The Neo, The Eon and The Wet! Part 1
The Plane Flew Sky High.
(Melting Moltres)
"So we will eliminate them sheila's right?" Lucario pointed at Psyduck and Musharna, who growled.
"Yea, they were really mean for kicking Druddigon and Solrock." Volcarona frowned.
"And that is why Psyduck and Musharna suck!" Lunatone spoke knowingly.
"I am sure we can all come in some sort of accord-" Psyduck was interrupted. "Nah bro you could betray us tho." Foe smoked a blunt. Mothim was depressed over Druddigon being eliminated.
Musharna(Melting Moltres): "Ugh! I fucking hate this team i could be eliminated if we lose!" She smashed herself in side the confessional walls in rage, it seemed she was more Dark, her flowers spiky and instead of dream mist floating, edgy blood came out of her hole. She was now, Dark Musharna.
Mothim(Melting Moltres): He sighed "I don't really have the confidence to play this game anymore, i'm an orphan so I saw Druddigon as a father and now with him gone...i just...don't know what to do!" He began crying like a loser.
(Zany Zapdos)
"Guys you should reconsider voting for me!" Jigglypuff begged.
"Sorry Pink Blob. It was their choice." Janitor pointed at Team Neo Dominator Infinity. Jigglypuff sighed.
Cyndaquil(Zany Zapdos): "Hopefully i can use Team Neo Dominator Infinity to escape Janitors cold droibotic hands.." He looked worried.
Jigglypuff(Zany Zapdos): She sighed and then chuckled and then began laughing. "After seeing Musharnas stunt i am even more confident this will also work" She showed the camara a paper bag. "What is inside this Paper Bag you may ask? A Moon Stone. That fucker Foe was too blazed to realize i stole it from his mohawk, i used Musharnas and Psyducks psychic abilities to steal it with no problems, if you couldn't tell we have an alliance and united The P.J.M alliance shall win!" Jigglypuff gave a evil laugh.
"Pajamas?" Said The PumpKingKings head coming from the toilet. "AHHHHHHHH!" Jigglypuff screamed scared af.
(Fancy First Class)
Fancy Classical Music Plays.
"Hey now that Lairon is gone maybe you'll finally be important!" Vespiqueen gave a rich laugh. "I don't know if that was you being nice or mean..." Mienfoo raised her eyebrow. "Nice!" Vespiqueen said giggling.
Munchlax and Togepi were fighting with Squirtle.
Donald Trump kept eating 4 cookies at a time. Dragonair was bored in the background. Gardevoir and Magby talking. "You're so funny Gardevoir!" Magby laughed. "Well it's true! Lairon is so smart and pretty~" Gardevoir said in a sarcastic tone.
They both began laughing their asses off.
Dusclops sat on a fancy bar with Numel. They both drank fancy liquor. "If we lose who would we vote?" Asked Numel. "We Won't." Dusclops said coldy. "What if we do?" Asked Numel. Dusclops glared at Numel, Numel glared back. "Don't you dare Glare at me Dusclops! I'm just trying to make my team safe!"
"Your team!? This is my team! I am the leader!" Dusclops yelled.
"A cold leader isn't a good leader, i'm the calm and smart Co-Leader, you are just a brute with intimidation tactics! None of your teammates respect you Dusclops, they fear you! Cause after Lairons elimination you've become even more mean and uncaring for the well being of your team! You don't care about anyone that isn't yourself and with this mean attitude i'll laugh when you get 8th place agai-" Numel was talking but Dusclops sucker punched him so hard he went from the fancy bar to denting the plane wall, Numel was bleeding from his nose. "CAMEL MAN!" Vespiqueen quickly flew towards Numel. "You okay!?" She asked worriedly.
Numel spat blood at the floor.
Dusclops looked surprised. "Numel i'm sorry-"
"No. I don't need your pity Dusclops, i'm tired of you, you've been nothing but a bad leader. I gave Every single challenge idea until now! I've been used as bait for you nitwits multiple times! And what do i get? A Sucker punch to the face, I am tired of being your lackey and i am tired of always being in your shadow Dusclops, i quit the alliance." Numel growled.
Stares and Silence.
Mienfoo(Armed Articunos): "..wow.." She said amazed.
Dusclops(Armed Articunos): He closed his big fists in fury. "He Will Pay." He glared at the camara and punched it, breaking it.
[Everyone get to the cargo hold for a special surprise!-Pkk]
(Cargo Hold)
"Everyone welcome to Phase 3!-" Mew was interrupted by Volcarona.
"Woah we already reached Phase 3?!" She asked Her surprised.
"Yep! Phase 3 is called Hosts!" Mew smiled.
"So i assume new teams will be made right?" Said Psyduck hopeful.
The PumpKingKing nodded and spoke "Indeed in Phase Three: Hosts, new uneven teams shall be made and on Team PumpKingKing are OOM, Dragonair, Dark Musharna, Vani, Mienfoo, Makuhita, Squirtle, Togepi, Munchlax, Seismethtoad, Joltik, Magby, Gardevoir, Jigglypuff and Janitor! Please all move to the left."
They all moved to the left.
Mew giggled and began talking. "And on Team Mew are Donald Trump, Sylveon, Flareon, Vespiqueen, Numel, Mothim, Lucario, Dusclops, Psyduck, Foe, Lunatone and Volcarona! Please move to the left everyone!"
They all moved to the left.
"Our team is smaller than the other one." Psyduck frowned.
"Is that criticism i hear? I don't like criticism!" The PumpKingKing prepared to zap and out her.
"What! No No Sorry Sorry!" Psyduck begged.
"That's right beg bitch." Pkk grinned.
"Wow that was Deja Vu right?" Magby nudged Gardevoir, Gardevoir giggled "Hehe yea!"
Thud.
"We landed!" Mew told them.
(Southern Island)
[Challenge Start!]
"We landed in the water, outside of the small forest thingy ma bop! Challenge is very simple catch the four legendary pokemon inside! The team that catches most will win!" Mew smiled and gave each team three master balls.
The contestants shrugged and went inside.
(Inside the small forest thingy ma bop)
"I wonder why Mew told us to come here!" Latias said happy. She looked like a red jet of sorts. "Latias, this IS our home, she is coming here to visit, well that's what she said." Latios rolled his eyes. He looked like a blue jet.
"I haven't seen Mew since The Arceus Competition!" Smiled a small blue pokemon, Phione. "I know right! She must be busy with her prize show, good thing she will take the time to catch up with us!" Smiled another small blue pokemon of sorts, Manaphy.
Manaphy, Phione and Latias were all girls while Latios was a boy.
The two teams went inside and saw the four. "Alright you must catch these four legendaries!" The PumpKingKing smirked evilly.
"WHAT!" The four said. "What is this!" Latios glared. "Omg! Like we're not like legendaries we're like mythicals like." "Well like Phione and Manaphy are Mythicals and me and Latios are legendaries!" Latias said happy.
"Latios and i.." Latios growled.
The PumpKingKing growled. "Whenever Mew or i say catch the legendaries we also mean Mythicals! NOW CATCH THEM!!!!" He screamed.
The Contestants got ready.
"Also~" Mew grinned.
DING!
Groans!
(Pokemon UltraSun Ultra Moon - Battle! Latias Latios Music (HQ))
Manaphy and Phione cry with Latias and Latios!
Jigglypuff: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell~" she sung.
Gardevoir: "We will catch a duo" he sung.
Dark Musharna: "a very known duo!" she sung.
Togepi: "Latias!"
Munchlax: "and!"
Squirtle: "Latios!"
Dragonair: "We'll catch the The Eon Duo!" she sung.
Mienfoo: "We-we-We must catch them now~" she sung.
Volcarona: "They seem very very very surprised somehow!?" she sung.
Sylveon: "They Are Neo!"
Donald Trump: "They Are Eon!"
Lucario: "They Are Wet!"
Lunatone: "They areeee the very popular duo!" he sung.
Flareon: "~They are~~~~ The Lati Twin Duo!~" she sung.
Vespiqueen: "Latias!"
Dusclops: "and!"
Numel: "Latios!"
Psyduck: "Latias!"
Foe: "and!"
Mothim: "Latios!"
Magby: "We must catch the legendary duo!" he sung.
Joltik: "Latias!"
Siesmethtoad: "and!"
Cyndaquil: "Latios!"
Vani: "Wait what are those small things~" she sung and then screamed as she began melting.
Psyduck: "They are also blue, hey it's true!" She reconfirmed.
Togepi: "They are small!~"
Janitor: "They are weak~"
Dragonair: "They are meek~.." she sung uncomfortably.
Makuhita: "They areeeee a very unpopular duo!" he sung punching Cyndaquil.
OOM: "They are the neo ocean duo!" she sung droiboticly.
OOM: "Manaphy!"
Janitor: "and!"
Cyndaquil: "Phione!"
Cyndaquil: "Manaphy!"
Janitor: "and!"
OOM: "Phione!"
Magby: "We must catch the legendary!" he sung.
OOM: "Manaphy!"
Janitor: "and!"
Cyndaquil: "Phione!"
Foe: "Ok get your balls up high~~~" he sung blazed.
Jigglypuff: "We will have to catch them even if it takes all night!~~" she sung.
Cyndaquil: "They're in a plight!"
Makuhita: "They have might"
Janitor: "They will fight!"
Sylveon: "It's~~the Legendary Pokemons! The Neo, The Eon and The Wet!" she sung.
Volcarona: "Latias!"
Munchlax: "and!"
Cyndaquil: "Phione"
OOM: "Manaphy!"
Janitor: "and!"
Lunatone: "Latios!"
Psyduck: "We must catch the legendaries and mythical Latias, Manaphy, Phione and Latios!" she sung.
Gardevoir: "Now we will catch them once and for all~~~" he sung.
Janitor: "In our traps we shall make em fall!~" He used a taser gun to paralyze a few. They looked in a lot of pain.
Psyduck: "Caught One!" She caught Manaphy.
Dark Musharna: "Caught Two!" She caught Phione.
OOM: "Caught Three!~" She caught Latias.
Latios: "LATIAS NOOO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!~~~ TO SOMEONE AS NICE AS HER!" He began to shine and mega evolve into Mega Latios.
Team Mew: "Cause we want to win!" they sung.
Team PumpKingKing: "Cause we need to win!" they sung.
Mew and The PumpKingKing: "Cause they want to win! Cause they will win!" they sung.
Mega Latios: "FINE THEN I WILL END WITH YOUR MEASLY LIVES RAWR! YOU WILL ALL DIE AHHHHHHH!" He charged at ths contestants and Dusclops boredly threw the master ball at his face, catching him.
(End Song)
"Wait there's a Tie!" Frowned Jigglypuff.
"Huh i guess there is, oh well whichever player touches me first wins their team immunity!" Mew smiled. "Hiya!" Togepi smiled from behind Mew's Back.
"AH! What The...How you get on my back so quickly!" Mew yelled.
"I don't know but i touched ya first!" Togepi jumped down.
"Yep! Team Mew are safe while Team Pkk is up for elimination! However since this is Phase 3, instead of having 2 votes you will all have 4 votes! Use them all on one person or spread em' around. Choice is yours~" The PumpKingKing said and snapped his fingers to teleport everyone to the plane, he took the 4 master balls with him.
