Well you all voted and you picked the Genderbent version of save the date.
Linka is at the lunch table with Claire and four other girls. But she was getting something out of her skirt and it was a sloppy joe with a note on it. One of her classmates grabs the note and she reads it. "Happy sloppy joe Lame-o. Signed Ron Andy."
"And there's a heart!" said another classmate.
"Oooooooohhhhhh! Linka's got a boyfriend." Claire and Linka's five classmates laughed.
"What?! No I don't!" Linka protested.
"When's the wedding day, Linka?" The 3rd classmate asked and they all laughed except for Linka.
"Ha ha." Linka Laughed sarcastically. "Very funny, girls."
"Ron and Linka sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Linka's classmates all sang and started laughing again.
"Ron Andy is NOT my boyfriend. He's rude and gross and totally annoying." Linka explained. "I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss that weirdo."
She heard a gasp and when she turns around she sees Ron Andy. "Ron Andy!" Linka panicked. Ron Andy was shocked and then he gave Linka a angry scowl and storms off with a lunch tray in his hands.
"Whoa, Linka, I think you really hurt Ron Andy's feelings." said Claire.
"Claire, Ron Andy is a boy. Boys are always tough and stuff. I live with 10 brothers." said Linka.
Later that day Linka comes home and she sees a scowling Loki. "Um hi Loki. What are you angry at?" Linka asked nervously.
"You!" Loki replied. "You hurt Ron Andy's feeling!"
"I didn't mean to! Wait, how do you know that?" Linka asked.
"Bebe told me." Loki's voice begins to break. "Right before she breaks up with me."
"Wait, why does Bebe care?" Linka asked.
Loki takes out a photo album and shows a photo of himself, Bebe with Ron Andy. "Because Bebe is literally Ron Andy's sister!" Loki shouted.
"Ron Andy has a sister? I thought he was raised by trolls." Linka said.
"You see?! This is what Bebe was talking about!" Loki shouted and chases Linka around and grabs her by the blouse. "You have to make things right with Ron Andy!"
Linka gets free from Loki's grip and goes near the phone. "Okay! Okay! I'll call him right now and apologize!" said Linka as she picked up the phone.
Loki hangs up the phone. "No way! Actions speak Louder than words! Bebe has to see you being nice to him. That's the only way that me and her can get back together! Which is why we're going on a double date!" said Loki.
"WHAT!?" Linka exclaimed.
"It's all been arranged! We have a reservation at Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet at six! And you two will get along!" Loki shouted.
"I rather lick the bathroom floor." said Linka.
Loki opened the door to the bathroom and Linka cringed in disgust from the smell, dirty clothes, dirty floor and the smell coming from the toilet. "So six o clock?" Linka asked.
"Yep." said Loki.
"I'll get ready." said Linka and ran to her room.
Linka is in bedroom pacing back and fourth, then she gives Claire a call on her walkie talkie. "Claire, I need your help." said Linka.
"What's up Linka?" Claire asked.
"I have to go on a double date at Jean Juan's French Mex buffet with Ron Andy." Linka explained.
"Ooh, I love fusion cuisine! But why?" Claire replied.
"Because you were right. I did hurt his feelings, he told Bebe, and she broke up with Loki, and now Loki's making me-" Linka heard nothing but static on her end. "Claire? Claire?"
We see Claire next to a picture of Loki Loud with a gold frame. "Claire and Loki sitting in a tree and there's no room for dumb Bebe! Woo!" Claire sang.
The two pair of siblings have arrived at the restaurant and Loki sees Bebe, she's 17 years old Latino girl with dark hair that reaches her shoulders with a dark green hair band, wearing a white t shirt with a green unbuttoned shirt over it, dark blue shorts, brown shoes and white earrings.
"Hey Bebe." said Loki.
"Hey Lo- Loki." said Bebe.
"Hey Ron Andy." Loki nudges Linka in the shoulder. "Um you handsome."
"Yeah, we weirdos clean up nice. Let's get this over with." said Ron Andy with a deadpan look.
They walk inside and they see Claire wearing a fake moustache, Mexican scarf and a French beret at the counter. "Good evening, Monjour et Señoritas. Welcome to Jean Juan's French-Mex buffet." said Claire.
Linka grabs Claire by the shirt. "What are you doing here?" Linka asked.
Bebe sees a bowl of mints. "Hey some mints." said Bebe and puts a mint in her mouth.
Claire glares at Bebe and growls, then turns back to Linka. "Just here to help you, buddy." said Claire.
"I know what you're up to." said Linka. "Please don't mess this up for me."
"Don't worry. You won't even know I'm here!" said Claire. When she steps off the phone book she was standing on, she knocks over the cofounder and spills the mints. Bebe jumps into Loki's arms. As Loki puts Bebe down a waiter slips on the mints and crashed.
"So, table for three?" Claire asked.
"Actually, there are four of us." said Bebe.
"Three it is. Follow me." said Claire and the four followed her to a table. Loki pulls out a chair for Bebe but Bebe pull herself to the table and Loki sits down on his own chair. Ron Andy pulls out a chair but he sits down.
"Ron Andy that seat was for Linka." said Bebe.
"I don't think she would like a weirdo giving her a seat." said Ron Andy.
"Give her your seat Ron." Loki replied.
Ron Andy rolls his eyes, gets off his seat and offered the seat to Linka. Linka sits down and Ron Andy pushes her in and she hits the table. "Sorry I don't know my own strength." said Ron Andy as he sat down.
"Ron. Be nice." said Bebe.
"I am being nice." Ron Andy scowled at his older sister.
Then a Mexican band walks up to the table. "Ohh, la la! Young amour! This calls for música!" said the head Musician. Before they can play Linka stops them.
"No música! Please!" said Linka. Then the three musicians walk away. "So I hear the Quiche Rancheros is excellent." Linka replied, but Ron Andy just scowled at her.
Claire comes up to the table and placed three glasses of water. "Two flats for you two." said Claire as she poured flat water in Linka and Ron Andy's glasses. "And sparkling water to match your eyes." Claire said as she poured sparkling water in Loki's glass.
"Um I didn't get a glass." said Bebe. Claire ignored Bebe and walked away. "The service here stinks."
Some time later, Linka tried to get back on Ron Andy's good side. "So, how about that math test? I mean, "show your work?" What is that?" Linka stated as Loki and Bebe ate quietly.
Then Claire walks in with a silver plate. "If I may." Claire lifts the cover and slams it in Bebe's face. "A special treat from for a special gentleman, a nacho from Jean Juan's private collection!"
"I think we'll hit the buffet again." said Loki and Bebe.
"Wait we both said the same thing at the exact same time." said Bebe.
"This is literally meant to be." said Loki. Both Loki and Bebe get off their seats and walk to the buffet. Claire punched the nacho down on the plate and walked away in anger.
"This is literally meant to be." Linka mocked her older brother and Ron Andy laughed.
"Boy they're so cheesy." Ron Andy agreed.
"Yeah! Yeah, cheesier that this Fromage Con Queso!" said Linka. "Oh, remember when Loki picked his own flowers?"
"Yeah and they turned it to be poison ivy! Bebe's face swelled up like a salted turkey!" Ron Andy laughed.
Loki and Bebe were watching their younger siblings laughing from the buffet. "Aw, look, they're getting along!" said Bebe.
"That's great." said Loki.
"Sweetheart, this has been torture." said Bebe.
"Yeah, I agree babe." Loki and Bebe picked up to kiss, until Claire comes between the two.
"Hot raw tamales, coming through! Claire shouted.
"Thank goodness, the kissing is so gross! Who does that?!" Ron Andy exclaimed.
"Yeah, and how about all the selfies?" Linka and Ron Andy chuckle. "Don't get my bad side, babe." Linka mocked Loki.
"You don't have a bad side Loki woki!" said Ron Andy mocked Bebe and the two laughed.
"Listen I'm sorry what I said at school. It was really stupid of me." said Linka.
"It's okay." said Ron Andy. "Sorry about the Sloppy joe."
Then their older siblings come back with their arms around each other. "Guess who's back together?!" said Loki.
"Babe and Loki-woki!" Linka and Ron Andy said at the same time with sarcasm. Loki and Bebe take a selfie with Ron Andy mocks barfs and Claire scowling in the background.
"Well that's great." said Linka and her eyes widen as she sees her classmates from today.
"I'll pick you girls up later." said one of the classmates' dad.
"Thanks dad." The 3rd classmate replied.
Linka quickly hides under the table. "What are you doing?" Ron Andy asked.
"I dropped my fork." Linka lied and then crawled under the table.
"Linka, where are you going?!" Loki asked.
"Ladies' room. I hope no one ate the Chile Con Escargots!" Linka runs to the women's room and locks herself in. "I'll just hide in here until the girls leave."
Then she hears a customer banging on the door. "Hurry up! I gotta escar-go!"
Linka groans and exits the bathroom as the lady dashes in. "Uno, dos, trios!" The lead musician said as he and the band played. Linka sees that her classmates are still there and she sees one of her classmates heading towards the washroom, so she hides under the dessert tray.
Claire walks out of the kitchen on her cellphone. "Hello, Dr. Lopez? I know I'm not suppose to call you at home, but it's a Loki problem." said Claire.
"Claire! You gotta get me out of here!" said Linka from the dessert tray.
"What? Why?" Claire asked and sees the classmates from lunch. "Oh that's why."
"I can't let them see me on a date with Ron Andy." said Linka. "I told them that he's not my boyfriend."
"I'll wheel you out." said Claire. "Dr. Lopez, I'll call you back." Claire hung up her phone. She began to wheel out Linka through the dessert cart.
"Hey dessert lady!" said one of the classmates.
"Crud." Claire muttered as she wheeled towards her classmates. But of the classmates noticed a tuft of Linka's white hair.
"Hey what's with this whip cream?" The 1st classmate asked as she noticed that the tuft of white hair ducked. She pulls the cloth and sees nothing.
Linka dashes for the entrance, but she runs into the band. "Música!"
"NO! No música. Silencio!" Linka runs into a nearby closet.
Claire enters the same closet Linka hid in. "How are we gonna get you out of here? We'll need a disguise." said Claire.
Linka finds an oversized mask of a Mexican man. "I'm way ahead of you." Linka smirked. While Claire lowers her eyebrows at Linka's imitation of Lane.
Linka with the mask on, she's on Claire's shoulders, her face is being covered by a scarf, but her arms are not hidden. They were almost at the front door. "We're almost there Claire." said Linka.
"I'll pay babe. Where's that cute little waiter?" Loki asked.
"He thinks I'm cute?! I gotta give Loki the check!" Claire dashes off and Linka falls to the ground.
"Claire, get back here!" Linka shouted, but it was too late her classmates noticed her.
"Hey Linka. What brings you at Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet?" Her 4th classmate asked.
"I'm with friends. I mean family." Linka replied.
"Isn't that Ron Andy?" She asked.
"Where?" Linka lied.
"Wait, I smell perfume." said the 3rd classmate.
"Um." Linka began.
"She's on a date with Ron Andy!" The 3rd classmate pointed out and then she pieced it together. "Ron Andy is your boyfriend!" The rest of Linka's classmates laughed.
"Ron Andy is just a friend." said Linka.
"Friend? With you!" Ron Andy exclaimed.
"What?" Linka questioned.
"Linka is not my girlfriend! She's weird, her brothers are savages! Plus her white hair looks dumb! Seriously who has white hair. I rather lick the bathroom floor than that weirdo." said Ron Andy.
"RON ANDY!" Bebe shouted. Ron Andy turns around and sees Bebe and Loki who are furious at him, and Linka with watery tears.
"We're done Bebe." said Loki. Bebe broke down in tears. Linka is about to cry while her classmates laugh at her.
Linka begins to walk to the front door, but Ron Andy grabs her arm. "Linka wait!" Ron Andy shouted.
"Haven't you made fun of me enough!?" Linka asked with her voice breaking.
"Look I know that I've been bullying you a lot. Because well I kind of like you." said Ron Andy.
"You do?" Linka asked.
"Yeah, I just didn't know how to tell you." said Ron Andy. "I'm really sorry about what I said."
"You know that actions speak louder than words. That's what Loki said." said Linka.
Ron Andy sighs and kisses Linka on the lips and Linka raises her left leg. "Awww!" Bebe smiled.
"To be honest they make a great couple like us." said Loki.
"You mean we're back together?" Bebe asked.
"Yes." said Loki.
Claire watches as Loki and Bebe kiss, she glares at Bebe and takes out her cellphone. "Hello Dr. Lopez."
The next day at school, Ron Andy walking to his locker and he sees Linka. "Hey Linka." said Ron Andy. But he didn't noticed the angry look on her face, and she kicks Ron Andy in between the legs. Ron Andy screams in pain and covers his nuts. "My kiwis!"
"Ron Andy Santiago! How dare you kiss me in that restaurant. I rather kiss the bathroom floor than with you!" Linka shouted and walked away.
"What the heck just happened? She liked me and now she kicked me the kiwis? Girls are strange." Ron Andy said as he walked to his locker and when he opens his locker a ice pack slides out.
Ron Andy finds a note on it. "Sorry about the kick, I had to stop the teasing from both of our classmates. Here's something for the pain. Linka." Ron Andy read the letter and he sees a heart. "Wow that was nice of her. But man she can kick."
Linka and Claire are watching Ron Andy reading the note. "Nice work Linka." Claire commented.
"Actions speak louder than words." said Linka.
Yeah I changed a few things to make it work. I wanted to make Ron Andy admit his feelings to Linka, plus Linka being angry at Ron Andy. As usually free feel to leave some ideas. Please review.
