Birds N' Phonys! Part 3!
Ding!
(Pokemon X/Y - Vs Kanto Legendary Music HD (Official))
*Weird Noises and then Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres Cry*
Long af buildup as the contestants began to try to catch the legendary bird trio.
Psyduck: "We will catch some legendary birds!" she sung.
Foe: "birds! Birdy birbs!" he sung.
Lucario: "Birdly Birds!" she sung.
Jigglypuff: "Birdly Birds!" she sung.
Sylveon: "Birdy! Birdly birdy birbs!" she sung.
Flareon: "~Birbs!~" she sung.
Seismethtoad: "They're birdly birdly!" he sung.
Joltik: "birdly birdly! birbs!" he sung.
Team Zany Zapdos: "BIRBS!" they sung.
Janitor: "Catch them fast now!" He growled.
OOM: "Wow that was loud!" She covered her noise receptors.
Makuhita: "I'll make you pout!" He fighted with Cyndaquil.
Cyndaquil: "Soon you'll be out!" He growled.
Vani: "Stop AHHHH!" She was eaten by Siesmethtoad.
Siesmethtoad: "That was yummy and i shall win this cause i ain't no dummy!" He licked his lips.
Joltik: "SAO!" He did a gay scream.
Mienfoo: "Damn..." She sighed.
Jigglypuff: "So what are they now?" She asked worried.
Mothim: "They're birdly! They're birdly birbs!"
Magby: "They're birdly! They're birdly birdly birbs!"
Pretty Long af montage of the three teams trying to catch the legendary bird trio.
Gardevoir: "They're birdly birdy birbs!" he sung.
Togepi: "BIRBS! BIRDY BIRBS!" she sung.
Squirtle: "They're birdly!" he sung.
Munchlax: "They're birdly!" he sung.
Dragonair: "Birdly! birdy birdy birbs!" she sung.
Solrock: "BIRBS!" She sung happy however someone was behind her.
Volcarona: "BIRBS BIRDLY BIRBS!~~" she sung.
Vespiqueen: "They're birdly birdly birbs!~~" she posed and sung.
Dusclops: "Come on now!" he growled.
Munchlax: "This is dumb!" he sighed.
Squirtle: "No u!" he insulted.
Togepi: "Stop fighting or we'll lose!" she frowned.
Vespiqueen: "Someone said noose?" she was holding a nose around her neck.
Numel: "Focus you goose!" he growled and took the noose out of Vespiqueens neck.
Munchlax: "Is Saliva Ooze?" he drooled.
Donald Trump: "Focus you muse!" he growled.
Vespiqueen: "Wait what are they? again?" she pointed at the bird.
Mothim: "They're birdly! They're birdly birbs!"
Magby: "They're birdly! They're birdly birdly birbs!"
Pretty Long as fuck montage of the three teams trying to catch the legendary bird trio.
Munna: "They're birdly birdly!~-" She sung.
Solrock: "BIRBS! They're birdly birbs!" She sung louder interrupting Munna.
Munna: "They're Birdly!!" she sung even louder.
Solrock: "They're birdly!!" she sung even louder.
Munna: "They're birdly!!!" she sung even louder.
Solrock and Munna: "Birdly birdly Birbs!!!" They were butting heads.
Munna and Solrock: "They're Birdly!!!!" They were head pushing eachother.
Team Armed Articunos: "Birdly birdly birds!~ birdly birdly birbs! BIRBS!~" they sung.
Lunatone: "Focus on the challenge now!" he told himself.
Druddigon: "Give me the Ball i'll make it count!" he took the ball from Mothim and Pinned Zapdos down with a smirk on his face, he used his arm to pin her right wing and his other arm to grab the ball.
Volcarona: "Wow our leader is cool!" she did a cringy dance.
Psyduck: "Time to plant my evil sows!" She chuckled and went behind Solrock, Solrock felt confused.
Foe: "Bro i'm so high tho~"
Lucario: "Crikey Mates! At this rate you'll die quicker ey!" She frowned.
Druddigon: "Can someone please focus and help me throw THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!" He saw Solrock with swirly eyes psychically take the ball away from his hand and throw it down a hole. Solrock rapidly shook her head and worriedly looked at Druddigon who growled still pinning down Zapdos then Zapdos began to spark more electricity pissed off. Druddigon frowned with his mouth open and his eye looked at the fourth wall as a giant explosion happened cause of Zapdos was angery.
Munna: "I knew Solrock betray us but What are they again?" She smirked.
Mothim: "They're birdly! They're birdly birbs!"
Magby: "They're birdly! They're birdly birdly birbs!"
Pretty Long af montage of the three teams trying to catch the legendary bird trio.
Team Melting Moltres: "They're birdly birdly!~- BIRBS! They're birdly birbs! They're Birdly!! They're birdly!! They're birdly!!! Birdly birdly Birbs!!! They're Birdly!!!!~Birdly birdly birds!~ birdly birdly birbs!~ BIRBS!~" they all sung.
Foe: "Wack we lost bro..
Druddigon: "We cant give up!"
Munna: "It's all her fault!" She pointed at a shaking scared Solrock.
Druddigon: "Sadly i know." He growled.
Solrock: "I didn't mean it i swear!" she teared up.
Psyduck: "That's a lie you wear."
Druddigon: "We we were so close.."
Mothim: "What will we do?"
Foe: "..Nothing dudes..."
Lucario: "Dang."
Solrock: "..."
(End Song)
(Armed Articunos - Victory Road)
"Hurry catch that thing!" Numel ran away from Moltres he was used as bait. "Work for me!" Donald Trump threw money at Munchlax and Magby, Moltres threw a flamethrower at them and the three of them fainted.
"Vespiqueen help us!" Yelled Gardevoir. Dragonair had fainted a few seconds before this scene.
Vespiqueen scoffed. "I am royalty i can't be seen doing such work with lowly peasants!"
"Vespiqueen please!" Numel was cornered. Vespiqueen gave a long sigh. "Fineeeee~" She used Attack Order on Moltres. Not very effective. "Don't mess with him!" She yelled.
"I shall kill your little fucking Camel Man!" Moltres yelled.
Numel(Melting Moltres): "Why does everyone call me Camel Man!? I mean i don't really mind.. but still!" He spoke.
Moltres what hit by another attack order and she threw Numel away. He survived with a sliver of health. Vespiqueen used Defense Order just in case. She was preparing to use a Heal Order.
Then Moltres charged towards Vespiqueen, Vespiqueen gave a high pitch scream as she ran away.
"Dusclops we gotta help her!" Numel told him. Dusclops spoke coldly. "Let her faint this will give us time to form a concrete plan."
"HELP ME PLEASE!!!!" Vespiqueen began crying scared as fuck.
Numel growled. "Togepi! Get on top of Moltres and distract her so she hits herself against the wall!"
"How will i get up there?" Asked Togepi. "Dusclops will throw you now hurry!" Numel told them.
Dusclops threw Togepi and she landed on top of Moltres. "Hiya!" Togepi waved on her neck.
"WHAT THE FUCK GET OF ME YOU CRAZY WHORE!" Moltres looked behind her to look at Togepi.
"Watch where you're flying~" Togepi giggled and pointed in front of her. "Huh? AHHHHHHHHH!" Moltres screamed as she faceplanted on the cave wall. She fell to the ground and Togepi stood on top of her.
Gardevoir threw the Master Ball and Moltres was caught.
"Armed Articunos win Fancy First Class!" The PumpKingKing took the Master Ball and snapped his fingers, they were both on the plane now, the pkk teleported away.
(Zany Zapdos - Seafoam Islands)
"Please stop! You're doing a mistake! What did i ever do to you!" Articuno was crying, everyone on ZZ pinned her down all but one.
"Not Sorry, after i catch you i shall be one step closer to taking over the galaxies and multiverses with my wish! And it will all start with you getting inside this!" Janitor smirked as the showed her the master ball, Articunos Eyes widened. "NO NOT AGAIN ANYTHING BUT GOING INSIDE THERE AGAIN PLEASE NO NOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Articuno was sucked inside the Master Ball.
"Zany Zapdos win Economy Class!" Mew yelled, she picked the master ball and teleported ZZ into the plane.
(Melting Moltres - Abandoned Power Plant)
Zapdos shot thunderbolts everywhere. "Solrock you made us lose!" "Solrock why did you do that!" "Oh god we're doomed!" "I told you trusting her was a bad idea!" "...i know..." "I am so high right now." "Solrock why!" "Oh my Solrock you traitor~" "Solrock ugh!"
These were the things Solrock was listening she couldn't really think properly, she was in shock to what just happened. She threw the ball in a place that no one can get it.
And now cause of her, her team would lose and no one would like her.
Druddigon growled and pointed not at Solrock but Zapdos. "Listen here you big ass yellow bird! We may have lost the ball but we won't cower to a weak loser like you! We won't give up just yet! Cause alone we're all weak but united we will surpass any challenge! So if you want to hurt my family then you will have to go through Me! RAWR!" Druddigon tackled Zapdos and she Electrocuted him. He roared in pain.
Zapdos smirked as SHE pinned him down. "You're growing old Druddigon you were never the 8th strongest in Nova Union, you were 32th out of 35 in the pack. I saw you be an outcast from the sky it was hilarious! You had to lie to your team so they would respect you and look at them now!" Zapdos made Druddigon look at his team (Druddigon was blushing, being pinned down like this embarrassed him) they all had different looks on their faces. Foe and Lucario frowned. Lunatone and Volcarona looked amazed that the mighty Druddigon was pinned down, Mothim was crying, Munna and Psyduck had an unreadable face and Solrock wait where was she-
STONE EDGE!
Zapdos gave a groan in pain as she was sent flying. Druddigon quickly stood to his feet and saw Solrock fucking pissed off however she had tears on her face. "LEAVE HIM ALONE!"
"S-Solrock!" Druddigon called her out. "STAND BACK DRUDDIGON!" Solrock yelled as she talked Zapdos and then used EXPLOSION! Solrock fainted and Zapdos had a sliver of health. She grinned and shot more rays of thunder everywhere and then her eyes widened and frowned as she was sucked into the master ball.
"And Team Melting Moltres are up for elimination!" The Pumpkingking took the ball and teleported everyone to the plane, before that he looked at the fourth wall "Who will be eliminated? Find out after the commercial break!" He grinned and snapped his fingers.
