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Lane enters the house with bags in his hands, but he looks around. "Coast is clear." Lane said to himself and tip toed to the kitchen.

"Hey Lane." said Lars. Lane was spooked by Lars' appearance. He dropped the bags revealing chocolate bars. Lars gasped in his usual deadpan tone. "Chocolate? Lane have you lost your mind!?"

"Dude, I'm trying to rock!" Luke ran downstairs and sees the chocolate bars. "Lane, have you lost your mind?!"

"Let me explain." Lane said as he picked up the bags. "You see, I have this birthday party to entertain and the parents wanted me to baked chocolate pies."

"Have you forgotten that we have a chocolate monster, named Linka." said Lars.

"I know, I know. I tried to change his mind, but he wanted chocolate pies." said Lane.

"Why can't you just buy the pies?" Lars suggested.

Lane gasped at Lars' suggested an cupped his hands over his mouth. "Buy pies? There is one thing Lane Loud never does and that's buy pies. A pie is like a joke." Lane explained.

"You're a joke." Luke laughed and Lars chuckled a bit in his deadpan tone.

"As I was saying. A pie is like a joke, if you make it yourself, you make your own joke, fresh and original. If I buy a store pie, that would be like stealing a joke from someone else." Lane explained.

"But what about Linka?" Luke asked. "You remember the chocolate fiasco?"

"Don't remind me." Lane replied nervously. "But you guys need to keep Linka busy while I make the pie filling."

"You got it bro." Luke nodded.

"I have nothing better to do." Lars replied.

"Hey why are there pie crusts in the fridge?" Linka asked from the kitchen.

"I'm making coconut cream pies! I don't want you to ruin those pie crusts!" Lane shouted as he gestured Luke and Lars to get Linka out of the kitchen.


Linka is in the kitchen looking through the fridge until Luke and Lars enter the kitchen. "Hey sis. What's up?" said Luke.

"Oh hey Luke, Lars. What's up?" Linka asked.

"I need help with this new poem I'm writing." said Lars.

"I was thinking we would jam together?" Luke suggested.

"I'll help Lars first." said Linka. "It won't take long."

"Ok fine." said Luke as Linka and Lars walked away.


Lane is in the kitchen unwrapping the chocolate bars and placing them in a bowl. "Man these pies are going to be so good to throw." said Lane.

When Lane has his back turned, Linka tipped toed into the kitchen and tries to grab a chocolate bar but Lane grabs her hand. "I caught you red handed!" Lane laughed while Linka rolled her eyes at that bad joke. "But seriously Linka, stay away from my chocolate bars! I need those for pies."

"Oh come on Lane! I can at least have one?" Linka asked.

"No way Linka!" Lane replied. "No piece of chocolate last one day in this house."

"I don't go crazy when I eat chocolate." said Linka.

"Yes you do!" Lane snapped.

"Name one time." Linka said.

"Well remember when Leif and Lexx had to sell candy bars." Lane asked.

(Flashback)

Leif and Lexx both walk up to Linka's room and Leif knocks on the door. "Hey Linka have you seen our chocolate bars?" Lexx asked.

"Um no." Linka said from her room.

Leif opens the door and sees candy wrappers on the floor and they see Linka sitting against the wall, with her hand on her belly and chocolate on her mouth. "Um hey guys." Linka greeted the twins nervously.

(End flashback)

"So what they sold a few bars." said Linka.

"They sold six bars and you ate the rest." said Lane. "Dad had to pay for all the chocolate bars you ate. But wait how did you find out that I had chocolate?"

"Loni asked Luke and I heard everything from Lars' and Lynn's room." Linka answered. "Can you let go of my hand now."

"Oh sorry." said Lane and releases his grip on his little sister.

"Anyway I should get going." said Linka and walks away.

Linka looks at the readers. "I know what you're all thinking. Linka you're a chocoholic? Yes it's true. If I hear someone say chocolate or see chocolate I become a girl version of the that cereal mascot of that bird that goes crazy for his own cereal." (1) Linka explained. "My brothers, my parents and Claire call me the chocolate monster." (2)

"The chocolate monster will stop at nothing until she gets what she wants." said Linka as she walked to the couch and sits down.

"Hey Linka." said Loni sitting on the couch with a sketch pad.

"Oh hey Loni working on those suit designs?" Linka asked.

"Yeah, I need a colour either grey or chocolate brown?" said Loni.

"Can you repeat that again?" Linka asked.

"I need a colour either grey or brown." said Loni.

"Try brown." said Linka.

"Thanks Linka." said Loni, but he doesn't see Linka on the couch. "Where did she go?"


Later at the dinner table, Linka sat down with her five older brothers and parents. "So Lane are you done playing baker." Loki chuckled.

"Real funny Loki." Lane replied.

"Where's your pink apron bro?" Lynn snickered.

"Yeah." Loni agreed.

"That's enough boys." said Lynn Sr.

"You're father is right. Lane worked really hard to make those pies for his job tomorrow and Linka you're father and I are really proud of you." said Rita.

"You are?" Linka asked.

"Yes, you didn't eat any of Lane's chocolate pies. We're real chocolate to you." said Lynn Sr.

"I'm sorry can you say that again?" Linka asked.

"We're real proud of you sweetheart." Lynn Sr. replied.

"Oh thanks." said Linka.

"Are you ok sweetheart?" Rita asked her daughter.

"I'm fine mom." said Linka.

"Really throughout dinner you ask everyone to repeat themselves." said Rita.

"Yeah sis what chocolate?" Lynn asked.

"Come again?" Linka asked.

"I asked what gives." said Lynn.

"I'm fine." Linka said with a tone of annoyance.

"You sure Linka?" Luke asked.

"I SAID I'M FINE GET OFF MY BACK!" Linka shouted and it startled her whole family even at the kiddie table. "I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. May I be excused?"

"Sure thing Linka." said Lynn Sr and Linka leaves the grown up table.


Linka enters her room and closes the door and grabs her walkie talkie. "Claire, we have a code milky brown!" Linka said in the walkie talkie.

"The chocolate monster is about to be unleashed?" Claire asked from her walkie talkie.

"Yes, and I need to keep her in the cage before it's too late." said Linka.

"I wish I can help you Linka. But I have to give Clawuster his medicine, it's going to be a painful struggle." said Claire.

"Well I wish you good luck with your cat." said Linka.

"Thanks, Good luck with the chocolate monster." said Claire.

"Thanks Claire." said Linka and ends her call.

Linka takes out a grey box under her bed labelled "In case of the Chocolate monster is about to come out." She opens the box but it was empty. "No!" Linka exclaimed.

Then she heard knocking on her bedroom door. "Hey Linka, it's Loki. Can I come in?" Loki asked.

"It's open." Linka replied.

Loki enters Linka's room. "You okay sis?" Loki asked.

"I'm fine." Then Linka placed her back to the wall, sat down and broke down into tears. "Who am I kidding? I'm losing my mind Loki! I keep hearing chocolate every time someone talks."

"Linka don't cry." Loki kneeled down to her level. "It's going to be okay."

"How?" Linka asked. "Plus I think I'm seeing brown spots on my body and they smell like chocolate." (3)

"I don't see any brown spots." said Loki.

"I think it's just me." said Linka.

"Listen me and the bros have a idea. But it involves a bucket." said Loki.

"What's your idea?" Linka asked.


Later that night the Loud siblings are now in their pjs and they finished tying up Linka. "All done." said Lynn.

"Is this really a good idea?" Linka asked.

"Well we thought of locking you up in your room. But your door opens inwards." said Levi.

"Anyway sleep tight." Lane laughed while his siblings groaned. "Get it?"

"Sleep tight sis." said Luke. The boys walk out of Linka's room and closed the door.

"This is going to be uncomfortable." said Linka. But then she began to fall asleep.


Linka looks around and sees a sign that says Land of Chocolate. (4) Linka gasped in joy from the sight of a world where everything is made out of chocolate. Linka ran up to a lamp post and bites it. Then Linka runs to a fountain that sprays chocolate milk, she opens her mouth and let's the chocolate milk pour into her mouth.

"Mmmm!" Linka purred. Then she sees two marshmallows the size of her fists and picks them and dips them in milk chocolate. Linka licked her lips and ate the two marshmallows.

Linka sees giant marshmallows and bounces off of them like trampolines, then lands in a pool full of peanut butter cups and Linka eats some of them. Linka climbs out of the pool and sees a conveyer belt with mini Butterfingers, Linka lays on her back and opens her mouth and the mini Butterfingers go into her mouth and she eats them.

Linka gets back up and eats a bench made of chocolate. Linka runs up to a chocolate tree and chews through the tree like a beaver, and the tree falls down. Linka eats the whole tree and rubs her belly in satisfaction.

"I want to buy a house here and eat it." said Linka. Then she sees a trail of floating malt balls and Linka chomps on them and follows the trail. (5)

Linka followed the trail and it lead to a giant chocolate statue of herself. "There are no words to describe this." said Linka. She runs towards the giant chocolate statue of herself, but she slips and falls in a puddle of chocolate pudding.


But when Linka wakes up she finds herself in the kitchen and her face in one of Lane's chocolate pies. "Huh? How did I end up here?" Linka asked herself. "Oh no. Lane's pies!"

Linka went to the fridge and opened and sees that all of the pies are gone. "The pies are gone!" Linka noticed all the empty pie tins. "Oh crud. Lane is going to kill me."

Speaking of Lane, he was standing in the threshold of the kitchen with his jaw dropped. "Lane, I'm sorry! Please don't be mad at me!" Linka begged. "Don't say I have no sister or anything like that!"

"Linka calm down. I'm not mad." said Lane.

"Wait are you furious?" Linka asked. "I just ruined your gig."

"About that sis. Right after we tied you up, I got a call from my client and he canceled on me. He replaced with a trip to Dairyland." said Lane.

"That's a bummer bro." said Linka.

"I know. But at least my pies didn't go to waste." said Lane.

"Yeah that's true. They were really good Lane." said Linka. "Did you add love to your pies?"

Lane blushed after Linka asked that question. "Hey there's one pie left." said Linka as she took the last pie out of the fridge, she was about to eat it but Lane stops her.

"Um Linka that pie would give you put you on the toilet." Lane stated.

"Thanks for warning for me." said Linka.

Then Lynn walks in and grabs the pie. "Pie for breakfast? Sweet!" Lynn ate a piece of the pie and he clutched his stomach. "Oh man. Clear a path!" Lynn ran upstairs to the bathroom and Leif saw the whole thing.

"I better get Big Bertha." said Leif.

Well it's reference time.

(1) The mascot for Coco Puffs is named Sunny.

(2) Count Chocula had a live action commercial where it involved a chocolate monster. Look it up on YouTube.

(3) The brown spots was from a book called Chocolate fever. Look it up.

(4) Homer dreams he was in the land of chocolate.

(5) Linka eats like Pac-man.

Well that's it for now. Oh I'm thinking of doing a story where the Louds go to the land of the rising sun. It would be a load of laughs. Anyway if you have any ideas for chapters don't be afraid to post them in the reviews. Please review and stay frosty.