So let's get this one shot started. We start off with a Genderbent Heavy Meddle, but completed different from the real episode. Requested by Spova rules 15.
It was a normal day in Royal Woods elementary school, Linka was opening her locker and when she opened her locker, garbage falls out of her locker and lands on her. Linka comes out of the garbage and everyone laughs at her.
In the cafeteria, Linka has finished her lunch and when she got up, but she tripped and landed face first in her trash. Linka lifts her face from the trash and everyone laughed at Linka.
Linka is walking in the halls until she slips on a banana peel and falls to ground. Then everyone laughed at Linka. "Ugh!" Linka groaned in pain and frustration.
Meanwhile Linka and a African American 11 year old girl with long black hair in a Afro, with a blue ribbon in it. She wears a yellow short-sleeved dress with a single, horizontal, white stripe going down the middle. She also has purple hoop earrings and black shoes. This is her best friend Claire McBride.
"So you're gonna confront the bully?" Clarie asked.
"Yes, I said and I quote. Meet me at my house at 3:30." said Linka.
"Wait?! You're gonna fight!?" Clarie asked worried about her friend.
"No way! I'm not like my brothers! We're gonna talk like mature adults." said Linka.
"Looks like that bully left a note of their own." said Clarie pointing to Linka's head.
Linka finds a note in her hair. "Lame-O!" Linka read the note and found out what kept the note in her hair. "Oh man! There's gum in my hair!"
Clyde sniffs the gum. "Watermelon lime." Clarie confirmed the gum flavour.
"I can't let my brothers see this!" said Linka. "They'll only make things worse."
"But they can be great help. Even Loki, my kind of man." Clarie sighs in a lovesick way.
Linka looked at the readers or viewers. "Clarie doesn't know what's it like to have ten meddling brothers."
(Flashback)
Linka is sitting on the couch looking sick, Loki puts a thermometer in her mouth and checks her temperature; Levi comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes her X-rays, leaving her with glowing radiation; Lane dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luke bandaged her up real tight; Linka muffles and Lane removes the bandages covering her mouth so she can breathe.
"Phew!" Linka exclaimed.
Loni walked in with a bowl of soup. "Hey sis! I got you some soup!" Loni stated and then he tripped and the soup is poured on Linka's chest. "Sorry Linka!"
Linka screams in pain from the hot soup. "It burns!" Linka shouted in pain. Then Luke and Lane both bandaged Linka up, looking more like a mummy.
We cut back to the present. "And that was just a paper cut on my finger." said Linka showing a band aid on her finger.
"Well you better get that gum out of your hair if you want to show that bully who's boss." said Clarie
"I need something to get the gum out." said Linka.
"Try peanut butter." Clarie suggested.
"Smooth or chunky?" Linka asked.
"Well if you used Chunky, you're gonna have to use smooth to get the chunks out." Clarie replied.
"Thanks Clarie." Linka replied.
When Linka came home, she looked around and saw none of her brothers around. "The coast is clear." She said as she tipped toe to the kitchen but along the way, Leon noticed her. "Shhhhh!" Linka shushed her baby brother.
"Stop right there!" Linka was frozen in fear when she heard Loki's voice. But she noticed that Loki was playing a video game. "Game over alien overlords!"
Linka wiped her forehead and sneaked into the kitchen. When she got into the kitchen, she opened the fridge and began her search. "Peanut butter? Peanut butter? Where is it?" Linka looked for the peanut butter. Then she heard Luke humming and walking into the kitchen, so she place her head in one of the crispers.
"Hey sis." said Luke.
"Hey Luke. What the haps?" Linka replied.
Luke noticed that Linka's head is in the crisper. "Rad place to chill." Luke commented.
"Totally rad." Linka replied.
"Hey can you pass me a pudding cup?" Luke asked.
"Sure thing." said Linka. She used her hand to find the pudding cup, but she touched a piece of broccoli and shakes the texture off, but she finds the pudding cup and hands it to her brother.
"Thanks sis, stay cool." said Luke and walked away.
When Linka sees that Luke is gone, she gets her head out of the crisper and feels a head of cabbage on the gum, but managed to get it off. "Finally!" Linka finds the jar of peanut butter, but it was empty. "Oh come on! Why do people put empty jars back in the fridge?! Plan B."
"Leif! Cut it out!" Lexx shouted from another room.
"Cut it out. That's it!" Linka stated. So sneaked into her parents and grabs a pair of scissors. When she heads to the stairs, she sees Lane walking downstairs. So Linka sticks the gum to the wall so Lane wouldn't see it.
"Hey Lane." Linka greeted.
"Hey Linka. What do you think of this joke?" Lane asked. "If I were you, I'd go for the baboon!"
"I don't get it?" Linka replied.
"That's the punchline. I haven't figured out the setup yet." said Lane and then walked away.
Linka ran upstairs and placed her hand on the doorknob of her bedroom door. "Greetings, human." Levi greeted behind Linka. "There's Liquidambar Styraciflua in your follicular area."
"A what in my what?" Linka asked.
"There's gum in your hair." Levi stated.
"Oh yeah there is." Linka replied nervously.
"I assume that being of average intelligence, you didn't place it there yourself. Therefore, I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you." said Levi.
"Levi, please I beg of you. Don't tell the others!" Linka begged. "I don't want them to get involved."
"Don't worry. I do not have enough room in my brain for this tomfoolery." said Levi and walked away.
Linka sighed in relief and entered her room. She cut the gum out and about to throw in the trash until Lynn kicked down the door with the rest of her brothers. "You're getting picked on?!" Lynn asked.
"Levi, I thought you weren't going to tell." Linka replied irritated.
"No." Levi replied. "What I said was I did not have room in my brain for your secret. Hence, I removed it and transferred it to Lynn, whose brain apparently has ample room."
"Thanks." But Lynn realized what Levi meant by ample. "Hey!"
"So, you are being picked on." said Luke.
"No I'm not!" Linka stated.
"Then what's that?!" Lane pointed to the gum on the floor.
"That's my gum." Linka puts the gum in her mouth, but she it was disgusting chewing it. "Mmm... watermelon lime. AND HAIR!" Linka coughs out the gum and her brothers demanded a answer. "Guys! Guys! Please stay out of it! You'll only make it worse!"
"No we'll make it better." said Loki.
"You should go straight to the school principal!" Lexx suggested.
"That's for wimps! You should literally text an embarrassing picture of her to all her friends." said Loki.
"I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine that will leave her in tears!" Lane stated.
"No try a ninja kick!" Lynn suggested. "Or the camel clutch."
"Look, I don't need any-"
"We'll start with some basic dumb jokes. Like, you're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car. That kind of thing." said Lane.
"Ooh I know! I'll give her some tea with something that makes her sleepy and when she wakes up she'll see that her face has been drawn. With a permeant marker." said Lexx with a sinister smile on his face. "Man I'm so evil, sometimes I scare myself."
"Here's a move I invited." said Lynn and pulls Lars' shirt over his head. "SURPRISE MIME ATTACK!"
"Dang it Lynn!" Lars shouted in his deadpan tone, as he pulled his shirt down.
"Lynn, I'm not going to fight." said Linka.
"I'm not fighting a girl Linka!" Lynn replied.
"Try this." Luke slams a pair of cymbals right in Linka's ears. "Her ears will be ringing for days!"
"Ugly jokes are good too. Like, you're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone!" Lane replied.
"What?!" Linka shouted.
"Ugly jokes!" Lane shouted back.
"I'll chew some gum and placed it in her hair." said Leif.
"Stop! It's not a girl!" Linka shouted.
The boys were puzzled by Linka's statement. "It's a dog?" Loni asked.
Linka sighs and decides to tell her brothers. "It's a boy." Linka admitted.
"What?!" Her brothers minus Levi gasped. Well for Leon it was just a gasped.
"Normally, I don't give into my emotions but... WHAT?!" Levi exclaimed.
"A boy is picking on our only sister?" Luke pounded his fists.
"He dug his own grave." said Lars.
"He thinks he's so tough beating up a girl?" said Loni.
"Guys please don't get involved." said Linka.
"No way sis!" Lexx replied.
"If someone messes with you, he mess with us!" said Loki.
"Yeah!" The rest of the boys shouted.
"Loud bros! Loud bros! Loud bros!" The boys Chanted.
Linka's left eye twitched and she reached her breaking point. "STOP!" Linka shouted. The Loud boys stopped chanting. "You guys always do this!"
"Do what?" Loni asked.
"Always meddle!" said Linka. "Every time something bad happens to me. You always go into over-protective brother mode."
"But you're our only sister." said Lars.
"Yeah, I know. But I can solve my own problems and take care of myself!" said Linka. "For crying out loud, when I got a paper cut, you bandaged my whole body. It's almost 3:30, me and that bully are going to talk about it like mature people." Linka walked downstairs in anger.
"Whoa, I never seen Linka this angry." said Leif.
"Do we always meddle?" Lane asked.
"I think so." said Luke.
When Linka reached the front door, she placed her hand on the doorknob. "Um Linka." Linka turned around and sees her brothers.
"What do you guys want?" Linka asked.
"Look, we get it. We always meddle, but we're a family." said Lane. "We look after each other.
"Plus we want to keep you safe." said Lynn.
"You are our only sister." said Loki.
"That's true. But I just want to handle this problem myself. Just words, no fights." said Linka.
"Ok, but um if you need help, just call us." said Loki.
Linka nods and exits the house. But Loki's eyes widened when he sees a 11 year old Latino boy with short dark hair, freckles on his cheeks, wearing a purple hoodie, dark blue jeans and dark shoes walking towards Linka. So Loki closes the door and locks it. "Yo bro, why did you locked the door?" Loni asked.
"I think Linka can handle it herself." said Loki.
"Are you hiding something?" Lane asked.
"Um guys!" Linka shouted from outside.
"Look, I think she can handle it!" said Loki.
"Oh come on!" said Lynn. "We want to help her and yet you locked the door."
"Ok here's the thing. That's Bebe's brother, Ron Andy. If I beat up Ron Andy, Bebe will be furious at me." said Loki.
"Ow! My eye!" Linka cried out.
Luke unlocked the door and opens it to see a furious Linka with a black eye in right right eye. "Thanks for the help guys." Linka replied coldly and walked back to her bedroom.
"We wanted to help you!" Loni replied.
Linka entered her room and sat on her bed. "Boys." Linka scoffed. Then a rock is thrown through her window, lucky it was open. "Huh?" She picked up the rock and found a letter and a raw steak on it.
"Sorry about your eye Lame-O. Here's something for your eye, and in exchange maybe your number?" Linka read the letter. "He likes me? Boys can be strange sometimes." Linka writes her cellphone number on a piece of paper and toss the rock outside.
That was the first one, as usual feel free to leave some suggestions for story ideas. Please review and stay frosty.
