found this prize in Miner Damage for you! It's a Moon Stone so you can evolve!"
Munna had a pokerface "do you not like...how i look right now?" She asked.
"What no! I mean yes! i love how you look-"
"Then i am sure we can save this evolution thing for later." Munna teleported the Moon Stone away.
Druddigon sighed "fine..."
Munna carried him Psychically and they both reached the end.
"What you guys haven't gone ahead?" Druddigon growled.
"We wanted to wait for you bro." Foe smiled smoking a blunt.
Druddigon looked at the hurt Solrock she seemed beat up and damaged, he was gonna go talk to her but was interrupted. "Crikey mate why did you two bludgers get here late ey you two weird buggers took a long time to come eh?" Asked Lucario.
Druddigon seemed awkward. "I uh-" "I gave Him a blowjob it took a long time to make him cum~" Munna winked.
Cheers!
Druddigon smiled and chuckled.
Solrock had an unreadable face.
They all continued to walk.
(Armed Articunos - Victory Road)
They all reached a deep part of the cave where a big flaming Bird was visible. "I am Moltres! Why do you fucks come all the fucking way to see me, you cunts!" She screamed.
"God she reminds me of Skarmory.." Numel looked bored.
"We're here to catch you so stay still." Dusclops grinned.
It seemed this pissed off Moltres cause her flames we're even hotter she gave a loud ass bird squawk and charged towards AA.
(Zany Zapdos - Seafoam Islands)
They all reached the deepest, coldest part of the cave and saw a majestic blue bird, she looked devine. "Greetings travelers are thou lost?" She asked.
"Hello! We will kill you!" Seismethtoad smirked and Joltik chuckled on top of his head. OOM tried to look intimidating but just looked silly. Vani and Mienfoo were there so was Sylveon and Flareon, Janitor cracked his knuckles. Makuhita poked Cyndaquil and Jigglypuff smiled.
Articuno frowned "Pardon? I didn't hear correctly.." she looked confused.
Janitor spinned the Master Ball in his finger balancing it coolly. "You. Inside. This. Ball. Now!"
The contestants charged towards her, and Articuno seemed scared.
(Melting Moltres - Abandoned Power Plant)
They all reached the end and saw a big yellow bird. "What do you want!" Zapdos yelled.
"Sorry but we have to catch you! No hard feelings rig-" Solrock was interrupted by the lightnings and thunders Zapdos was throwing everywhere. "I SHALL KILL YOU ALL FOR EVEN THINKING THAT!!!!" Zapdos yelled as she charged at MM.
The PumpKingKing looked at the fourth wall "Find out what happens to these Birds N' Phonys after the commercial break!"
